The most EPIC guitars of all time!

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Okay, so I was thinking a lot about this yesterday, while watching The Crossroads Festival on TV. A lot of guitar players have awesome guitars, and vice versa. I really don't know how to explain it, but you'll know in a minute.


Lenny is Stevie Ray's Stratocaster, bought for Vaughan by his wife, Lenora (and named after her), because he didn't have the money to buy it. Cute story.


Brian's Red Special was custom-made by he and his father. A story worthy of rock royalty. Just like Homer's softball bat, or football. There are two wormholes in the back of the guitar.


B.B. King was playing at some gig, when a fire starts. Everyone evacuates the building, but OH NOES! B.B. King left guitar inside! He went through fire and flames to retrieve it! Two people died in the fire. The next day, King learned that the two men were fighting over a woman named Lucille. King named every guitar he has owned Lucille, as a reminder never again to do something as stupid as run into a burning building or fight over women.

So, what do you think are epic guitars, but before you tell, some ground rules first:

  • No fictional guitars, only real-life ones.
    It has to be a guitar, no bass, cellos, drumkits, etc.
    Also, if you say "Angus Young's SG" or "Jimi Hedrix's Strat", then you need something more, because Angus Young has tons of SGs, and Jimi has too. So maybe better say "Jimi's left-handed Strat" or something like that.
    If you can tell us why your guitar is sheer-awesome, then please do.
    The guitar must, MUST be played by someone, it can't be awesome on it's own.

Have fun!!!

EDIT:One more rule.
EDITED: I can't remark it hard enough. You just can't go around naming random models. It has to be someone's guitar, owned or played by someone. Someone famous. Or else.
 

Cherry Cola

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What? It's not fictional, it's completely real!
 

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For the sake of just sheer awesomeness, either Jimmy Page's double-neck SG, or Elvis Presley's one (which had a 6-string bass instead of a 12-string on the top neck).

Despite the awesomeness, double-guitars are pretty nasty to play, so Im gonna go for the BB King 80th Anniversarry Lucile. It is, in fact, the very definition of awesome.
 

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For me, the Ibanez RG-570 from around 2000 is one of the best I have, but the new XPT-700 Xiphos is pretty slick as well.

Plus, as a metal player, you gotta love the BC Rich Warlock and Warbeast.
 

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Alex Cowan said:
For the sake of just sheer awesomeness, either Jimmy Page's double-neck SG, or Elvis Presley's one (which had a 6-string bass instead of a 12-string on the top neck).

Despite the awesomeness, double-guitars are pretty nasty to play, so Im gonna go for the BB King 80th Anniversary Lucile. It is, in fact, the very definition of awesome.
This guy truly knows his guitars.
 

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PxDn Ninja said:
For me, the Ibanez RG-570 from around 2000 is one of the best I have, but the new XPT-700 Xiphos is pretty slick as well.

Plus, as a metal player, you gotta love the BC Rich Warlock and Warbeast.
...okaay.

But who plays them. Any notable users?
 

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Zakk Wilde's Les Paul with the circle pattern. Actually he has a few different ones with the exact same pattern so I'm not sure it counts. I'm not even much of a fan I just think that guitar looks epic
 

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Yosato said:
Zakk Wilde's Les Paul with the circle pattern. Actually he has a few different ones with the exact same pattern so I'm not sure it counts. I'm not even much of a fan I just think that guitar looks epic
Friggin' epic!
It does count, because it's unique.
 

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Blue-State said:
THE TARANTULA

I don't think anything needs to be said.
apart from how hideous it is? 0.o But then again, i hate BC rich too because they're gothic and mis -shapen, i like my guitars uniform, and maybe singlecutaway, but ugh ;-;


My favourite guitar is my gretsch Double cutaway electromatic, it's too sexy for words.
 

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no oneder said:
Alex Cowan said:
For the sake of just sheer awesomeness, either Jimmy Page's double-neck SG, or Elvis Presley's one (which had a 6-string bass instead of a 12-string on the top neck).

Despite the awesomeness, double-guitars are pretty nasty to play, so Im gonna go for the BB King 80th Anniversary Lucile. It is, in fact, the very definition of awesome.
This guy truly knows his guitars.
I'm a music nerd. Not just guitars either. I just spend way too long staring at stuff in shops....
 

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I don't know who plays it, or even if anyone big ever played it, but I saw it in a store once and it was a caravan.
 

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Alex Cowan said:
no oneder said:
Alex Cowan said:
For the sake of just sheer awesomeness, either Jimmy Page's double-neck SG, or Elvis Presley's one (which had a 6-string bass instead of a 12-string on the top neck).

Despite the awesomeness, double-guitars are pretty nasty to play, so Im gonna go for the BB King 80th Anniversary Lucile. It is, in fact, the very definition of awesome.
This guy truly knows his guitars.
I'm a music nerd. Not just guitars either. I just spend way too long staring at stuff in shops....
I do that too. A lot.

Unfortunately I can't play anything.
 

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Aww I wanted to say the Clementine from Brutal Legend. It uses the power of rock to shoot lightning and pyrotechnics at your foes. It can also call your epic ride, the druid plow to your location and can melt the faces of your enemies.

I guess if I had to say a real guitar it would be the baseball bat guitar that Keith Fogerty owns because it's the best sports guitar ever made. You can see it in this live performance of his song Centerfield.
 

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On it, you can see Tom Morello's guitar, Slash's, Jimi Hendrix's, Kurt Cobain's, Eddie Van Halen's, Jimmy Page's and even Seasick Steve's. I would class these as "epic guitars".
 

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Well there's my guitar


I've always loved orange Gretsch guitars

Of course nothing can beat the epicness of these guitars.


 

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Funkiest Monkey said:

On it, you can see Tom Morello's guitar, Slash's, Jimi Hendrix's, Kurt Cobain's, Eddie Van Halen's, Jimmy Page's and even Seasick Steve's. I would class these as "epic guitars".
That poster is awesome, and all of the guitars are epic.

Cookie to whoever finds Keith Richards guitar in it.