The most bizarre dreams you have ever had

[Zantos]

I was being chased to be beaten up between my favourite pubs in Leeds, except for they were all quite a bit different inside, with extra rooms or bars in parts of the buildings that don't exist. Which wouldn't be weird in itself, but the person chasing me to beat me up was Charles Dance.

 

[FrostyChick]

I have had a great many weird dreams. Though a recurring theme through most of the really weird ones are a complete lack of living creatures.

Such as one where I was left alone, walking through a giant city made of glass. The entire structure was floating in a void.
It felt like I had spent years searching that place. I couldn't really describe much more, as the vast majority of the dream was simply wandering through crystalline streets and exploring strangely shaped houses.

Another similar dream I had involved a vast series of caves and tunnels. The walls were covered in steampunk like mining equipment. The entire network of caves were abandoned.
The only light I had to go by came from large blue crystal structures that jutted out of the wall at random.
It was also completely silent, no dripping of water or whistling of wind.

A more recent dream I had was just completely bizarre.
It centred around the concept of Slender Man, re-imagined as a super hero.
Instead of being a creepy eldritch abomination. It was a strange forest spirit who protected travellers and would shepherd lost children back to their parents.

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

Had a dream about the end of the world. Spent 3 days (in the dream) at a bar waiting for it to end, hanging out with other patrons. In the end there was a sunset and lots of explosions and no one seemed to mind because they were able to talk to each other openly and resolve issues and no one was afraid of pain because they were all completely inebriated.

Then there was this other dream where we went to go see a concert on a floating island. I was (thiiiiis) close to lucid dreaming, but when I realized, I got super excited and woke up. Never had a lucid dream since.

 

[GTwander]

I had a cool one today when I got home from work and took a nap.

It was like a department store, similar to Walmart, where they sell both groceries and random shit. The place was going out of business, so deals were everywhere, and the place had a decent amount of shoppers. As I walked the aisles I noticed it being a bit slippery from a heavy coat of wax on the floor, and I wasn't wearing shoes (socks only), so I skidded around like on skates and had fun breezing past all the other customers as they went "whaaaa?".

I forgot most of the rest of it, besides the one point where my buddy's ex reprimanded me for something-or-other, and I apologized with a bow, and as I leaned forward my head landed right between her tits. She didn't object, and I appreciated the fact.

 

[Maxtro]

I've had quite a few dreams were I'm about to get laid and then something happens and everything goes wrong. I don't believe it's actually happened in any of my dreams.

Sadly, not even in my dreams.

 

[IamQ]

Can't remember many. I dream a lot more now than I did before, but I still rarely remember them. Ones I do sorta remember are the ones that try to inception me I.E - I wake up with memories that I, as the day goes by, realize aren't real. Those are sort of creepy.

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

Last night I had a dream that Yahtzee was dating one of my model friends and then they were arguing about russian politics. It was like watching a car wreck. I think I was just a bystander and I was drinking a juice box.

 

[Shadie777]

Well, there was a series of dream I had when I was quite young. The only reason why I even remember it is because of how ridiculous they were.


Basically, Santa somehow came into my house from the bathroom with a machine gun and started randomly shooting.....yeah


Oh, I also had a dream about a giant dog eating everyone.

Fun times.