The most emberassing thing you've done?

[josemlopes]

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Now I have to say something, right?

I guess getting caught masturbating, a weak one in comparission

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

That's my worst nightmare! I live with five friends and I don't have a lock for my door so I always try to make sure there's no one in the house.

OP: My friend walked in on my boyfriend and I having sex. I'm not sure who was the most embarrassed in that situation though.

Crikey, I think I'd rather be caught masturbating than having sex. At least with the latter one is usually clothed and therefore only suffers the 'act' and not the 'exposure.'

I have a feeling this whole thread will turn to smut soon.

Haha, my bad

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

My sister caught me having sex with my girlfriend. The thing is no one knew that I even had a girlfriend. It was awkward. You'll never seen a boner disappear that quickly. And my girlfriend was mortified. My sister blackmailed me for a full year. So one day I decided to find and read her diary. Balance restored.

 

[kurupt87]

Drank a pint of Guinness while lying down that had been poured down a standing naked guys back, pouring down through his buttarks to land on my face.

I've also locked myself out of my building whilst naked.

Ahhh, good times.

Edit: Oh also, PM the URL OP?

 

[aba1]

Like the OP, it involves BDSM websites...unlike the OP, it's just that I was caught looking up pictures on the family computer back when I was about 15 or 16. It wasn't a full on 'gotcha' but rather a, they found the web addresses on the history. Not that they checked the history or anything but when my step-dad tried going to BB&T's website he typed in the first B and the url-bar suggested bedroombondage...yeah.

I'm also deeply embarrassed by the way I broke up with my high school girlfriend. I didn't try working things out, I didn't try talking her through it...I just said 'I don't think I love you anymore' and it was over. The relationship wasn't going to last because of how different she and I are and while I know it was the best thing for us, I'm really embarrassed by how it ended.

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captha: "What does a vegetarian eat?" That would be France, right? HOLY CRAP! It is!!

That almost exact thing happened to me and to this day I am unsure if my parents even knew because they never said a word about it and frankly I am not about to ask XD.

I used to take diving lessons when I was a bit younger and I was actually really good at it. One time I went to get as much air as I could on the pools spring board. Mid way into the air I want to tuck my body to go for a swan dive but I messed up and ended up loosing my balance if that makes any sense. So here I am way up in the air the highest I had ever gone waving my arms wildly hoping it would somehow turn my body and just came crashing down in a massive belly flop. I am not going to lie when I landed I just kinda sat there and let myself sink to the bottom.

 

[DugMachine]

Went to school high once and started talking out loud about my sexual er attraction to this one girl.

I also crapped myself when I was mowing the lawn once... good thing I was at home and nobody was around.

 

[Quaxar]

A few years ago I was at a second had bookstore with my wife. She is about 5'4", blonde, and was wearing jeans and a plain black t-shirt at the time. There weren't many people in there and I ended up with my head buried in a bok for a while and kind of lost track of time. So then I went back to where my wife was standing - she was facing towards a bookcase, bending over slightly to pick up a book exposing a little flesh between jeans and t-shirt. Since there was no-one around I slipped my hand into the gap between t-shirt and jeans, and with my hand resting on her hip / arse, lent over and whispered in her ear "come on babe, let's go".
At this point she turns around and I realise IT'S NOT MY WIFE. This complete stranger gives me that "what the fuck are you doing" look and I quickly withdraw my hand and stammer and stumble over my words and say something a long the lines of "Oh my god, I'm really sorry I thought you were my wife", "you just look the same, see!" and turn around and point to my wife who is standing in the next aisle wearing the same jeans and black t-shirt with the same blonde haircut.
At this point, she turns around and i realise IT'S NOT MY WIFE. Again. What the fuck is going on. She gives me this "don't drag me into this you crazy pervert" look, which I remember vividly to this day. I am beyond embarrassed and just confused now, so I pretty much run out of the bookstore and find my wife standing outside talking on her phone. I grab her and drag her back into the shop "THIS IS MY WIFE" I shout like a crazy man "LOOK, SEE I'M NOT A PERVERT, AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ALL EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE AND WITH THE SAME HAIR AND GLASSES AND WEARING EXACTLY THE SAME CLOTHES?" The doppelgangers (or is that tripplegangers?) all kind of looked at each other and then all realised what had happened and had a good laugh at my expense.

This is the greatest story in the history of emberassing stories threads... I tip my hat to you.

 

[Luke3184]

Y'know I'm tempted to ask for the OP's URL/Web address thingie out of pure curiousity, having never heard 90% of what they are talking about before, one of those "I gotta see that!" times, so yeah, PM it to me?

I'm going to have to go with this as well... Yay morbid curiosity!

OT:

That's my worst nightmare! I live with five friends and I don't have a lock for my door so I always try to make sure there's no one in the house.

You think that's bad? Try having nothing separating your room from the corridor but a curtain and a lady who has a thing for getting tied up. Needless to say my mother came home early and I had to very awkwardly explain why I was wearing nothing but a dressing gown whilst I bought her enough time to get out of the nots and get dressed. I'm pretty sure she didn't buy it....

 

[godofallu]

When I was young (8ish) there was a neighborhood picnic and I was swinging with my friend. My friends older sister and her friend were pushing us and teasing us pretty badly. They were probably 12ish. The friend then started putting ice down my shirt and holding my arms so I couldn't remove it.

I bit her. I bit her hard. A huge hunk of flesh came out and she still has a scar there today. I really wish I didn't do that.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Suddenly deciding to get into BDSM forums... I used to use chat roulette to have webcam sex with women, and often, I'd get tricked by gay men who enjoy fooling straight dudes. A dude in Mexico City dressed in drag once and ordered me to be his slave. I did it and he revealed his manliness at the end. I had a nice long chat with him, though. I got my revenge by leaving him turned on and unsatisfied because he couldn't get off when he was ordering me around, lest he break the facade of being a woman.

I also was into public nudity and streaking stories as a young teen. One evening the power was out and no one was home, so I decided to take off naked into the backyard. 99% sure my neighbors saw me.

 

[MetalDooley]

About ten years ago I was at our work christmas party which was at a pretty fancy hotel.I hooked up with this girl and we headed back to my room.Just as things were getting steamy however my roommate came back and proceeded to pass out on the bed next to us so we decided to move to her room which was a few doors down from mine.After the deed was done I headed back to my room(as her roommate wanted to go to bed)only to discover that my keycard wouldn't open the door.I couldn't wake my roommate so I had to go to the reception to get it sorted.Was fairly embarrassing having to explain to the night manager why I was wandering around the hotel in just a pair of trousers(no top,shoes or socks on)

 

[The Funslinger]

About ten years ago I was at our work christmas party which was at a pretty fancy hotel.I hooked up with this girl and we headed back to my room.Just as things were getting steamy however my roommate came back and proceeded to pass out on the bed next to us so we decided to move to her room which was a few doors down from mine.After the deed was done I headed back to my room(as her roommate wanted to go to bed)only to discover that my keycard wouldn't open the door.I couldn't wake my roommate so I had to go to the reception to get it sorted.Was fairly embarrassing having to explain to the night manager why I was wandering around the hotel in just a pair of trousers(no top,shoes or socks on)

I'd have been all "bear witness to my sexual abs and despair!"

This statement would be totally ironic, as I am famously skinny.

 

[Odbarc]

I once made eye contact with a woman by accident.
Most embarrassing moment in my life.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

I once made eye contact with a woman by accident.
Most embarrassing moment in my life.

Hah! Since I work at checkouts in a super market, that happens to me a lot!

Infact I get super embarassed by making eye contact with any stranger. (Unless I get comfortable talking to them)

I have to look to the side of most people when I talk to them. Feigning confidence is a good skill to learn.

 

[Athol]

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

After reading that and looking at your avatar I imagined Rarity in the same position, not the most pleasant thought.

Rule 34 man, you know that image exists somewhere...and I endevour to NEVER find it.

 

[Phasmal]

Jesus, a few years ago I was a big pile of nervousness and awkwardness that would have had loads of terrible things to say about myself, but now I'm having trouble thinking of one.

I do make a tit of myself a fair bit (I have some balance issues so I do fall over or walk into things occasionally), so I guess I'm used to it now.
Oh, and I have very little spacial awareness so I sometimes bump into people who are standing behind me because I don't know they're there.

Though I do remember being about 7 and skipping in the middle of a busy playground and my trousers fell down.

 

[Matt King]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.


My room is full of cute stuffed animals, I suppose to someone who's not close to me, that would be a little off considering I'm an adult.

you've walked into a glass door, hohoho when i was about 13 so a couple years ago we got back from picking my brother up from work and i ran through the lounge to go through the french windows/glass door (which i thought i left open) and i tried to jump through, but they were closed so i jumped full speed into a glass door

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

I was walking down my local high street, and I was trying to work out how the "Thriller" dance was done.
Turned out i was actually dancing that dance.
I think it's on youtube....