The manliest thing you can eat?

[Zhalath]

Whatever it is, it should:
1. Be meat-based.
2. Be barbecued.
3. Have bacon involved in some way.
4. Dominate the plate it's on.
5. Make your friends feel inadequate when they eat it.
6. Again, bacon.
7. Leave your hands messy. You will need napkins. Lots of napkins.
8. It should be able to feed a family in a third-world country.
9. And for the Rule of Three, bacon.

10.must have been shot viciously to be killed
11. must bleed just from wind hitting it

Not necessarily shot. You could've stabbed it to death with a knife or killed it with your bare hands. Either way, blood should've been spilled.

 

[Maze1125]

Big Pete [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/apocalypse-lane/752-Episode-One-Big-Petes-Funeral]

 

[coldshadow]

YOUR OWN HEART!

 

[RanD00M]

Anything that is still alive when you eat it.

 

[Sporky111]

I've eaten bear steak. I think that's pretty manly. If that doesn't cut it for you, I've also had elk, moose, bison, and squid. Yeah, I love meat.

And, though I've never tried it, if I could bring myself to eat anything blue rare I would feel real manly. (Blue rare is basically rare steak, but it's only been seared on each side for 10 seconds. The inside is still cold and very bloody)

 

[JoeKickAzz]

um....is this game related?

OT: BIG FUCKING COOKIE!!!!!!

 

[HardRockSamurai]

The Manliest thing you could ever eat. [http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/contributors/images/2007/07/williscigar.jpg]

Killing him's the hard part.

[small]...you have to do it at least five times...[/small]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

why cereal [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXGWZxI9lAs] of course

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A bucket of nails. Om nom nom!

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Viper Sake, followed by Bull's Penis and rotted Shark Meat.

Props for reference.

 

[Lilani]

Fried Oreos. I know plenty of men who can't handle them...man I could live off of those things.

 

[Baby Eater]

Whatever it is, it should:
1. Be meat-based.
2. Be barbecued.
3. Have bacon involved in some way.
4. Dominate the plate it's on.
5. Make your friends feel inadequate when they eat it.
6. Again, bacon.
7. Leave your hands messy. You will need napkins. Lots of napkins.
8. It should be able to feed a family in a third-world country.
9. And for the Rule of Three, bacon.

10.must have been shot viciously to be killed
11. must bleed just from wind hitting it

Not necessarily shot. You could've stabbed it to death with a knife or killed it with your bare hands. Either way, blood should've been spilled.

its even manlier if you hold a k-bar in your mouth(shirt optinal) tackle the prey then slit/snap its neck and carry it 50 miles

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Steak with bacon wrapped around it, with chillies in between the steak and the bacon.

Steak Mignon?

I like Bacon Mignon. Bacon wrapped in bacon... mmmmm...

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

And thats why you fail at life...

 

[Killer Rabbit]

T-rex Bacon

 

[grimsprice]

Whatever it is, it should:
1. Be meat-based.
2. Be barbecued.
3. Have bacon involved in some way.
4. Dominate the plate it's on.
5. Make your friends feel inadequate when they eat it.
6. Again, bacon.
7. Leave your hands messy. You will need napkins. Lots of napkins.
8. It should be able to feed a family in a third-world country.
9. And for the Rule of Three, bacon.

To that i give you... the porkinator.

 

[Ernie Devlin]

An entire lion stuffed with a tiger and topped off with naga jolokia chillies (hottest chillies in the world).