The main antagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Mutie]

I have no fucking idea who the hell the antagonist in Oblivion is. I've never played it before. so I have no idea who wants to take a ride on my +69 Staff of Penetration.

That would be Mehrunes Dagon, sir. Hope you don't mind seeing that staff of penetration become flaming wood, innuendo innuendo.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I've been playing Pokemon Ruby a few hours ago, so Maxie yeah I don't think so.

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

At least it's a guy this time. And well, he is Dante's twin. So yeah, there's that.

 

[natster43]

Wait, who the fuck is the main antagonist of Resident Evil The Mercenaries 3D???

 

[FateOrFatality]

In the first Half-Life? Oh ho ho... YOU are in for a treat!

Spoiler: Warning. Actual spoilers!

It's about 100ft tall.

What. The. Fuck.

Yeah, have fun with that. (Although, if it makes you feel better, I don't think the Nihilanth has genitals, so it'll probably opt for a good ol' fashion skull-f#@%ing.)

Oh, well if it doesn't have genitals - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? SERIOUSLY?

 

[jojoemon]

Gary Oak. Oh my god. If I knew how to link stuff I would totally throw in the "you can't ignore his girth" chat session here.

 

[pandasaw]

Dr. Cortex really does need help if all he wanted to do was capture and have sex with a bandicoot. Take over the world my ass.

 

[penguindude42]

Dyna Blade and King Dedede...

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~Tom

 

[brinvixen]

Who exactly is the bad guy in InFamous 2? If I can roll around with Nix then cool, should be fun so long as she keeps the claw covered. If we're talking about Betrand, then yuck. If we're talking about overarching enemy, The Beast, then YIPE!

 

[Shakomaru]

Can't complain.

Spoiler: what she really looks like

Assuming that is Ming-Xiao.. Right?

Spoiler: and besides isn't the main antagonist of the game

Prince LaCroix?

 

[Fenra]

I'm pretty sure I'm dead now.......

I'd hit it.... with a switch-axe!

As for me... Child of Eden... so I'm going to... wait its... I don't even.... huh?...

Well whatever happens it'll be trippy and beautiful!

 

[Josdeb]

I last played Left 4 Dead, so..... zombies?

All of them?

Ew, no thanks

 

[Shakomaru]

GLaDOS?

Somehow, I'm not optimistic about that outcome.

Just remember, It's all for Science.

 

[Lissa-QUON]

TF2 - So...the whole Red Team? They can all...er...take a number I guess.

Unless you consider the announcer the antagonist...in which case....Yea. Red Team can all take a number, I don't swing the announcer's way.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Uh... Last game...

Why do I have such a bad memory for what that was? XD - Must be because I've been distracted and haven't played anything for a while...

Very last thing? Probably a train sim. There's nothing even approaching an antagonist in that...

Before that? Eh... Back to the Future: The game is the most likely candidate...

So... Edna Strickland.

Well... I'm bi, so could be worse. And she's kind of hot, at least in 1931...

But, it doesn't exactly make much sense that she'd want to have sex with me...

I mean, she's basically the world's biggest killjoy...

 

[nima55]

well this might be a good thing if dark samus is a girl... hmmm

 

[Argonian alchemist]

Bioshock 2... so... Sophitia Lamb?

eh... well, at least it's a female right? Too bad she's like... 60...

ugh...

 

[RJ Dalton]

A giant, world-eating dragon being ridden by the undead skeleton of a rabbit-looking creature wants to fuck me? I think I'm going go curl up in the fetal position in the corner until the memories of my high school prom go away.

Edit: I'm going to add that to my list of "best things I have ever said that I should repeat completely out of context."

 

[Xanadu84]

Oooh, that's...uh...

I was playing F.E.A.R. 3. With Alma.

That didn't bode so well for the last guy. I think I may have just topped out the creepy meter amongst answers here.