The Manliest Song of All

[Guitarmasterx7]

First thing that comes to mind is Cannibal Corpses "I cum blood" but I want to say "Laser Canon Deth Sentence" By dethklok

Spoiler: I mean seriously. Look up the lyrics while listening to it.

Also, Manowar has a very manly feel about them, but lyrically they talk more about going to war than the actions themselves.

Spoiler: Besides, From a manliness standpoint, Amon Amarth is the same stuff but more brutal.

 

[blank0000]

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/268142 Let's Crash a Castle

 

[inhuMANATEE]

America Fuck Yea

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/422615

The manliness of that video was counteracted by the ad underneath it.

"Adopt your first ponystar! Crossbreed your ponystars with other ponies!"

 

[MysticnFm]

That Chumbawumbah song commonly called "I get knocked down!" (though that's not its actual name, but I can't remember its name) is pretty manly as well.

Ah, that would be Tubthumping. That song is awesome.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Spoiler: YOU WA SHOCK!

Someone had to post it.

Well of course. If you hadn't, I would have.

 

[MelziGurl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pJ88yvXb_c

Bloke - Chris Franklin.

Watch this and all the competitors will crumble under its awesome Manliness/Blokiness

Was thinking the same thing actually, only because ***** was playing at work and ever since I haven't got the song out of my head.

 

[Queen Michael]

Born in the USA with Bruce Springsteen.

 

[UberMore]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/422615

So many, it even makes hair grow on Steel.

 

[UberMore]

Nearly manly enough, but it requires more!

 

[MercurySteam]

Certainly you've listened to a song at some point, afterwards thinking to yourself, "Damn, that was manly!" I'm talking about that kind of song that gets your testosterone pumping, making you feel like punching a dragon in the balls (thank you, Benzaie).

What song have you heard that best expresses the essense of manliness?

Spoiler: This one gets my vote.

I think my testicle count just tripled.

 

[macrovore]

I think that the manliest song ever is simply as follows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

I rest my case.

 

[Cowabungaa]

How is it even remotely possible that this hasen't been posted yet:
Dammit, I've just shaven, now I've got a full beard again!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Monty Python's Lumber-Jack song =P

 

[MindBullets]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt693D13sBo

Most of LoG's stuff is badass, but this one is especially awesome.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Wenches and Meade by Alestorm

 

[Tossth Esalad]

Wenches and Meade by Alestorm

Damn you ninja!

 

[Jekken6]

Battery by Metallica and Aces High by Iron Maiden

 

[death525]

now that we're men by spongebob