The most embarassing story wins

[Dinnj]

Very simple, what's the most embarassing thing that has really happaned to you that you can think of?

Every now and then I think I'll ask a bunch of people who thinks which tale is the -most- embarassing and annouce a winner!

This game relies on bad personal experience and confidence. Good luck.

Spoiler: Oh N.B.

I'm back!

 

[RedDiablo]

I once was standing near a street, and it was in the middle of winter, and it was like -9 degrees Celsius weather. I was suddenly splashed by an oncoming car, and I was drenched in slush and freezing water. Worse of all, there were people around me, and they were all like, "Are you okay!?" I was so cold and embarrassed.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I was talking to someone beside me while we were walking down a sidewalk.
I turned to look at them, still moving, and I walked into a lightpost.
Good times.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I once blurted out "I enjoyed Blues Clues" to a bunch of my 20-something friends.

Made worse when they started singing along to the mailbox song.

 

[Fightgarr]

I admitted to a bunch of my older brother's friends that I spent an entire 3 days just watching the first 110 episodes of Digimon. They laughed at me, questioned my taste in everything and walked away.

 

[The Sorrow]

A monkey once rummaged through my backpack and stole my medicine.
I have no idea if I left it open or if he undid the zipper.
The embarrassing part is that the little bastard outmaneuvered everyone there afterwards.

EDIT: Slightly more embarrassing: when I was a little tyke, I was at a pool party. While underwater, I attempted to give a girl a swimsuit wedgie. Her foot connected with my nuts at a surprising rate of speed, considering that we were both underwater.

 

[Anarchemitis]

A crow took my school lunch once.

 

[JWAN]

I accidentally killed a chipmunk with a wood chipper, worst part was my neighbor domesticated it.

also, my friends neighbor had a pet rabbit and my friend accidentally sniped it with a pellet gun. and the little girl cried because "her bunny rabbit would not come when she called to it, then it's ear turned red and it fell over"

it was my pellet gun...

 

[Berethond]

A monkey once rummaged through my backpack and stole my medicine.
I have no idea if I left it open or if he undid the zipper.
The embarrassing part is that the little bastard outmaneuvered everyone there afterwards.

Where were you that a monkey could steal your medicine?

 

[sheic99]

When I was toddler, I use to eat snails of the ground.

 

[090907]

my sister found my porn. i walked in on her "doing herself" watching it....

 

[Foggydog]

I Walked in on my grandparents.... Curse you Viagra

 

[Hey Joe]

I committed a string of murders in the late 80's. When the cops finally hauled me in, I was just soooo embarrassed!

 

[TheMushroomClub]

I used to watch Astro Boy back to back. It was pretty damn good though.

 

[Dinnj]

I admitted to a bunch of my older brother's friends that I spent an entire 3 days just watching the first 110 episodes of Digimon. They laughed at me, questioned my taste in everything and walked away.

I Walked in on my grandparents.... Curse you Viagra

I'm not quite sure which of these takes the cake. But they each have to get a slice at any rate. I think I remember accidentally hitting a girl in the face with a hockey stick, hard. That was probably the thing I felt was my worst ever accident. (She was bleeding quite badly.) My most embrassing moment myself was underestimating a cute girl in my old school, she sort of beat the shit out of me, how was I meant to know she was a karate champion? Should have never asked them to "Give me their best shot" as a joke >_<

 

[Blayze]

I've got this one covered.

A few years ago, there was an anime section on the Sci-Fi channel on TV. One week, there was a movie on from 4AM by the name of "Urotsukidoji" that I had never heard of before. I set the VCR recording and went to bed. The next day, I decided to watch what I had taped during teatime. My family was in the room with me.

Thirty seconds of narration later, and my immediate family got their first dose of anime sex, Urotsukidoji-style.

Google or YouTube it if you don't know what it is.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I fell down an "up" escalator in front of a bunch of people. Contrary to what cartoons would have you believe, you do not stay in the same spot. You fall. Very quickly.

EDIT: I remember another one. One time, I walked into a room filled with people, all chattering, and one of my friends was watching TV. I asked him what was on, and he said it was Robin Hood: Men In Tights (a very funny movie).

I was so excited, that I just shortened the name when I yelled "I LOVE Men In Tights!"

Suddenly, it got quiet, and everyone turned in my direction.

 

[tomdavi]

I once trod on a wasps nest, then, after they had just about managed to get everywhere. I began to run around the field in the hope they would leave me alone. This just made me look like a pillock because most were on the inside of my shirt (and trousers, but I don't like to think about that bit)

 

[RebelRising]

I once fell down an escarpment of rocks while tied to a chair (don't ask). Only my sister and best friend were there to help me out.