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Creator002

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I vomited on my friend's floor about a month ago because I drank too much. His parents were nearby too. Wasn't really embarrassing, but I can't think of anything worse at the moment.
 

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chinangel" post="18.381948.15057528 said:
Let's see how many people are willing to step up to the plate, shall we? Seems pretty straight forward, what are the most embarrassing things you've done? Seeing as we have the anonymity of the internet, i think it may help.

I shall go first ^^

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Needless to say, it'd be humiliating if my work or family discovered it :p[/quote

Probably misspell the Title of a thread. ;)

Seriously though; there's a long list, probably not already have a fully functioning home business yet? I am embarrassed about that. I've been working on it for so long now... hmm.
 

phyrexian

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I don't think it's my most embarrassing moment, but it's my most memorable: I told a guy I loved him when I was piss-drunk, and I actually meant it. We're engaged now.

Another time I was being a dork with one of my female friends, and I said, "If I said you had a beautiful body, could I pee on in?"

I was joking, but I don't think she knew that...
 

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I have fallen through ice about 3 times now. (I was alone 2 of those times so I guess those don't count)
I've also walked into doors a few times, including right into open ones when I wasn't paying attention.
Oh, and I tripped over my dog once which got me a few scars. (the dog is fine, she just gave me a confused look)

I'm not sure which is more embarrassing, to be honest.
 

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I'm not mentally embarrassed by anything in my past any more. But any time anything goes wrong, no matter how small my body suddenly thinks it's in crisis and I'll blush and perhaps shake. It's really fucking annoying.

Like, the interview for the Games course I'm currently taking I started shaking, and they were like "it's okay, calm down" and I just looked at them and went "I am calm. It's just my body isn't!"
 

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Lumber Barber said:
I almost had sex with my cousin.
In my defense, we were only 9 years old kids, with a bit too much curiosity.
do tell!

Once I got drunk and made out with a furry. Fun times. we almost went yiffing!
 

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I once spent the whole day with my fly undone....
Not too bad?
I'm a policeman.
 

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floppylobster said:
Passed out after a night of drinking vodka. Not so embarrassing, but -

(a) Didn't end up getting anywhere near the girl I was having a good time with that night because (b) I had gone off to do take a piss in a nearby car park. (c) I passed out, but when I woke realized I was still too drunk to do much I caught a taxi back to a friend's house where (d) another girl was staying there who idolized me from a few brief appearances I had made on TV a year earlier. And, (e) the next morning when I woke I discovered I had also tried to do a shit in the car park and (f) I had not finished doing that shit and it was smeared up the back of my jeans. (g) I was beyond hung over and didn't notice what had happened until I tried to take a shower midway through the morning.

I had to shower in my clothes and I have never forgot sitting out in their garden in a towel realizing everyone had noticed but weren't saying anything to be polite. How far I had sunk.
oh my god you just made me cry laughing, something about people crapping themselves makes me laugh so hard, god dam it so funny.

yeah well since i have anxiety and social issues i find some really simple stuff embarassing to do, but the most embarassing thing ive done is when i was younger, my dog managed to get out of the hands of my mum while we were walking him on the beach, so, like a hero, i jumped for it and landed face first in sand with my mouth open, he then proceeds to drag me for a while, so much sand in my mouth :(
 

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chinangel said:
[...]I shall go first ^^

I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).

Needless to say, it'd be humiliating if my work or family discovered it :p
This... Is pretty awesome. I'm kind of at that stage where I'm like "I could lurk more... Or I could dive in as a switchy/subby."

On the original topic... While I keep them to myself, I do enjoy writing certain fiction from time to time. My chat client steals focus when someone messages me and I for some odd reason had the volume muted and not paying attention. They didn't get anything good, but imagine if a family member did. Never be able to live that one down.
 

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I don't really have any minus one from early High school, so it was at least 10 years ago.

It had been raining so the fields outside were quite damp. Me and my friends use to eat lunch by the picnic tables, which were on the top of a steep but small hill. You may be able to guess the next bit but as I was walking up I slipped and fell knees first into the hugest pile of mud.

To make it worse as I tried to get back up I only slipped again. I managed to play it off and head to the bathroom to try and clear as much of it off as I could but even if I acted like I didn't care I was really embarrassed.

Since then I am really fucking careful near any sort of hill or steep slope.
 

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When I was 8 I vomited in front of my entire class while my teacher interrogated me over something I didn't do. After I puked I said something like "if I say it was me can I please go to the bathroom." My teacher let me go and never punished me for it. I think she felt bad. No one ever said anything about it to me after either. Good thing too because it was one of the worst moments ever for me.

Another time was less than a year ago. Was on a camping trip with my general close group of friends. One afternoon my girlfriend and I quietly slipped into our tent for a quick romantic encounter. Some people noticed we were gone and deduced our sexy intentions. One of the girls decided it would be funny to come in an sit on our love nest while we were nude under the covers. I wasn't extremely embarrassed. I was more proud that everyone knew what we doing as the majority could only wish they had someone to have fun with. Including tent invader friend. We waited there not doing anything until everyone got bored and left. We continued where we left off and rejoined everyone a while later.


chinangel said:
I am on a bdsm blog as a slavegirl who answers questions and occasionally shoots naughty video, at the behest of my manster(s).
Now. OP, could you please be so wonderfully kind as to PM me the URL? You have me extremely intrigued.
 

maninahat

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Oh, too many to count. But the one that sticks out in my mind was when I failed to get the joke:

Back in school, in a biology class, I was part of a group project. We had to come up with a team name and pass it on to the teacher. One team member suggested to the others, we should try the name "Nolfolk in Chance". People sniggered about it, but I, having not read the title out to myself, somehow managed to not spot the joke. So I walk up to the teacher, and bold as brass, I announce "We're calling ourselves 'NORFOLK IN CHANCE'." You should have seen the teacher's eyes glaze over in fury. "WHAT?!" That's when I finally got the joke.

In for a penny in for a pound. I went along with it and repeated myself, earning myself a fat juicy detention and a permanent drop in everyone's estimations of my mental capacities. Fucking incredible. I astonish myself at how big a retard I managed to be.

Could have been worse though. I knew a guy who was tripped over by a duck.
 

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I can't say I've ever really been embarrassed... I said something that I thought was right to a group of people who weren't really my friends then one of them denied it. But I wasn't really friends with them in the first place so it didn't bother me for more than 10 seconds.

Well I'm still young. And judging from these forum posts I have yet a long way to go!
 

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This one wasn't me but I feel its worth going in this thread.

A friend of mine (lets call him "A") was stupidly drunk, the point where hes just all over the place and barely coherent. I knew that if he went back to his mum's house (he was 25 but living under her roof after he lost his job) his mum would give him a right bollocking so I called another friend (we'll call him "B") up who lived near by and asked if he could crash there for the night.

Everything was agreed and I said I would pick up my friend the next day at lunchtime once I'd had a good night's sleep and sobered up myself properly. Anywho, I turned up the next day at B's house to find that A wasn't there. B however was looking exceptionally pissed off.
Turns out that in the middle of the night, A had got up from his spot on the couch needing a wee, looked around and saw what looked like a toilet... he'd lifted the lid, emptied his bladder then fallen back asleep. Upon waking in the morning he'd realised what he'd done and left early and made his own way back to his mums.

The "toilet"? B's brand new printer, one of those ones with the scanner part.
 

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cerealnmuffin said:
I've always been a talented writer. Way back in the 6th grade, it was no surprise that my essay was chosen as the winner in class. The prize was the chance to compete at the state level by reading it in front of the whole school and a panel of judges. Being terribly shy, I didn't want to have any part in that, but my teacher said I had to. I tried to get out of that, but my teacher held firm so I felt like I was being punished for doing so well.

I rehearsed my speech over and over, but I wouldn't be writing this if the performance had gone well. Standing on stage in front of the entire school and a panel of judges, I not only forgot my speech a minute into it, but I became so terrified that I started crying. I hurried off the stage wanting to hide in the bathrooms, but not only the teacher wouldn't let me leave the auditorium she made me try the speech again only to have the same disastrous results. It was only Monday so I had a long week ahead of me.
While mine is not EXACTLY like yours, I was in kindergarten at the time and we had to do Mother Ghoose rhymes and stuff and in pairs. That really does not seem that bad however it was in front of the whole school and after holding off until the very last two to go up, my partner and I went up but I was so scared that all I did was fold my hands and cry.
 

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SpAc3man said:
When I was 8 I vomited in front of my entire class while my teacher interrogated me over something I didn't do. After I puked I said something like "if I say it was me can I please go to the bathroom." My teacher let me go and never punished me for it. I think she felt bad. No one ever said anything about it to me after either. Good thing too because it was one of the worst moments ever for me.
I have something like that, but not embarrassing. A ball went onto the school roof, so I climbed up to get it. I come round the corner, being unable to find it, just as the head mistress comes round the corner. She goes apeshit and tells me I'm in so much trouble. I just go "look, do you mind if I focus on getting down from here first?"

She falls silent, and just walks off when I'm down.