The most annoying person you know.

[Ultrajoe]

I know this one guy, he will do anything to make people like him, change opinions, suck up, lie, wheedle.

he's a greasy little shit who i would gladly remove from the earth with nothing short of EXTERMINATUS.

I don't have any clever comment, i hate him and would bite off his face if i could stand to touch him.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

Edit: Ignore what used to be here, I owe that girl big time. Plus she isn't half bad to talk to.

I'm gonna say my brother, he's immature, gay and constantly screaming.

 

[fulano]

There boy, there. Calm down...

walks away slowly....

 

[rapidoud]

Idiots that talk with the accent (the idiot accent, or foreigners that are just annoying, shutup you brit idiot. Hey dude I'm Australian... LOL you just made that country up.), did he say WAS IT YOU?!?!?! or DIVIDE BY TWO?!?!?!?!
People who drive like idiots in cars, comeon accelerating that much then braking becuase oyu got red lights IS WHY PETROL PRICES ARE GOING UP, JACK*** (that REALLY annoys me)
Kids on XBL who think they're good when they just really, really suck.
Horror games where stupid choices are made, like Doom, you happen to be so ********* retarded that you cant hold a torch AND A GUN *$(DYD^&*)#^$)*#&$.
Or people who put plots in games where you can just predict what happens at every corner (pretty much all of GTA, was there one mission where you DIDN'T end up shooting 3+ people?)
RAWR
Off-topic:
Glitches in games just when you passed the level that took you more than an hour (oh boy IWBTG, I will kill your creator), and just plain bs stuff in games, e.g. bf2142 is glitchy and even if you don't hit a wall you will still probably die when in a helojet.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Idiots that talk with the accent (the idiot accent, or foreigners that are just annoying, shutup you brit idiot. Hey dude I'm Australian... LOL you just made that country up.), did he say WAS IT YOU?!?!?! or DIVIDE BY TWO?!?!?!?!
People who drive like idiots in cars, comeon accelerating that much then braking becuase oyu got red lights IS WHY PETROL PRICES ARE GOING UP, JACK*** (that REALLY annoys me)
Kids on XBL who think they're good when they just really, really suck.
Horror games where stupid choices are made, like Doom, you happen to be so ********* retarded that you cant hold a torch AND A GUN *$(DYD^&*)#^$)*#&$.
Or people who put plots in games where you can just predict what happens at every corner (pretty much all of GTA, was there one mission where you DIDN'T end up shooting 3+ people?)
RAWR
Off-topic:
Glitches in games just when you passed the level that took you more than an hour (oh boy IWBTG, I will kill your creator), and just plain bs stuff in games, e.g. bf2142 is glitchy and even if you don't hit a wall you will still probably die when in a helojet.

In no mean way, meaning no offense, and in complete innocence...

People like you.

like. Not you in any way, you serve merely as the example to my choice.

And accents get chicks. Im going to america every year what with the interest it generated last time.

 

[rapidoud]

Yeah I was a bit annoying there but mainly I'm shy and hold it in but after being silent for 2 years I kind of explode every now and again to maintain it

 

[MirrorMonkey]

Steven Seagal...

 

[sirdiealot88]

A guy I know from Uni. Nice guy and all. He just never knows when to shut up. Despite many times I've told him I don't give a flying toss about Warhammer or EVE online, he would still go on about it. As some other friends would say, he is intense. And that's just one problem.

He also can't take a hint, it's obvious that everyone else in the class aren't really fond of him, but yet he chases the dream of getting into the group. It's quite sad really. But the fact he lived in the same block of flats as me, it was hard to avoid him. I like the guy, but it doesn't stop me from wanting to plot his death.

Was quite worried you'd say me for a minute there Keshi. I feel a little disheartened that I'm no longer the most annoying, I'll have to try harder =p

 

[ThePoodonkis]

This kid I know that has this strange need to let loose all of the endings of games/movies my friends and I ever mention.
To name a few: BioShock, Halo 3, HL2:EP2, Usual Suspects, Dark Knight, K-PAX, Rainbow 6: Vegas.
We tell him to shut up, but he waits and yells it out before we can react.

He also thinks he isn't a fanboy. Which is a complete lie since all he does is claim that the Xbox 360 and his (lack of) skills on said system, are the greatest things since sliced bread.

 

[anNIALLator]

i had this friend from primary school but over the years he turned into a chav dickhead

 

[Darkandroid]

Was quite worried you'd say me for a minute there Keshi. I feel a little disheartened that I'm no longer the most annoying, I'll have to try harder =p

Ha ha, yes, but you can always prove me wrong. =P

 

[wikipedia]

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[KaiRai]

There's a kid in my neighborhood who I used to be friends with, but he turned into an ass, so I stopped talking to him, now he does all these passive aggressive little "pranks" to get me to talk to him even if I am pissed off at him.

pretty much the same
except this kid is so arrogant it's urban myth that anyone can match it

 

[rayman 101]

Goergie from my room. He's this retarded russian guy (no offense to the russian people on this website) who keeps asking me these pointless retarded questions. Like:

Goergie: Are you gay? (said in completely high pitched annoying voice)

Me: No, I'm not.

Goergie: Why are you lying to me?

Me: I'm not!

Goergie: Why are you lying to me?

Me: I'm NOT!

And then he continues asking me for about another 24 hours. When he's not asking me retarded questions, he steals my clothes with his homo-sexual ***** Sasha (sasha is a guy btw). So that's my life as a boarder basicaly.

 

[shatnershaman]

Myself.

Its the Truth.

 

[TommyGun465]

this little bastard in my class, that is 12 and still has a 7 year old persona.We were talking about music and stuff and he comes along and starts hugging us and stuff. then asks what we were talking about and says he was putting songs in his Ipod all morning. and we said "music. BTW, whats youre favourite genre and band" then the asshole says nothing and walks away. WTF? but thats not the worst. One day he was really shut up, and i said "youre really quiet, dude" and he screamed to me in a tough guy voice:
"Do you have issues with it, DUDE"
and i responded: "youre really enraged"
Response: "No, YOURE really enraged"
3: I was talking to the chicks in my class about stuff. then they went away, after some talking. then the guy says to me: "Hey, wanna spy the girls?" Thats so fucking childish!
But he got what he deserved. One day I was chilling out, pressed against the wall. the he starts headbutting me in the stomach. I acted like he was not there and said "watch out, youre gonna get hurt" and he ignores me. a few headbutts later, i dodged and he slammed his head into the wall. he almost broke his skull, and had left some blood on the wall. of course, it was blamed on me. but i didnt care. That sure set the ***** straight!

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

TommyGun465: maybe the kid was "unbalanced"?

 

[TommyGun465]

Reaperman Wompa: Im sorry, but im not english. what do you mean by that?

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Reaperman Wompa: Im sorry, but im not english. what do you mean by that?

You said he was acting very strange maybe something was wrong with his head so he acted like that. like a mental deficiency.