The most emberassing thing you've done?

[mrhappy1489]

When I was in grade 6, our school was fixing the toilets, which meant we had to walk all the way across to the other side of the school to use the toilet. After numerous close calls, I wet my pants in front of ninety or so people trying to get to the toilet, needless to say I was mortified.

 

[Superior Mind]

I can only recall embarrassing memories late at night when I'm trying to sleep.

 

[SirNerd]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.

Dude, i SHATTERED a $3000 tempered glass door in a public library with about 3000 students near me.

 

[Quantum Star]

No one was around to witness this, but I think it would count none the less. One time I was brushing my teeth, and I was just so incredibly tired, I turned away from the sink and spat out a big glob of spit and toothpaste. My consciousness came back to me the moment I did this, and in that moment, I reached out with my hand and caught the second-hand blob of toothpaste before it landed on the ground. I've never felt so stupid in my life.

 

[inutaisho7996]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.

I once ran into one so hard that it came of its track and broke.

 

[lord Claincy Ffnord]

Well... I've walked into a glass door before.

Wonderful selling point for Windex.

I once ran into one so hard that it came of its track and broke.

Well, this didn't happen to me but I can't help sharing it now
Was watching an early viewing of a performance of Hamlet at the Melbourne exhibition centre. There were some problems, it being an early viewing adn all that wasn't surprising but it was on the whole very good. After the show after the actors had bowed and left, everyone kept clapping, as you do cos it was really good. The actors weren't expecting that and the guy playing Hamlet hurried back out onto the stage, and the glass door he came through onto the stage came with him =D He got even more applause for that.

 

[Shocksplicer]

I literally just put some Easy Mac in the microwave and forgot to ad water.
The whole house now smells of smoke.
Fun times.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

During a safety assmbly on fireworks safety, I shouted out 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! out loud..

heh... In grade 4, primary school, we were sitting in class, all doing our different things in our different groups. I was working on a worksheet when I hear my teacher reading a part from the book about bomb dogs. I immediately turn around and go,

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

In front of everyone. Everyone laughed but the teacher gave me a death stare. I got off ok though. Teacher was staring so hard I swear she was trying to telepathicly say:

"You dead boy."

 

[karcentric]

I proposed to my friends mum when I was really, really drunk...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

My friend decided to use my playstation to browse the web while my friends were all over.
He thought he could get to youtube quicker if he went through my history........... uh
he and my closest friends saw.......... rather.......... experimental and private websites.
They bug me about it to this day

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I once ran full tilt into a mirror maze. It was not my finest moment.

 

[Jaeke]

Post a video on youtube of me being stupid.

Good thing I took it down when it hit the 100 viewer mark, especially after my parents saw it (this was 5 years ago).

 

[Jayben Tibbles]

I made a post about embarrassing moments and misspelt embarrassing.

 

[Vor Yang]

The worst thing that's ever happened to me was on my 18th birthday party.
Got blind rotten drunk, made a complete tool of myself and passed out in the middle of the lounge room. Proceeded to wake up next afternoon with everyone laughing quite hard as they all just watched me get a hard on. Still to this day, I have not lived that down.

 

[Jaeke]

Another time (this one is a bit of a doozy) in Spanish 1 for my freshman year I was asleep (as I was every day I was in that class) and, well, you know how sleeping in school is different than regular sleeping? Like your on the fringe of conciousness and you are aware of the sounds and lights around you but you're still dreaming.

Well I was in this state, and in my house growing up, my dad built the ultimate-gaming room for me and my brother. It was sound padded but the other way around. We couldn't hear anything outside of the room, but everyone from the outside could hear in the room. My dad would always resort to having to yell at the top of his voice from the first floor (the room was on the second floor) and I would, in turn, yell at the VERY TOP of my lungs to respond.

Well appearently in this dream my dad or someone else was calling me and I was appearently in this room and just as I began to go into the full state of dreaming...

I yelled at the VERY TIPPIDY TOP of my voice "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?"

It was so loud I woke myself up, I rubbed my eyes and looked around. EVERYONE in the room was turned facing me, wide-eyed and everything was completely silent, everyone was taking a test... and then everyone broke out in hysterical laughter.

My teacher screamed bloody murder "Are you alright?!?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Why did I do something?"

More laughter and my friend in front of me turned from having his head to his desk in laughter and said "DUDE! Did you do that shit on purpose?"

"What?"

"You just screamed like hell dude!"

I immediately broke out in laughter and explained what happened.

Long-story short I got moved to a different (but luckily better) classroom.

For the rest of my freshman year, anyone who knew from that class when they walked by would yell "YAAAA!" at the top of their voice.

 

[Jaeke]

No one was around to witness this, but I think it would count none the less. One time I was brushing my teeth, and I was just so incredibly tired, I turned away from the sink and spat out a big glob of spit and toothpaste. My consciousness came back to me the moment I did this, and in that moment, I reached out with my hand and caught the second-hand blob of toothpaste before it landed on the ground. I've never felt so stupid in my life.

Oh yeah??

Well here's a toothbrushing idiom you won't forget:

"Never brush your teeth and pee at the same time."

You get mixed results.

 

[Jaeke]

My sister caught me having sex with my girlfriend. The thing is no one knew that I even had a girlfriend. It was awkward. You'll never seen a boner disappear that quickly. And my girlfriend was mortified. My sister blackmailed me for a full year. So one day I decided to find and read her diary. Balance restored.

You just won your "MANLY MAN AWARD"

Here is your complementary mustache:

 

[Mordekaien]

Lost a bet once.... I had to run through a village where we were staying without my pants while singing My cock rages on from Spartacus series....

Yeah.

 

[THE_MUFFIN_MAN15]

When I was 3 I got the toilet seat adapter stuck on my head and my mom took a picture.

That's all I can think of since clearly all my other embarassing moments have been suppressed by my brain

 

[Sexy Devil]

My moments require some back story. I've got this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essential_tremor

Until my mid teenage years it was just some mild hand shaking and wasn't really an issue. Then when I was 15 it spread to basically ever voluntary muscle I have, and it would go completely nuts whenever in a pressured/concentration-requiring situation. Now this year (17) the really bad spasms have started happening for no reason a few times a day. I don't really get embarrassed by anything, but this stuff's really out of my control so I've always been self-conscious about it.

So last year in Chemistry we're doing this experiment and my group makes me go get some ammonium of some description from the front. Naturally I asked if that was a really great idea but they said it would be fine. So I get through the extraction procedures and everything fine and start carrying the beaker back to the desk. Hand shakes slightly. I start my breathing exercises to try and calm it down and make for the nearest desk to put the beaker on. Well I don't get there in time and I shake almost all the ammonium out of the beaker onto my hand/the floor. Just stood there momentarily thinking "holy fuck, did that seriously just happen?" while everyone tried not to laugh.

The patch of floor looked spotless though.

Another one was a public speaking one from this year. Was my first assessment in university so I was obviously a little nervous. So I get about halfway through when my legs start shaking like hell. I just try to ignore it and keep going. Was probably going to lose marks for leaning on something to maintain my balance but I didn't really care. So about three quarters of the way through the shaking finally gets the better of me and down I go.

Thankfully the teacher was nice so I just explained the condition to her and she didn't deduct any points for it.

And another public speaking one from the same class. This time my hands just started going nuts. Was so bad that I couldn't read the palm cards at all, but luckily I'd memorised the speech enough to get through it. Everyone was clearly about to burst into laughter though.

And one more from Physics in year 11. I was the only person who got a question right in a test and the teacher preferred having us help each other learn this stuff. So he makes me go put the answer up on the white board. It was completely unreadable. Of course it was a small class where we all knew each other so they really didn't hold back with the mocking. Think I might have a picture of this one somewhere, I'll see if I can find it.

Do I win this thread?