The Most Badass Person Ever.

[roastbeefy]

Bruce campbell, evil dead 3 army of darkness.

Absolutely! I would also say Jackie Chan. The man once got a hole in his head and now wears a cork.

 

[PirateKing]

Either that or Edward from FMA. Seriously, put him in a vs matchup with any other super hero and think of a way that he wouldn't win.

Didn't he lose to Mustang? So all you would need is explodey power.

Alright, I guess I could have overstated that a tad. Yeah, Mustang did kinda beat him, but all Mustang is good for is standing in place and snapping his fingers. He's REALLY good at that, but it's like an archer vs a swordsman. Archer is going to be useless at close range.

But theoretically, Ed could take down Superman without breaking a sweat. It wouldn't be too much trouble to alchemically change the ground beneath him into kryptonite. Ed also has some great martial arts training, and can turn his arm into a katar, among other things. The only hero I know that I can't think of a way for him to kill is Wolverine. Besides that, it's just up to his enginuity, timing, and speed to take down anyone else.

Oh, Professor X would still mind-rape him.

I would imagine Green Lantern to be a tough fight. He almost has the same power as Edward.

 

[ExaltedK9]

I think so, if we put it to a vote...well that just wouldn't be fair.

No, it would not.
Your self-confidence would be shattered.

Well maybe it would...but at least my man card is still intact! hur hur, yea I'm cool.

 

[lwm3398]

okay,here's my real answer. james bond,jackie chan,bruce lee,chuck norris,the fonz,satan,vin diesel,bruce willis,dante from the divine comedy,yagami raito,kurosaki ichigo,jack churchill,sir lancelot, king tut,proffesor badass and a T-rex fused together. god would bow to this man. and this man is me.

 

[Nitehammer]

Just about everyone one this list.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

Simo Hayha has been discussed enough. The real star of this article is "Mad Jack" Churchill.

To list the good parts: He captured 42 Germans in one night using only a claymore. After his entire unit was annihilated, he played on his bagpipes until the Germans captured him. He was quoted saying, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!".

Also, he is the only WWII soldier recorded to have killed an enemy with a longbow.

 

[BBLIZZARD]

Naked Snake (Big Boss) of Metal Gear Solid 3.
He beat up Revolver Ocelot and the Boss! What more is required?

 

[Snowalker]

Hi there. We haven't met yet, but I am the only logical answer to this thread.

Nope, sorry pal. After the whole whining rant about sex is gross and you want to puke and you want to strangle any girl that walks up to you and wants to fool around? Your man card was revoked. Someone revoked it and nobody objected. You lose.


I vote for Frank Dux [http://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/bloodsport.php]. This is the man whose story was made into the movie 'Bloodsport'.

Incorrect. I objected, and I included a veiled death threat.
The issue was not pressed.

If you think you need to have sex or want to have sex to be a badass, you are wrong.
Science and Jesus both agree.

He got owned by two things that hate each other. That would be like Shiva and Budha tea-bagging you.. its just epic.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Jason Statham, because he's real, British, and treats every role in the exact same, absurdly bad-ass fashion.

 

[keyton777]

i mean no offence by this,

but i had to ask, are as pale as a sheet and wear dark clothes?
oh, and look angry a lot?

...
Yes, yes, and no, respectively.

I am actually slightly olive-skinned, naturally.
It took a lot of work to be this pale.

And a whole lot of not being awake during the day.

ah i see, well that answer my question, thanks for not acting like a child, like a few others do when i ask that online

i find people that act angry all teh time intentionally, to be FAR to easy to mess with and piss off.
and its even funnier when they take the viloence card out against someone that weighs a good 100pounds more than they do, and is a lot tougher built

 

[keyton777]

Bruce Campbell or Obi-Wan Kenobi.

So there is no single answer.

i dont think there is a decent single answer for this question

 

[keyton777]

to anyone that finds my multi-posting thing odd, i dont know how to put multipul quotes into a single post

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

David Belle. That man is a ninja. He even knows Kung Fu.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

Cthulhu.
/thread.

 

[Deleric]

ASH FROM EVIL DEAD.

PERIOD.

 

[ffxfriek]

goerge bush
/thread

 

[lwm3398]

goerge bush
/thread

yeah. that's it.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

Duke Nukem HAIL TO THE KING BABY!