The most evil thing you've done.

[Doctor Panda]

This isn't one from me (i have a few but they aren't quite so amusing) but rather my girlfriend. In the Sims 2 she encountered a bug which allowed her to make one of the characters go on a 'date' with her own long-term stepfather (usually if related by family then that is just right out but it was a glitch). She still couldn't make them do any romantic actions so they refused to fall in love! But when she *ended* the date they automatically kissed because she'd managed to turn it into a good date by lots of friendly hugs! Suddenly all the romantic options became available, allowing her to play a house where a stepfather was sleeping with both the mother and daughter, and hence roleplay a terrible form of child abuse! (and simultaneously justifying certain comments by one well known ex-lawyer)

Two words - f***** up

The most evil thing i did is reasonably boring. Sleep with that teenage mobster girl in fallout 2, then with her mother, then when they're both unconcious I blew them up with dynamite. Ooh, and sometimes when I rescue somebody in any game that allows it I kill them in front of whomever it was that wanted me to rescue them. You know, child running happily towards crying mother, BANG...

Ahh, fallout 2. I do love you so.

 

[JakubK666]

Me and my brother keylogged and hacked someone's facebook account because said person hacked my bro's account first then we had some fun with it. I made the girl cry...

As for video games, on F3 I got the child killing mod, went into Little Lamplight, enabled God Mode and slaughtered all the residents with my Fat Man MIRV while laughing hysterically.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

Overwriting my brother's Pokemon file when he had 150 Pokemon and was going to get the last one through a trade. I was 4 when I did that though so I had no idea what I was doing so I guess it wasn't really "evil".
Other than that I can't really think of anything too evil or malicious that I've done....Holy Crap my life's been boring I gotta get out a live a little!

 

[Naeo]

No. It would haunt me too much and I'd try to plan my life out and such. I'm tempted to say "Yes if it were less accurate", but I might get the answer "soon" which would be bad to hear.

If I'd be dieing soon I'd like to know the precise date. If I'd be dieing sometime in the future- decades down the road- don't tell me, I'll figure it out when it happens.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

My younger brother, the dick that he is, spends all his time playing Left 4 Dead screwing around (doing stuff like attacking the Witch when we're near the safehouse, with little ammo and no spare medikits or pain pills, or chucking molotovs directly into our path when we're running through a hallway or tunnel, or even killing us right before we enter the safehouse), and my cousins and I were getting tired of it, so we acted like dicks back. If he died, we didn't rescue him. If he needed healing, we never gave it. We'd leave him behind to get whupped by Hunters and Smokers. The ultimate moment was right before every subsequent finale, I'd use the console cheats to spawn 3 Tanks right on top of him. And do the same before he entered a safehouse, but I'd shut the door first.

I dunno if it's "evil" or "righteous justice!" but seems pretty bad to me.

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I killed a man in Reno, but I can't tell you why.

I killed a man in Reno, oh my oh my.

I killed a man in New Reno, just to watch him die.

I killed a man in Reno, because LSD made me think I could fly.

I killed a man in die, just to watch him Reno.

 

[Lukeje]

My younger brother, the dick that he is, spends all his time playing Left 4 Dead screwing around (doing stuff like attacking the Witch when we're near the safehouse, with little ammo and no spare medikits or pain pills, or chucking molotovs directly into our path when we're running through a hallway or tunnel, or even killing us right before we enter the safehouse), and my cousins and I were getting tired of it, so we acted like dicks back. If he died, we didn't rescue him. If he needed healing, we never gave it. We'd leave him behind to get whupped by Hunters and Smokers. The ultimate moment was right before every subsequent finale, I'd use the console cheats to spawn 3 Tanks right on top of him. And do the same before he entered a safehouse, but I'd shut the door first.

I dunno if it's "evil" or "righteous justice!" but seems pretty bad to me.

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I killed a man in Reno, but I can't tell you why.

I killed a man in Reno, oh my oh my.

I killed a man in New Reno, just to watch him die.

I killed a man in Reno, because LSD made me think I could fly.

I killed a man in die, just to watch him Reno.

I killed a man in Reno, http://xkcd.com/206/ ... aye.

 

[r4ndom]

I did an off-colour impersonation of Nelson Mandela meeting Michael Jackson, playing both parts.


It was diabolical.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

I shoplifted candy from my local Walmart. I'll probably burn in hell for the rest of my life for that horrible act.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

Sacrificed my brother to the pagan Gods just so we could have a bountiful harvest next year. His heart tasted funny. I wounder if he had cancer?

 

[scatmanfan]

I loudly played "Soulja Boy I tellem" over the mic while having my 11 year old cousin loudly talk about how awesome he is at Halo 3 while playing Call of Duty.

I would like a medal.

You don't deserve a medal. You deserve to pay for all the ear surgery of the people's ears that you ruined. As for me? Tough call. I once hit my friend in the balls with a wiimote...

 

[Slayer_2]

I nuked Megaton! Goateed devil, here I come.

 

[scatmanfan]

I shot a man in Reno, and it felt good.

 

[Flap Jack452]

while playing Overlord i was faced with the choice of gaining a ton of money or saving the entire elf race. If i chose the money the elves would die, if i chose to save the elves the money would be gone forever. Lets just say that my castle received a much needed renovation after that quest, which was paid for by the tears of the dying elves (haha)

 

[Twilight_guy]

*sob*I attacked a poor innocent chicken in The Legend of Zelda. I didn't mean to, it just got in the way and then... ahh*cries*

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

Play versus on Left 4 Dead with 7 other people and shoot the car with the car alarm. Your team will hate you. Do this on co-op on expert to lose friends.

I LOVE doing that. It's incredibly fun, and I always make it look like I shot it by accident. It's awesome hearing them go "Who shot the car?!"

I also murdered the entire population of Bowerstone Old Town, and sacrificed my spouse to the Temple of Shadows.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

inlife I reformatted some kids HDD on his Xbox because he thought he was going to be cool and bring it to school and not pass the controller.

Needless to say when he left the classroom the ass left everything out for anyone to F with, I took the invitation.

 

[splitforces]

Getting the vid master achievement in Halo where you need 4 friends to all finish on ghosts (You all have to live to the finish.) After 3 hours it was me one friend and 2 strangers we were about to cross the final gap when I just ended the game >

 

[ThaBenMan]

Let's just say I've been number 1 on multiple death lists. (was 7 on 1 of them, got upset and worked my way upward).

Yeah, well, I have the death sentence in 12 systems! >_>

Probably the most evil thing I've done is when I was a little kid. I went to this house to be babysat where they had a kid of their own (she was around 3 and I was probably like 6 or 7). When no adults were looking I would take a yardstick and poke her in the stomach with it hard enough to push her over. She started crying and nobody could figure out why.

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

Most evil thing in a video game? I'm normally a good guy, but I like shooting my own teammates to death in any co-op game if they deserve it.

In real life?
Pushing my little cousin flat on her face when she was harassing my two little sisters.

 

[Danglybits]

I don't know if this is evil but I gave someone 1 of my 10mg ADD meds on request, knowing they would drink with them. This person is a lightweight and one beer with lay them out like a Bunny at the Playboy mansion. Why I'm not sure if this is evil is that this person made a serious pass at my SO after 2 years of hitting on them; but I knew it would make them as sick as a dog in July. And yes, yes it did make them sick. They told me later that their room was wet with every fluid from spilled water to vomit and urine. And I didn't care.