The Mass Effect Series: Squad Mates -Spoilers-

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Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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Kasumi is awesome, man. She's actually the only normal character in the entire series. Everyone else was fucked up in some way. She's just a cool introverted chick who likes to steal stuff. No prejudices, no stupid ideas. Just a well written normal human character. And I absolutely loved her loyalty mission in ME2 and her background. I'm very disappointed that she wasn't a squad mate in ME3 and a romance option because I would have dumped Liara for her.
 

Phenomenis

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Played all three, so here we go.

1+ Garrus. Garrus was a top boss throughout all three games. Insanely loyal, useful skills, and was basically shepard as a Turian. Me and Garrus had a bromance (like Turk and JD from Scrubs) going as my main Shep, we was like a sniper tag team. I understand why everyone likes him too, since he is a TOP don. It is impossible not to respect his ruthless idealism and vigilantism, and it is impossible to not understand and partially agree with every word he says. Truly hilarious conversations. Great character, fantastic development.

2+ Walking into a minefield here, but I'm going with Ashley. She had such a good character, really well fleshed out by the writers. If you delved deep enough, you really understood why she had trust issues, particularly with aliens, and found out the macho-joky attitude is put out because she's lonely and feels she's never going to amount to anything in life. She really isn't a racist. She appears to have prejudices at first, but if you see her gunning for the Terra Firma leader, you really don't think she's racist afterwards. Plus, she also has a good development arc. Is very irritating when you see her in ME2, but sorta makes up for it in ME3.

3+ EDI. She was just hilarious, so many of her conversation options. One of the best character arcs, extremely entertaining all round. EDI was great in combat too, and, I also have to admit. Even though she was a robot, she was one hot robot. Still, that last bit was an added bonus. Had about 8 other candidates for this though, great characters.

On the other end of the scale:

1- Morinth. Honestly not sure why anyone would EVER pick her over Samara other than to just see what she's like. Has poor development, is just downright unpleasant and evil. I chose her once and regretted it for LOOOONNNNG after. And I think Samara is boring anyway. And Samara is infinitely more useful in combat. No enjoyable conversations, few enjoyable encounters.

2- I found Grunt utterly unmemorable. More so than regular punching bag Jacob. There were a lot of places they could have gone, but they didn't. He was just a moron who sprouted the same sentence about being worthy every ten seconds. Still, perhaps a little bitter about how he was the one who replaced Wrex.

3- Going with popular trend here on Jacob. He had about no character development in the entirety of either game. I never understood his motivations, or ever really felt like talking to him was helping me get to know him. Also found him very hard to believe. Everyone in my squad is safely guaranteed to be a stone-cold killer deep down, and Jacob was the only one who I couldn't see this with. He just came off as not the kind of person who would kill the way everyone else did in my crew.
 

Goofguy

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Tough call but I'd have to say:

Top 3
Garrus
Wrex
Liara

Bottom 3
Jacob
Kaidan
Morinth
 

Mikeyfell

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Top 3? How quaint. I'm going to take this to it's logical extreme and just rank all 20 squad mates into tiers.

1 Tali: She's perfect. I don't know how to explain it any better than that. I mean I love listening to her ramble on about how her people's government works. I hate politics. Every aspect of her personality and how she carries herself just endear her to me.

Do I even have to say it? He's pure concentrated awesome. and the most fleshed out of all the characters.

3 Garrus: Maybe it's just me but I think there's a lot of misunderstanding around Garrus. Everyone I know loves him because he's so badass, but I never saw him that way. (Especially if you romance him) he totally comes across as a shy, awkward, almost fragile guy. (And Kelly Chambers is the only one who noticed it) I never got the idea that he was faking being badass but I do get the feeling that the only reason he lives by his own rules is that the alternative is uncomfortable.

4 Kaiden: Maybe the only reason I wanted to rank all the squadmates is because most of my really interesting dependencies happen in the middle. For example Kaiden almost beating Garrus. I love this guy's down to earth demeanor (Even though he's in space) He's centered, calm, and most importantly willing to admit he was wrong about you.

This is how you write an A.I. Just sayin'. All of his dialog demonstrates a consistent estimation of the differences and similarities between synthetics and organics. And most importantly his emotions surface in the form of actions he can't explain instead of actual emotions. It's amazing. And to me he's the best bit of voice acting in the game. (Either him or Wrex [sub][sub]"Shepard"[/sub][/sub])
6 Wrex: Speaking of Wrex[sub][sub]"Shepard"[/sub][/sub], Most everything that puts Wrex this high on the list happens long after he stops being a squad mate. I didn't actually like him that much in Mass Effect 1. But seeing just how deeply he cares about the future of his people really added some depth to him that I thought was lacking in the first game.

7 Thane: He wares a leather jacket but not sunglasses. That's ten points right there. Mostly his spiritual side coupled with his predisposition towards getting revenge on the people who killed his wife drew me to him. And I like the way he handles his own mortality.

8 James: I don't get why everyone hates him. He's funny. Yeah he's a muscle head he never really came across as stupid. (He's no genius, but he's not stupid) I liked him a lot. And he's so good with Cortez, if he was as douchey as people make him out to be I don't think he'd be friends with an openly gay man. Not to mention the fight with James is one of the best things that happens in Mass Effect 3.

He's a Prothean! He has some of the funniest stuff in ME 3 happen around him and he offers some impressive insights into everything going on. When I heard there was going to be a Porthean in the game I almost thought that it being a scientist or scholar was too obvious so I was expecting a soldier like Javic. So I lost some shock value there. But, he he's still a welcome addition.
10 Jack: I can't tell if she's a ***** on the outside and a scared little kid on the inside or the other way around. For the sake of full disclosure she was third place on this list before Mass Effect 3 introduced the whole "Mother Hen" aspect to her character. I wanted to see the psychotic ***** stay the psychotic *****, but I guess Bioware's just a little more into cliche than I thought.

11 Zaeed: You don't cross Zaeed because he holds grudges. He's the only squad mate who's jaded. He doesn't want to be your friend. He's the oldest squad mate (Well he's the proportionally eldest squad mate) but he carries his years around with him. He's had a hard life and you can tell.

12 Grunt: I don't really have anything to say about Grunt. (I've hit the middle of the list lull in things to talk about)

13 Kasumi: Kasumi's fun, she likes Jacob which is weird. But good for him. She's probably the sweetest of the squad mates. (Like Grunt I don't have a lot to say about her)
14 Jacob: In stark contrast to Kaiden, Jacob achieves much the same calmness and honesty by being just plain uninteresting. I mean did he do anything worth while in Mass Effect 2? Nope. I far from hate him but he doesn't DO anything. I appreciate his honesty and strait forwardness with you though.

15 EDI: In stank contrast with Legion she fails at being an A.I. An A.I. contemplating philosophy could have been great but wasn't executed well. Asides from a few spit-take-worthy jokes her attempts at humor fell flat. She was a better character as part of the ship rather than part of the crew.
16 Samara: Just Meh. Justicar's could be interesting but she's not. She's this ancient warrior monk with no personality, not even stoicism. She wishes she was stoic. Her presence bores me.

Well I can only assume that nobody at Bioware expected anyone to actually let Morinth survive. because (After the loyalty mission) there's only one conversation you can have with her. Then in ME 3 she gets the bullshit-est cameo in the history of bullshit cameos (That's right even bullshit-er than Pyramid Head in Silent Hill Homecoming.) That was a big deal to choose between two super powered Biotics with vastly different personalities and if you pick Renegade you get a grand total of 1 conversation with her. She could be higher up on the list because I liked her character but she's not in the game at all. Makes me sick.

18 Liara: It's a shame that Liara is this low on the list, I guess you have to turn in your personality once you become the Shadow Broker. (To be fair I haven't romanced her yet, so I don't know if she's any better then) But after how meek and naive she was in ME 1 and how cool she was in ME 2 she just got boring in ME 3 She only has 1 moment in that whole game (And it's part of DLC) Apart from that she lacks all emotion and it's just sad.
19 Ashley: The space Republican. She's racist. She loves poetry. And she's Christian. That's the hatred trifecta. And shit every single line she utters in Mass Effect 3 is something about how she doesn't trust you, and that even though you saved the galaxy that doesn't excuse working with Cerberus. She's a terrible person. She has no redeeming qualities except for the fact that Miranda exists.

20 Miranda: (For the record I wrote a 6 page rant on every thing wrong with Miranda, so I'll keep it short) She's a schizophrenic, narcissistic, spoiled, entitled, conceded, emo, immature, childish, condescending, passive aggressive, stubborn, conniving, stupid *****. And she thinks having a giant ass makes her the sexiest thing in the galaxy.
I mean, she tells you she wanted to put a control chip in your head, then she turns around and says she's always respected you. The best part of Mass Effect 2 was that you got to kill her.
(and if anyone tells me how many of those adjectives are basically synonyms I will slap you)
 

Innegativeion

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My top 3:

Garrus,

Legion,

Liara

My bottom 3:

Jacob

Ashley(died, not sure if that counts)

James.
 

The_Blue_Rider

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Oh god I cant choose just 3

Heres just the ones that stand out to me

Garrus
Liara
Wrex
Legion
James
Tali
Javik

Im gonna talk about James for a second, I really like James, he's possibly the first Human squadmate in Mass Effect Ive given a damn about, he plays off the other squadmates just so well, and his dialogue with Femshep is some of the best in the game. (Im a dedicated Manshep player, honestly the only 2 things that im playing as Femshep for is romancing Garrus, and talking to James).
Not just that, but he has a fairly interesting background too, he acts all tough and like he's invincible, but deep down, he's uncertain of himself, especially in a leadership position thanks to the Collectors.


Oh also just gonna mention that I love Javik so much, he has some of the funniest dialogue in the game, and he's just such a glorious jerk
 

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picking top 3 bottom, 3 is tough. i mainly looked at each character and how much they brought to any squad. for ME2 as renegade for instance, having zaeed and samara in any group with shepard as a soldier / vanguard was an unstoppable force of destruction. i was hoping to have both of them back for ME3.

i will say that one thing that disappointed me about legion was you hardly got any chance to have him in your squad. you could have him for two missions in ME2 (ignoring the DLCs) and precisely zero in ME3. great character with awesome development, but wildly underutilized in terms of squad mate availability. i would have enjoyed having him and javik in a group together.
 

Clive Howlitzer

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I am very cliche in that my favorite squad mates tend to be Garrus and Tali, simply because they've been with me the longest and weren't a racist ***** or an emo. Oh, and Liara loses points for the developers shoving her down my throat every chance they get.
Runner up prizes go to Thane, Mordin, and Legion.
 

jensenthejman

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Top:
Garrus
Legion
Wrex
Thane
Mordin
Miranda
Kaiden
Kasumi
Liara
Jack
Javik
Tali
EDI
(This was the squad I wanted for ME 3. Shame on you, Bioware.)

Meh:
Grunt
Samara
Zaeed

Bottom:
James Vega
Ashley
 

Sniper Team 4

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Gah...this is hard.

Tali, Liara, and Zaeed I guess. Yes, I like Zaeed. I found his lines rather refreshing. While everyone else would say the same thing, just slightly different (If he goes in there, he'll get killed. If he follows us, the only thing he'll get is a thrashing. If he comes with us, the likelyhood of his survival is .002 percent), Zaeed would say something totally off the wall (Shepard, you want me to knee-cap this guy so he doesn't follow us around?) I also liked his story about not smoking, and S.O.P for a Threshar Maw.
Tali because I loved her quote from the first game: "Is that armor in good working condition? Because I'm going to be standing behind you." Plus I think she's sweet.
And Liara. Liara is just...wow. I wish I knew a girl like her. So much fun.

Bottom three:

I never much liked Jack. The girl had a huge attitude problem. She got better if you got to know her, but I know if I knew someone like that in real life, I'd want nothing to do with them. Which is sad, because she turns out to be okay. But man, she just got on my nerves with the constant anger.

Kaiden. As was said early, reminded me too much of Carth from Knights of the Old Republic, and I just never used him either. Didn't help that the same guy voiced him. I left him to die every time except when I played as a male character. Had to leave Ashley that time because otherwise that girl was somehow my romance interest. Annoying.

Jacob. Good man, solid under fire, and perhaps the closest out of ALL the squadmates to being the most normal. And because of that, he was boring. He didn't even that good abilities. It just fades into the background in my brain. He's not bad, he's just not memorable.
 

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Adam Jensen said:
Kasumi is awesome, man. She's actually the only normal character in the entire series. Everyone else was fucked up in some way. She's just a cool introverted chick who likes to steal stuff. No prejudices, no stupid ideas. Just a well written normal human character. And I absolutely loved her loyalty mission in ME2 and her background. I'm very disappointed that she wasn't a squad mate in ME3 and a romance option because I would have dumped Liara for her.
That is kind of my thoughts on her for a DLC add on I liked her much more then some of the other squad mates that where not DLC. And between Kasumi and Zaaed Kasumi is much better.

On topic for top 3 that is hard but here goes.

1. Thane. I don't know exactly why I liked that guy.

2. Legion. I liked his comments on things he saw things much differently then most.

3. Liara. I think I took her on almost ever mission in ME3, because the other two on this list are not an option, and I think she had a lot of good dialog.

As for bottom I didn't hate any of them I just didn't care about them at all.

1. Miranda. I didn't tell her about whats his name so she died after killing her dad and I just didn't care.

2. Ashley. I let her die so there is that but I don't know I just didn't care about her.

3. Jacob. It's been said cant remember him much, ok I remember his loyalty mission but that is because I love the song "The Man who would be King."
 

ManimalR

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Top 3:
Legion- because Legion
Garrus- because Garrus
Tali- because Tali

Bottom 3:
Kaidan- All he does is whine about headaches and his childhood
Javik- Just unnecessarily mean, surprisingly dull for a Prothean and certainly not worth the money
James- More boring than Jacob and everything he said was just annoying

Dont really understand all the Samara hate, I thought she was one of the best characters in the series
 

LetalisK

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My favorites, in no particular order:
Jack, Javik, Mordin, Miranda, and Liara. And I know it's not the hip or cool thing to say, but I liked Miranda's story in ME2 and ME3. It fleshed out her personality and motivations a lot.

My least favorites, in no particular order:
James, Jacob, Kaiden, Zaeed. I never cared about any of these guys.
 

Vault101

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I love the fact that the Prothians turned out to be imperialistic dicks....deal with it primitive
Mcoffey said:
3) Tali - This is a case of a fanbase ruining a character. The tali fans are disgusting. She was nice and kind of interesting in Mass Effect 1, but her romance was just creepy in 2.

I also think it's interesting that people mistakenly call Ashley racist, but no one cries foul when Tali is openly prejudiced against the Geth.
I agree, I mean I like tali (though i pretty much ignored her on my first playthrough) the obsession some people have with her kind of puts me off though (not that Id ever romance her..femshep player 100%) its similar with Liara, more that she was "designed" to be a love interest

however I think by ME3 Liara really becomes her own charachters

Ive never really disliked any charachters, and I think I like Jack a whole lot more becaue of her charachter development and the pure awsomeness she becomes...rather than the miserable self loathing mass of anger she was before
 

Vault101

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Mcoffey said:
Yeah, I don't think i'll ever forget the graph some dude created explaining what Tali's sweat must taste like... or the Tali love-doll. *shudders*

And I know what you mean about Liara. I admit I felt the change to the "dark side" in ME2 felt a little forced, but she found a very healthy balance in 3. A good character overall, and also fills the Bro spot for my Shep.
................ewwww

I dont think Liara ever really went "dark side" it just seems she was obsessed....with somthing (as in the shadow broker)

although dissucssing relationships in ME can feel a little..."disturbing fan fic" at times I was dissapointed there was no femshep-ashley option...I just figured it fit because shes Kaidens counterpart..and its possible with Kaiden

I liek trynor though, its just not quite as satisfying as having a romanace arc that spanned all 3 games

also Ive been listening to nine inch nails Album "Year Zero" and i think it fits with ME3 more or less which is really cool....<- I know thats off topic but seriously I gotta tell peole that