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Biosophilogical

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Hugh Jackman. (Wolverine anyone???) Otherwise ... any counter-terrorist man/woman like Jack West ... that reminds me MATTHEW REILLY
***W*H*A*T*** ***T*H*E*** ***H*E*L*L*** ***I*S*** ***W*R*O*N*G*** ***W*I*T*H*** ***Y*O*U*!*!*!*** ... NINJAS ATTACK!!! (*hint hint* they are vulnerable to homecooked cookies (but only really good ones (it is a fail safe so that I don't get any good chefs killed)))
 

Craig FTW

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Akai Shizuku said:
Craig FTW said:
Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
What's a Swastika if I may ask?

And Rainn Wilson came out of America. woot.
The Nazi symbol, which I am not going to post because not only do I despise Nazis with a passion but because it would lead to an instant ban.
Oh thank you haha, thank you Meado as well.
 

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whiskey rock n said:
A real life badass War Hero from Northern Ireland - soldier, solicitor, rugby union international, amateur boxer, polar explorer and a founding member of the SAS.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddy_Mayne
WOW, I read that Wiki page. That guy really is a bad ass!
 

Axle_Bullitt_19

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Craig FTW said:
Akai Shizuku said:
Craig FTW said:
Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
What's a Swastika if I may ask?

And Rainn Wilson came out of America. woot.
The Nazi symbol, which I am not going to post because not only do I despise Nazis with a passion but because it would lead to an instant ban.
Oh thank you haha, thank you Meado as well.
The Swastika is an Indian symbol meaning peace and prosperity. The nazis stole it fliped it to counter clockwise.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika
Heres a link since someone needs help doing research.
 

Macgyvercas

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Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
Well, Wolverine was Canadian. From America though, Chuck Norris
 

Lexodus

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Craig FTW said:
Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
What's a Swastika if I may ask?
Are you fucking kidding?
 

Lenny Magic

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Yeah I dunno most guys who came out of South Africa are pretty "Tuff". The stereotypical ones anyway...
 

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Fun fact: Bruce Lee was born in California, so he counts for us Americans. He accomplished the impossible feat of being more badass than Chuck Norris.

More specific to where I live, Charles H. Townes. He invented the laser, that's pretty awesome right there.
 

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sasquatch99 said:
I live in England, so no-one that I can think of off the top of my head.
Jack Churchill,
Who Was He?

An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest ************ in the whole damn war.

He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.

Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill.

When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword.

After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"
http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html
 

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TriggerUnhappy said:
I'm tempted to say Samuel L. Jackson, but I'm going to go with Clint Eastwood, doesn't have to say a word to intimidate you.

The big ass gun helps though.
i second that and lets not for get the other greatest western actor John "The Duke" Wayne

 

CIA

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Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
What is wrong with you?

Rush!

A thousand times Rush!
 

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Kimberland said:
sasquatch99 said:
I live in England, so no-one that I can think of off the top of my head.
Jack Churchill,
Who Was He?

An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest ************ in the whole damn war.

He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.

Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill.

When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword.

After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"
http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html
The more I hear about him the more I love him. He makes me proud to be British.
 

Souplex

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It is rude to make a thread about me without informing me.
 

CoverYourHead

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TriggerUnhappy said:
I'm tempted to say Samuel L. Jackson, but I'm going to go with Clint Eastwood, doesn't have to say a word to intimidate you.

The big ass gun helps though.
I rarely say "this" but I don't think I can come up with anything even remotely close to this. So... this.
 

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Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
Oh come on your countries population used to be like half lumberjack half bigfoot there were plenty of badasses in the good ole days
 

Craig FTW

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Lexodus said:
Craig FTW said:
Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
What's a Swastika if I may ask?
Are you fucking kidding?
Nope I'm not effing kidding. Read the three or four quotes other people gave me.
 

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Craig FTW said:
Akai Shizuku said:
Out of Canada? Are you kidding me? Trying to find badasses in Canada is like trying to find a gay dude holding up a Swastika.
What's a Swastika if I may ask?

And Rainn Wilson came out of America. woot.
Really? Really?

Look up Nazis. I am ashamed of the fact you're an American, not necessarily that you don't know what it is, but that you were never taught what it is.