The most emberassing thing you've done?

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The Last Nomad

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I got sick on my former maths teachers shoes. (or so I've been told, I don't remember) He was still my teacher at the time and many of my other teachers witness it. Not only that but it was the few teachers that I actually liked that saw me do this.

I've hated Vodka ever since...
and unfortunately vodka has been the reason for the other incidents I thought of for this thread.
 

Simonoly

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I once dropped my wallet when I was in a park and as I quickly bent down to pick it up I smashed my head on a bench I had just been sitting on. I hit my head so hard I blacked out. Lots of people saw and it was quite embarrassing (and fucking painful of course).
 

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Gatx said:
Eclpsedragon said:
Well... I've walked into a glass door before.
I've done that before too, at an electronics store with people around.
I did that in a museum with my whole class looking, glass was so clean one of my friends said he would have done the same thing if i didn't do it first.

Also bunch of really embarrassing shit that is too embarrassing to even mention on the internet.
 

Fenra

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Y'know I'm tempted to ask for the OP's URL/Web address thingie out of pure curiousity, having never heard 90% of what they are talking about before, one of those "I gotta see that!" times, so yeah, PM it to me?

Anyway as for me, going back to 2004, in my final year in secondary school, once the A-Level exams were all done and it was the day of our prom, all the guys from the year decided to go paintballing during the day before heading to the prom at night.

During the game I decided it would be a good idea (as you do, getting too into it thinking your in an action film!) to try and dive for cover, only as I did I ended up slipping on some mud, go hurtling across the floor and just lie there in the mud thinking "what just happened?"

To make matters worse I was getting shot at while on the ground, which became painfully obvious when a pellet hit right near my private area, that stung like hell.

How I wish that was the end of the story, but oh no. Once at the prom that night I was sat at the side as people were dancing because after that near crotch shot I was too sore to move all that well, when someone asked me to dance, being awful at social stuff like that, I started yelling the only thing my nervous brain could think of over the music, "I can't..." then the music got quiet inbetween songs and the whole room heard me yell "... I got shot in the crotch!"

Still get teased to this day about it!
 

Alordo

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When I was in sixth grade, I passed gas in class. Unfortunately, the chair I was on had a hollow area where you would store your books underneath. So it was amplified A LOT. Couldn't even blame anyone else. Yeah, that was quite embarrassing.

Was talking about a friend of mine's frequent changing of girlfriends with my best friend. Right in front of his current girlfriend.
 

shrekfan246

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Delsana said:
Got naked around a bonfire while smoking cigars...

On demand.

I also had someone else shave the bush off of my lower region. Why you ask? Well because I was naked and smoking a cigar around other naked cigar smoking men, so it couldn't really get any more awkward if I tried. Apparently I had a big bush and they had the desire to shave it as a team, so oh well.
It can always get more awkward. Especially in a situation like that.

OT again: Well, considering the turn a lot of these posts have taken, I guess one thing that I consider embarrassing is the few times I've discussed porn with my currently-ex girlfriend. Dunno what it is, despite everything I've done with her I still get very bashful around her.
 

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Way back in middle school, right in the middle of a teacher's lecture I had a rather noisy case of... flatulence shall we say. It was loud enough the teacher actually stopped mid sentence and the person sitting next to me took the moment of silence as the perfect opportunity to physically shift his chair further from me.

I can still hear the sound of the chair sliding further away. I can still feel everyone's eyes staring at me. Longest few seconds ever...
 

WaysideMaze

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So much drunk stuff that I don't even bother to be embarassed by it anymore. I know full well I'm a mess when drunk and do stupid stuff, if I was to be embarassed for every drunk stunt I've pulled my face would be perpetually red.

I remember at school once, when I was about 12 or 13, we were asked to write a fake, weird, newspaper story for our english class. I jokingly said to one of my friends that I was going to write one with the headline 'my twin sister was born pregnant because of me.' He told someone else. And slowly it worked it's way towards the front of the room, and I could see everyones head one by one turning to face me, when eventually the teacher called me to the front and told me that it was inappropriate. I was quite shy back then as well, so I was quite embarassed by that.
 

lord Claincy Ffnord

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Hmmm, either a couple of years ago now when I made some joke (in front of him) relating to a friend and his girlfriend, only to discover that they'd broken up a couple of weeks ago and nobody had thought to mention it to me.

Other than that when I was around 6 (I think) I ended up hiding under a table at a party rather than interacting with people. (Never liked parties)
 

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Ok embarrassing and funny as hell.

Went to a mates party a year or so back, the theme was pretty princesses for the royal wedding. Me and my friends spent the day finding lovely dresses to wear for the evening, got myself a nice magenta number, skinny cocktail dress type thing, was beautiful.

Anywho, party goes great I pass out on the guys sofa and is rudely awaken by some jerk who didn't know who I was kicking me out, suffice to say I leave, in my dress (with a waist length jacket over the top) and walk the 20 minutes to my flat at 7 in the morning through a reasonably busy town centre. Get to my flat. No key. I have to do the whole trip again.

By the way, I'm a guy. Yeah... got some interesting looks.
 

floppylobster

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Passed out after a night of drinking vodka. Not so embarrassing, but -

(a) Didn't end up getting anywhere near the girl I was having a good time with that night because (b) I had gone off to do take a piss in a nearby car park. (c) I passed out, but when I woke realized I was still too drunk to do much I caught a taxi back to a friend's house where (d) another girl was staying there who idolized me from a few brief appearances I had made on TV a year earlier. And, (e) the next morning when I woke I discovered I had also tried to do a shit in the car park and (f) I had not finished doing that shit and it was smeared up the back of my jeans. (g) I was beyond hung over and didn't notice what had happened until I tried to take a shower midway through the morning.

I had to shower in my clothes and I have never forgot sitting out in their garden in a towel realizing everyone had noticed but weren't saying anything to be polite. How far I had sunk.
 

Dreiko_v1legacy

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chinangel said:
kurupt87 said:
Drank a pint of Guinness while lying down that had been poured down a standing naked guys back, pouring down through his buttarks to land on my face.

I've also locked myself out of my building whilst naked.

Ahhh, good times.

Edit: Oh also, PM the URL OP?
if you want it that bad PM me :p

Hmm, sounds fair.


Oh and what would one have to do to get that URL btw? :3
 

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I used to walk into a music store in the middle of the city.. and being the usual teen boy... find the album samplers and put the headphones on and sing along not realising EVERYONE in the store complex could hear me... (especially embarassing when youre listening to the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears as a 14 year old guy :p)
 

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DugMachine said:
I also crapped myself when I was mowing the lawn once... good thing I was at home and nobody was around.
I can assume it was a case of



If not, are you just bad at controlling your stomach?

OT: Hmm, well I have a habit of never getting caught. I can tell you about a close call though. Back a few years ago, I had a habit (And still kind of do) of walking around naked in the house when nobody was home. So one day came, and for a few hours, I was alone. So I proceeded to undress myself and do really mundane things which seem way more exciting when naked. After maybe half an hour, 45 minutes, I call that a day, go back to my room to get clothed. Afterwards when I went to the living room though, I saw my sister watching tv. Turns out that she had been home the whole time in her bedroom. I can only imagine the scenario if she had gotten out of her room sooner.

The scary thing with this is that this isn't the first time that I didn't know that somebody else was home. Either I'm really lucky, or god really likes what I'm packin'.


Also OP, take this as you will, but is it too much to ask for a PM of your blog? I've never heard of what you're doing before. Then again, I'm not usually a blog person.
 

TakeyB0y2

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One of my friends has a habit of posting links to the furry porn she draws to her facebook account when she uploads them to furaffinity. Oh, and she ALWAYS makes sure there's an accompanying thumbnail.

Sooooo I left Facebook open and stepped away from the computer. Cue my parents coming into the office room with their friends so they can show them something on youtube and the first thing they see when they turn the screensaver off is my FB home filled with her porn.

Explaining it wasn't pleasant, especially considering she's someone they actually know and comes over to our house a lot.
 

DugMachine

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IamQ said:
DugMachine said:
I also crapped myself when I was mowing the lawn once... good thing I was at home and nobody was around.
I can assume it was a case of



If not, are you just bad at controlling your stomach?

Haha no. It felt like a fart coming on so I just let it rip and... well you know the rest.
 

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shrekfan246 said:
Delsana said:
Got naked around a bonfire while smoking cigars...

On demand.

I also had someone else shave the bush off of my lower region. Why you ask? Well because I was naked and smoking a cigar around other naked cigar smoking men, so it couldn't really get any more awkward if I tried. Apparently I had a big bush and they had the desire to shave it as a team, so oh well.
It can always get more awkward. Especially in a situation like that.

OT again: Well, considering the turn a lot of these posts have taken, I guess one thing that I consider embarrassing is the few times I've discussed porn with my currently-ex girlfriend. Dunno what it is, despite everything I've done with her I still get very bashful around her.
Well, we all got up and stood up to pee on the bonfire, not to put it out just for the hell of it. At this point my giant bush was revealed and they had the desire to shave it. But to be honest, it was a fun night... never had a good time like that for a long time now.
 

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I once had a pink mohawk. No pics unfortunately.

Another time I once *accidently kung-fu kicked a girl I had a crush on. Don't ask about the events leading up to that moment, I don't really remember.
 

Wrann

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Once I was at a Dennys with my dad, and during breakfast I stand up to go to the bathroom. Well the second I take a step my shorts just drop for no reason. Pulled them back up and just kept going. when I got back the few tables that saw were still giggling.