The many faces of Kirby, having just eaten.

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

He's a master detective, but has zero social skills.

Now which one am I talking about?

 

[Knusper]

Hooray, Kirby is now part Cthulhu. I wold hate to see how that turns out. Probably like the Fly but with more... tentacles.

Well at least it's cartoon Cthulhu and therefore so much more lovable.

 

[a stranger]

looks like Kirby can make some fantastic fashion and has a nice stache

 

[ramboondiea]

templar kirby, smiting all that is not kirby!!!!

 

[PureChaos]

he has the power to find entertainment in the slightest thing so never uses the phrase 'im bored'

 

[DEAD34345]

Kirby would gain incredible magical abilities, and become the best at every talent instantly. He would basically have no need to eat another creature ever again, since he could already do anything they could do, better.

 

[Stako]

Hemokenesis. Wow. Poor Kirby.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Congratulations, Kirby! You now have the ability to be absolutely brilliant after the time to use said brilliance has already passed!

As for my avatar, he gains a bow and arrow. I found this rather funny, as Kirby can actually inhale the character in my avatar.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Take a good look at my name.

 

[Xaio30]

Kirby proceeds to steal every single piece of loot in the room.
Next stop, The World.

 

[Rhys Wilson]

it would basically be wing kirby, with and incrementally longer resurrection time, riding on a chariot throwing spears.

 

[Simskiller]

He weilds the power of [HEADING=1]lack of pants![/HEADING] I only pray that he uses it wisely.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

Kirby becomes a crazy man wearing a fedora holding a book that reveals any bit of knowledge one could conceivably find in the nearest encyclopedia who can instantly formulate any kind of plan against any sort of enemy without actually thinking through it consciously.

...OR a demonic darkness-based, rampaging monster of a little asshole with a staff used primarily to beat an enemy into the ground as he repeatedly flies around on (because it's kirby) Meta Knight-esque wings...wearing a fedora.

...OR a crystalline reality-bending psycho with near infinite power who constantly sings random songs by Tom Lehrer whilst abusing a ton of overpowered abilities to destroy his enemies....Wearing a fedora.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Me: He gets decent martial arts and breakdance skills but is too lazy to train then

My avatar: He gains spiky hair, an annoying laugh,enough power to pull a random passing meteor onto his foes and a level OVER 9000

 

[kayisking]

Congratulations Kirby, you have just become a fat guy who eats way too much, is a little bit simple, and loves to wear pink. Oh wait...

Just joking, but I don't really have any special talents. Now as for my avatar...

 

[siahsargus]

Whoops, double post.

 

[FalloutJack]

Take a good look at my name.

Nevermind that, take a look at your avatar!

Groucho Kirby: Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

*Inhales watch, time stops*

 

[siahsargus]

My Avatar: Kirby becomes misguided Aryan Nazi Kirby, with Sniping and propaganda skills, and gain a crazy smirk.
Me: Kirby becomes crazy mad-chill, bisexual, genius Kirby, and gain glasses