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Must... not... say... Chuck... Norris...
Actually going to have to go with Dave Grohl, Bon Scott and Anthony Kiedis and possibly John Bonham.
 

runedeadthA

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To be honest I have to say the marine dudes from the flash series "Castle" They are pretty badass and I love the way that even though they are theoretically Red Shirt/Cannon Fodder, they still Pwn the hell out of the zombie dudes.

e.g. a zombie jumps on a nameless marine and is about to kill him:
Classic (normal) response: Marine crys out and dies
Castle: Marine pulls out his knife and killz the zombie, he then grabs his gun and attempts to blast his way free of the horde...



Huzzah!
 

R3DINK

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SGT.BECKETT he went into a school. Killed hundreds of ghosts whilst being attacked by some crazy little teenager. Knocked that crazy little teenager up and play the creepiest credit music I have ever heard... Oh, and he has the Hammerhead.
 

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ClaptonKnophlerHendrix said:
possibly John Bonham.
No definitely Jhon Bonham he is a real bad ass. He was the greatest drummer of all time. Even though thousands of people would say Neil Pert. Neil Pert never did anything like MOBEY DICK!
 

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I'm torn.

Sgt. Cortez from TimeSplitters:FP, Kratos from God of War, Gene from GodHand, Dracula from the Castlevania series..

.. Yeah. Too many to choose from.
 

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Lain from the series of the same name can do basically anything she wants up to and including warping reality on a universal scale. I don't mean 'universal' by the company or the fact that she can warp the reality of anything, I mean her reality-warping happens on a universal scale. As in, it affects the entire universe.

There's also Jack Bauer.
 
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MaxTheReaper said:
Labyrinth said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Hi there.
We haven't met yet, but I am the only logical answer to this thread.
That is all.

*walks off into the moonrise on a bridge constructed from human skulls, longcoat billowing in the wind*
Your pointless rebellion against the rules of grammar is not badass, sorry. It should read like this: "He walks off into the moon rise on a bridge constructed from human skulls, long coat billowing in the wind."
Are all of those words really seperated?
I kind of wish they had taught me grammar in school.

Anyway, I wrote that at like 3:30 AM. I was barely capable of correcting all of the numerous typos that my exhausted fingers made, let alone doing a grammar-check.

Sorry.
Do not worry oppressed masses, Scamola is here!
From Wikipedia:
Moonrise is the first appearance of the Moon over the Earth's horizon.
Longcoat I couldn't find on Wikipedia, but a search on google revealed that it can be spelled both ways!

My job here is done, Scamola away! *rides off into the sunset*
 

Biek

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Shame its all fictional characters. Oh well, it doesnt matter since Josh Homme will kick all their asses too!
 

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2 weeks ago, I'd have said Chuck Norris...
But now, that I've witnessed the sheer devestation that the Mysterious Stranger from Fallout 3 can bring in a matter of a split second... He'd kick even Chuck's ass.
(cuz he haz instakill gun and is totally mysterious)
 

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Gruthar said:
My vote is for Finnish sniper, "The White Death" Simo Hayha, who single-handedly killed over 700 Russians during the Winter War. How many real life people can say that they've been individually targeted with artillery strikes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
This guy.

When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he has said "I did what I was told to as well as I could."
Gotta love that.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
Hi there.
We haven't met yet, but I am the only logical answer to this thread.
That is all.

*walks off into the moonrise on a bridge constructed from human skulls, longcoat billowing in the wind*
This.

So Max... you um, busy later?
 

Sparrow

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MaxTheReaper said:
The infamous SCAMola said:
Do not worry oppressed masses, Scamola is here!
From Wikipedia:
Moonrise is the first appearance of the Moon over the Earth's horizon.
Longcoat I couldn't find on Wikipedia, but a search on google revealed that it can be spelled both ways!

My job here is done, Scamola away! *rides off into the sunset*
I kind of figured, but to be honest, Labby scares me a bit.
ChocoFace said:
Gruthar said:
My vote is for Finnish sniper, "The White Death" Simo Hayha, who single-handedly killed over 700 Russians during the Winter War. How many real life people can say that they've been individually targeted with artillery strikes?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4
This guy.

When asked if he regretted killing so many people, he has said "I did what I was told to as well as I could."
Gotta love that.
Whatever medals they gave him weren't enough.
"The Soviets tried several ploys to get rid of him, including counter snipers and artillery strikes. On March 6 1940, Häyhä was shot in the jaw during combat. The bullet tumbled upon impact and left his head. He picked up his rifle and fired a round, killing his attacker."

He killed his attacker, with half his face left, with one bullet.

Holy shit.