The most bullcrap boss/es.

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Lordmurdalot

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tanis1lionheart said:
ZOE2 there was one boss that you had to grab to hurt, because if you didn't it'd kill some chick it captured.

To this day I still can't beat it w/o cheating...even on easy mode.

Rest of the game? Fine, hard on hard mode, but I can still beat the rest of it.

Just-that-one-frelling-boss!
I remember that, the neith AI

you had to attack at THE EXACT SAME TIME AS IT DID

christ that was a *****
 

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The fight against Poison Ivy in Arkham Asylum was pretty aggravating, and not in an entirely good way. A little too cheap at times. Then Joker at the end was just... kind of a let down. Not the gameplay itself but just the idea of Titan Joker just lost my interest in how out of place the concept was compared to the rest of the game.

Paid off really well for the whole arc of Joker's Blood Poison in Arkham City, though.
 

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Corporal Yakob said:
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Those fucking stone gargoyles in Dark Souls who defend the Undead Church's roof with such fanatical skill that I screamed "FUCK THIS!!!!" and traded the game in.
You rage quit on that boss? Damn, those guys were easy. Roll to the side against any of their attacks. Just put some lightning to your weapon or use the Drake sword off the tail of the drake defending the bridge and that shit is a cake walk.

You didn't even get to see Dragonslayer Ornstein & Executioner Smough. You fight them both at the same time, and the one you kill powers up the survivor. You would be perfectly within your rights to rage quit on that bullshit. But Maneaters 2.0? Really?
I literally could not get past them! I rolled and doged and side-stepped and ran and I would always die horribly! I can reduce the first one to half-health and then his mate comes and the two of them just set fire to me and, my own personal favorite, knock me off the roof!
Then don't chase him where he can knock you off the roof. If you see them backing themselves to the edge of a roof just go to the other side and heal up or something. and as I said before, get some gold pine resin to add some lightning to your attacks or use the drake sword and you can kill the first one before the his friend touches the ground.
 

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Archdemon. DA:O. Nightmare.

Fuck you Ulthemiel you fallen god piece of crap. Usual dragon killer party but with spirit salves instead of fire but then...then...the fucking adds.

I can deal with swarms of 1-hit darkspawn, I can CC the fucking 2-handed alphas but what I cant fucking do is hold the aggro of the archdemon on Alistair AND the sharlocks that keep shredding Wyne and Morrigan.

I play on console.

Micro is hard enough but my considerable Dragon Age experience just crumbles if Wyne dies.

Ulthemiel; Archdemom of the fifth blight to you I have this to say: Eat a grilled dick sandwhich you prick.

I've been holding this in for months since that fight made me abandon my attempts at finishing Dragon Age on nightmare.
 

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Actually... the second main boss in DA2 (cant remember what hes called...) on nightmare dificulty as a 2-handed/reaver warrior.

Every time you get him to ~60% the anoying little shit uses a healing potion that heals him up to full, and he does it 4 times. Add that to how increddibly hard it is to get just one hit on him and the massive pool of hp he has to begin with and it took me 2 hours (no Im not exaggerating, I timed it) to get him down to 45% after which I died and pretty much said "Fuck this shit", turned on easy and watched and laughed as he drowned in his own blood.
 

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Anyone who has played Alpha protocol will remember Brayko. Jesus christ that knife attack.

Silver lining to that fight

^ this. Having to actually beat him drove me mental, but the setting and soundtrack were so hilarious that it somehow got me through.
 

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The Harbinger from Mass Effect 2, like a boss if you put it on Insanity difficulty (which I finally completed the entire game on, all 12 members on my crew as well as myself died at the end but it was worth it.)

The Tank from Left 4 Dead (2), like a boss if on versus and they trap you in a corner.

The Houdini Splicers from Bioshock, like a boss since they just vanish when I get a clear shot from my crossbow and miss because they teleported.

Sorry, just listing all the normal enemies that are so bloody annoying. =/

I hear the boss fights from Deus Ex: HR are shit, I've never played the game but looking at some videos of them they seem pretty shit to me.

Crawmerax from Borderlands was supposedly impossible to beat. Yeah, without mods. -_-

Alduin, the final boss from Skyrim was pretty crap, all he was doing was attacking the other A.I. who were on my team while I was spamming arrows and shouting when ever he started to take flight. I've died more times against Ancient Dragons than with Alduin, and you only encounter them randomly.
 

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Tom Milner said:
Moontouched-Moogle said:
My most bullcrap boss would have to be the final boss of Dirge of Cerberus. I beat him in less than 2 minutes by walking in a wide circle and shooting. That is all. After the awesome challenge that was Weiss, the final boss was like a slap in the face. Way to go out on a low note, guys.
i'm afraid i can't agree with you, i never could figure out how to even damage that bloody monstrosity. in top of that, i always ran out of ammo. with no way to replenish it, i declared that the producers made an impossible final boss to troll me, and i left it unfinished.
Really? Are you sure we're talking about the same boss? During the final stage, you got an overpowered gun with about 900 ammo, so you shouldn't have run out of bullets...
Here's a vid of the final boss, to be sure.
And here's Weiss, the semi-final boss. I guess he's fairly easy if you had ammo, but the boss right before had pretty much emptied my reserves, so I had to go melee on him for the most part. Made it that much more difficult, but also that much more satisfying when I defeated him.
 

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You know I think I just fought that boss a few hours ago today.
Granted, I was able to use enough tricks of magic to overcome it (after several deaths).
Then I went into the chamber it guarded the key to, died even more times there at the hands of some kind of Draugr-Mage who had partial cloaking and the ability to continually summon ice creatures.
I gave up hope right around then and turned back.
 

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Borgia in Assassins Creed 2. He's not hard but he takes a ridiculous amount of damage for someone who is just a fat, middle-aged guy. You fight him three times in the game and they're all really boring, stupid fights. Plus his fights are surrounded by the dumbest parts of the plot.

And you don't even get to fucking kill him!
 

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I'm amazed nobody has mentioned Ares from Final Fantasy Tactics...so terrifyingly overpowered, unless you made a job of learning how to twink your entire party and break the leveling system.


So much love for the game, but so much hate for him. Still...the only game I've yet to log 100+ hours on.
 

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Difficult bosses? Who here played Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep? Terra's final boss comes to mind. Teleport spamming,insane speed,power,and magic. Can heal. Can't get a full combo off against him. Then there's the Unknown Figure bonus boss. In another game,the Grand Jewel in The Legend of Dragoon,as well as the Divine Dragon.

Disapointing bosses? The Thugs 4 Less Captain was always a pushover,as was the Super Protopet. Then there's Tiny in the first three Crash Bandicoot games (the only ones I've played),and when I played Jak II,Errol wrecked himself during the race. Some boss. Finally,there's Frugel round one in The Legend of Dragoon
 

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RedFox742 said:
shit about seph in kingdom hearts.
He was so much 'harder' in the first one.

However that didn't stop my friend from bashing him in with the original Keyblade. All because he wanted to try.
 

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Hardest Boss- Evolution : World of Sacred Device- Prince fucking Eugene. Made me rage quit soooo many times. I wonder if I'll ever go back and try and beat that game.

Boss without a sense of satisfaction-Bully: Scholarship Edition- Fucking Gary. Never have I wanted to kill someone more in the end and they get off practically scot free imo. Was so pissed.
 

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Borgia in Assassins Creed 2. He's not hard but he takes a ridiculous amount of damage for someone who is just a fat, middle-aged guy. You fight him three times in the game and they're all really boring, stupid fights. Plus his fights are surrounded by the dumbest parts of the plot.

And you don't even get to fucking kill him!
Hopefully, when he does buy the farm, you'll like that sequence a lot better. It gave me some personal satisfaction in his death.
 

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The first one that comes to mind is Dracula on the n64 game, Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness (the one with cornell the werewolf or w/e he was). Throughout the game you purchase items from a merchant who clearly is a devil or demon of some type and in order to do this you have to sign a contract written in a language you can't read. If you spend too much you have to fight and kill the merchant at the end of the game, right before the showdown with dracula which isn't too bad except once he's dead there's no turning back and no way to get healing/restorative items so yer screwed! I never could beat the second part where Dracula transforms and gets huge.
 

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natster43 said:
Also the Napoleon boss in Resident Evil 4.
I saved my rocket for him for some reason. First play through i burned through half of his life and was like fuck it! popping the rocket i got 4 chapters ago.

and then from that point on i always saved it for him.