The most embarassing story wins

[Klagermeister]

Well, uh...
It was in church. Youth group to be exact.
They said there was going to be a game involving 6th, 7th, and 8th grade teams.
I was in 6th grade back then, and quite popular.
My friends pushed me up to the front, making me the 6th grade representative.
The chruch leader then announced...
"Welcome to the first SPAM Sundae Eating Contest!"
I ate the most, but was embarassed after saying it tasted good.

 

[Combined]

A monkey stole my pizza flavored chips once. Then another one jumped on me and took a crap on my shoulder. How fun is that, eh?

I also tried fishing in a pond when I was younger. A POND. Then mysteriously fell into it and lost my lucky fishing rod.

There's also the fact that I had to replay the FIRST part of HALF LIFE 2 a total of 34 times to get through it.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

I got a boner at my grandmas funeral

 

[The Sorrow]

A monkey once rummaged through my backpack and stole my medicine.
I have no idea if I left it open or if he undid the zipper.
The embarrassing part is that the little bastard outmaneuvered everyone there afterwards.

Where were you that a monkey could steal your medicine?

South America. Ecuador, I believe.

 

[fedpayne]

Alright alright, not my story, a colleague's, but...

Working in a hospital as an HCA, there was a guy who had leprosy, and sadly he'd had to have a foot taken off. First time post-op he wanted walking to the toilet, she was reaching around under the bed to get his slippers, came up and said 'sorry, I can only find one...'

I tell that story to everyone. I think she still likes me.

So far Digimon is the winner in my opinion.

 

[Higurashi]

my sister found my porn. i walked in on her "doing herself" watching it....

This wins, and it's hot. No offence.

I'm thinking... the time my ex's little brother walked in on us wrestling in the sheets. He really didn't want to leave. Bless him.
She later told me he had once walked into her room while she and her ex had been going at it, grabbed a chair and sat down in the middle of the room, only to ask what they were doing. Charming young lad.
I wasn't really embarrassed though. Can't think of anything else.

I got a boner at my grandmas funeral

Dude.

Edit:

I've got this one covered.

A few years ago, there was an anime section on the Sci-Fi channel on TV. One week, there was a movie on from 4AM by the name of "Urotsukidoji" that I had never heard of before. I set the VCR recording and went to bed. The next day, I decided to watch what I had taped during teatime. My family was in the room with me.

Thirty seconds of narration later, and my immediate family got their first dose of anime sex, Urotsukidoji-style.

Google or YouTube it if you don't know what it is.

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard anyone do. Surely you knew even then the sexual focus of anime?! I mean... even just Ecchi!

...hilarious though.

Edit: Hah, The Legend of the Ultra God and The Wandering Kid. Oooh, tentacles. Edited at youtube though.

 

[090907]

my sister found my porn. i walked in on her "doing herself" watching it....

This wins, and it's hot. No offence.

No. A thousand times NO!!!!

No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Get my point?

 

[Higurashi]

I figured you'd say that, but she's not my sis.

 

[Scizzors]

I was at a Dodgers baseball game near the concession stands when I stepped on a mustard packet and it shot right up this guy's back.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Heres one that aint me but...
We were in a camping trip for police cadets when we were "pulled in"(assembled). When we came back, a tent housing a rival school's brigade of police cadets wasn't secured properly and monkeys ransacked it. I think a phone, koran, some food and a few books were stolen. It was funny watching a monkey pretend to know how to use a phone.

Now, here's me. On the same trip, at midnight, my bunk mate starts shouting "pull in!!" and I wake up and run for the assembly point. The worst part? The place was flooded up to my ankles and was raining like hell. At least I wasn't alone in my embarressment

 

[reilster]

There is a picture of me when i am 3 / 4 and I am taking a piss in a firends pool in the middle of a pool party....

 

[Dinnj]

I've got this one covered.

A few years ago, there was an anime section on the Sci-Fi channel on TV. One week, there was a movie on from 4AM by the name of "Urotsukidoji" that I had never heard of before. I set the VCR recording and went to bed. The next day, I decided to watch what I had taped during teatime. My family was in the room with me.

Thirty seconds of narration later, and my immediate family got their first dose of anime sex, Urotsukidoji-style.

Google or YouTube it if you don't know what it is.

I think this one is probably one I view as pretty damned embarassing. Although there are quite a few really good ones. Let me think of another of mine. *Ponders*. Ah yeah, my friend pressured me to have a go on his skateboard... years ago. Of course, I say "I love skateboarding." step onto the board, fall, roll down the hill, and skin my knees. >_<

 

[Blayze]

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard anyone do. Surely you knew even then the sexual focus of anime?! I mean... even just Ecchi!

They knew very little of anime beyond Dragonball Z. I didn't have a clue what Urotsukidoji was at the time, either. I believe the first words my dad spoke were "THIS is the sort of stuff you watch?"

 

[Dinnj]

I was at a Dodgers baseball game near the concession stands when I stepped on a mustard packet and it shot right up this guy's back.

Sounds more embarassing for the guy ^_^

Oh, and congrats on your first post. May it be the first of many here.

 

[Revenent]

Washington D.C. Front steps of the Natural History Smithsonian. A friend of mine kicked me in the balls by accident. Didn't hurt too bad, but of all the places...

 

[megapenguinx]

I have several:
I once watched every single digimon episode in order, then in biology called evolution digivolution...
I've called caterpillars caterpie before.
I was once walking around an entire day without noticing my shorts were ripped in half in back, worst part was I wasn't wearing anything underneath....

 

[DoW Lowen]

I've read them all, and holy shit...

But really I've taking the cake here. *Ahem*

My first time was with a lesbian, she wanted to see if a man could turn her. That day she told her best friend whom I had a massive crush on, how thanks to me she was going to like girls forever.

 

[vid20]

I figured you'd say that, but she's not my sis.

check and mate.

On topic.. I was at the train station with one of my close mates, and I saw another one of my friends, so I called out to him to get his attention (and due to how loud my call was, the attention of everyone else at the station at the time.) I proceeded to start talking to him, not looking where i was going, and walked smack bang into a pole. I didn't think that could happen in real life.. I really didn't.

 

[Higurashi]

On topic.. I was at the train station with one of my close mates, and I saw another one of my friends, so I called out to him to get his attention (and due to how loud my call was, the attention of everyone else at the station at the time.) I proceeded to start talking to him, not looking where i was going, and walked smack bang into a pole. I didn't think that could happen in real life.. I really didn't.

Hehehe.. and it's always as funny when it does, even for the one who does it. Has happened to me once, too. I just laughed though, after addressing the pain. x)

My first time was with a lesbian, she wanted to see if a man could turn her. That day she told her best friend whom I had a massive crush on, how thanks to me she was going to like girls forever.

Hope you didn't take it too hard. I don't know why all girls aren't lesbian, honestly.
My ex found out she was a lesbian when we were together. When she broke up with me, however, she wanted us to continue having sex. I was all "", but after a while I understood it. I was one of the few people she could trust, and I could pleasure her like no one else. That's more of an ego boost than your experience, but to even it up she hurt me more than anyone has ever done. x)