The minor annoyances that keep us all from accepting the invitations to attend Hogwarts
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One: I hate british accents
Two: My fists would be sore from hitting people with british accents
Three: So many things aobut the school would piss me off. i'd get in trouble for vadalism
Four: It doesnt exist
Five: The teachers are not hot
Six: The teachers are morons
Seven: I'd be put in evil school (whats it called? dartmoth?)
Two: My fists would be sore from hitting people with british accents
Three: So many things aobut the school would piss me off. i'd get in trouble for vadalism
Four: It doesnt exist
Five: The teachers are not hot
Six: The teachers are morons
Seven: I'd be put in evil school (whats it called? dartmoth?)
Yeah, imagine having to go to the bathroom to throw up after a party on those stairs... O_O
The annual to weekly murders. The date rape drugs. The many dangerous creatures. The lack of modern technology and convenience. The apparently non-existent security. The asshole chemistry teacher and the elitist, pure blooded cunts...
Off the top of my head.
Though it would be cool to learn how to chop someones head off by pointing a stick at them...(And I do admit to having some affection for those idiotic kids...)
The annual to weekly murders. The date rape drugs. The many dangerous creatures. The lack of modern technology and convenience. The apparently non-existent security. The asshole chemistry teacher and the elitist, pure blooded cunts...
Off the top of my head.
Though it would be cool to learn how to chop someones head off by pointing a stick at them...(And I do admit to having some affection for those idiotic kids...)
I'm in the southwestern United States, so going to Hogwarts in the UK is a little impractical, travel-wise. I know there are several methods to 'port oneself there in an instant, but I'd rather avoid getting magically sent through the dimensional wringer just to get to class. Besides, I'm already attending the Southwest Academy for Magery, Mecha, and Alchemy. I don't need a twig with a hair in it to light your house on fire, and I have an awesome giant robot that can turn a metal tank into a wooden horse with little more than a slap! (Not to mention how handy magic is for circumventing all those nasty engineering problems mechas are often plagued with.)
That made me laugh so hard XDrofl jet said:
OT: I really don't like the mortality rate at that place, not to mention they have a sport where it is possible to die if you get nailed in the face with a floating metal ball and/or falling from a great height, at one point they had some...monster thingies that would suck your soul if you went near them guarding the school from a mass murderer, they allow the older students to participate in a tournament where it is possible to have your ass burnt by a dragon of all things, then nearly drown in a bloody lake (how deep was that bloody lake anyway), not to mention some kind of terrorist group seems to want to target the school and murder the headmaster and a couple of the students. Also, the stairs would really piss me off...
On the upshot, Alan Rickman would be teaching me potions, which would be AWESOME
I'd probably end up in Durmstrang which is...well, so much more awesome.
But...none of them have an inch of common sense (teachers or students).
Dumbledore is creepy with the constant twinkle and showing up wherever. Also, he's a moron.(Get a Marine with a sniper rifle -> Voldemort issue solved)
I'd probably end up in Slytherin (read: most definitely) and half of them will be Death Eaters. On the other hand, hey, cool metal band name. Down side again, Lightning Face and the Gryffindorks will make life hell.
I'd be without my computer, cellphone or other stuff that make life worth living. No wonder Potter got into so much stupid trouble. Get them the Internet and they'll be quiet as a mouse all day.
Every kid in that school will know how to make lethal poisons or kill me with a spell. I'd be so paranoid, I wouldn't get out of the broom closet.
Snakes, owls, toads and rats everywhere. The castle would be shaking in its foundations due to my daily screaming at vermin.
But...none of them have an inch of common sense (teachers or students).
Dumbledore is creepy with the constant twinkle and showing up wherever. Also, he's a moron.(Get a Marine with a sniper rifle -> Voldemort issue solved)
I'd probably end up in Slytherin (read: most definitely) and half of them will be Death Eaters. On the other hand, hey, cool metal band name. Down side again, Lightning Face and the Gryffindorks will make life hell.
I'd be without my computer, cellphone or other stuff that make life worth living. No wonder Potter got into so much stupid trouble. Get them the Internet and they'll be quiet as a mouse all day.
Every kid in that school will know how to make lethal poisons or kill me with a spell. I'd be so paranoid, I wouldn't get out of the broom closet.
Snakes, owls, toads and rats everywhere. The castle would be shaking in its foundations due to my daily screaming at vermin.
Ah that is where you're wrong my friend, after a few tactical airstrikes the next generation will be gone, then it's just a waiting game called ethnic cleansing while the remaining ones die of old age or the new "Anti Magick Laser Rifle 5000X" (designed to target their magical genes) which will be used by our wizard death squads.EcoEclipse said: