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keybird

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Say the world is going to end, or Zombies are attacking, or you've got 13 seconds left before the bomb explodes.

What do you say/do, I generally give up [http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/]

EDIT: This wasn't supposed to start out as a zombie thread, just really bad wording on my part
 

jpakaferrari

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Pull the pin on a grenade and hope to kill as many zombies as I can to try and help others survive at least a little longer.
 

Kollega

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Zombie thread once again! THEY HAVE RETURNED!



That's also my answer, BTW.
 

Cherry Cola

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Kollega said:
Zombie thread once again! THEY HAVE RETURNED!



That's also my answer, BTW.
Oooh, visiting creepyGif.com. That will teach those zombie bastards

Fnarr Fnarr

OT: I'll dress up as a Zombie. That way I will live
 

Kollega

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Hubilub said:
Oooh, visiting creepyGif.com. That will teach those zombie bastards
Kill that with fire too, please. I've fixed it.

You can keep the joke though.
 

Pariah87

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Close my eyes, open my arms wide, and prepare to meet explosive death.

If it were zombies on the other hand, I'd be hacking like a madman, if I'm going down some of them are coming with me.
 

SnootyEnglishman

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Take the bomb throw it high in the air and hope it hits something important while using my flamethrower to take out everyone who rushes towards me. Multitasking FTW
 

JanatUrlich

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Probably

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKIDON'TWANNADIEOMGNOOOFUCKFUCKFUCK

cry a lot and then die =( I'm no hero
 

Azrael the Cat

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Assuming there isn't enough time to make love to my wife....I'd phone up both Richard Dawkins and the Pope, and tell them 'you know, one of you two is going to REALLY feel like an idiot in a few seconds.'
 

Azrael the Cat

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Incidentally of topic, but I couldn't resist but sharing, great old Catholic joke (told to me by an Irish Catholic who swore it was true: Irish girl goes 'If I take the pill then I have to go to confession every day. If I get pregrant I only have to go to confession once!'
 

Nepeccel

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What is it with this forum and zombies? Seriously, if it isn't about survival against zombies it's about "what's your favourite anime?"