The manliest thing you can eat?

[orangebandguy]

Steak as thick as a tree trunk, in knee height grease. With chips naturally.

 

[Alphavillain]

Probably a fierce animal. Oh, the tooth of a sabre-tooth tiger.

 

[Mirroga]

Raw eggs and raw hotdogs (the actual food and not an innuendo). They're still delicious with the setbacks of having diarrhea later.

 

[Spitfire175]

Raw beef.

 

[DC10144]

A live cow covered in the blood of his enemies.

 

[Dwarfman]

Offal. Let's face it anything manly, is anything that is done upon a dare. So in this case as your chef I recomend the following...

1st Course - Sweet bread ( This is the lymph gland of a small animal) sauteed with garlic and butter and served with a wine reduction and endive.

2nd Course - Pan seared Kidneys with braised cabbage wrapped in caul fat ( caul fat is the stomach lining of a pig) served with grilled tomatoes, brioche and a soft poached egg

3rd Coarse - Whole pan fried foi gras (That's a bloated goose/duck liver) served with fava beans and a bottle cianti

4th course - Cherry Pie whilst wearing a fake blond wig and singing the song 'She's my Cherry Pie!'. Ohh yeah served with ice cream...

 

[MrTrivia]

Either a habanero coated with Cholula, or a sandwich the size of your head stacked up with five kinds of meat. Personally, I'd opt for the latter.

 

[Ekonk]

a cock

HAHAHA

We can't top this one.

 

[Dwarfman]

a cock

HAHAHA

We can't top this one.

Wrapped in habanero and coated in Cholula? Actually what the fuck is cholula or did somebody spell kahlula wrong?

 

[Numb1lp]

A nail hamburger.

 

[katsa5]

What I want. I don't care about 'healthy', if I want to eat a plate of nachos over a salad.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

An Angus Beef Burger. Roar.

 

[raxer92]

I've seen the "manwich" and it's funny but let's do stuff that is eatable.

A big burrito from a manly mexican restaurant and a lot of "salsa" ^_^

 

[MercurySteam]

A McDonalds burger ordered by Chuck Norris.

 

[Joe_Fitzsimmons]

scorpion

 

[RetiarySword]

The hearts of my enemies.
Actually boar as a serious awnser.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Nails.




With no milk!

 

[SnowCold]

A raw live bull.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Exploding imploding shrapnel filled laser napalm with a side order of Chuck Norris topped up with some Cthulu smothered with some Chaos gods.