The Most Fail Moment in gaming, Ever.

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Sargoto

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I realize topics like this exist quite a bit. This one aims quite a bit differently because i think that today i heard the most fail experience in gaming ever. If you disagree with my thought and have witnessed something more please let me know.

I work with one of my rather good friends who will more then likely be mad that i am sharing this story but its worth the many laughs it will gather. Recently he mentioned he wanted to try final fantasy xi out because he is sick of WoW and the general grind-tastic work of the game. I have played the game twice in the past, both times getting into my twenties with a Redmage so i told him i would play with him if he would like.

I flew past the install of the 14 day trial quickly and painlessly because i knew what to expect the install and patching took about five hours. Him the process took much longer taking him into the wee hours of the night. Four o clock this morning he got it working.

This is not his fail moment.

He logs in, baffled by the rather complexities of the menu based GUI interface from final fantasy XI he wanders aimlessly through the town until finally locking onto another player by accident a process he has no idea what he did or how to undo it. he spends fifteen mintues trying to figure out how to undo it randomly hitting keys moving the mouse around frantically to get out of the locked on function, finally giving up he logs out, the only way he could fix it.

This is also not his fail moment.

Some of you know, final fantasy xi has an exp system in which if you die you lose exp, some of you at this point have figured that he died many times and was unable to level... its worse then that.

He finally walks out of the city the proud hume level 1 black mage and walks up to the very first monster he sees, a worm. Casting stone on the worm causes it to be very angry but hardly hurts it due to its earth element. My friend frantically fights back stabbing at it with his knife. Alas his attempts are in vain as he is slain by the very first monster he encounters.

He looks at the game in disbelief and turns it off promptly. unable to face the reality of what just transpired.

A somewhat well traveled Massive multiplayer gamer was defeated by a level one monster. The very first one he has ever faced in this game.
 

I Stomp on Kittens

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I played the endless set-list 2 in Rock Band 2 and since I play on Expert I decided to turn it down a notch (to guarentee no fail). I get to the 2nd to last song wich is Visions and thinking to myself "Woo almost done lets do this" I start the song and fail i try and try and I keep failing, I sit in shock at the relization that I can't beet it. I don't usually waste 6hours of my life so this almost brought me to tears.



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Dusty Donuts

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I played a game called I Wanna Be The Guy. I stopped playing that game.
That is the scariest game evar.
 

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Dusty Pancakes said:
I played a game called I Wanna Be The Guy. I stopped playing that game.
That is the scariest game evar.
Scary = Hard? Yeah, Agreed.
As for my contribution: I'm going with IWBTG as well. It's buggy, and most of all, makes little to no sense. Let's not forget the golden rule of life: Apples, and everything else: WILL. KILL. YOU. Alot..
 

Neonbob

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B T A M R D said:
I played the endless set-list 2 in Rock Band 2 and since I play on Expert I decided to turn it down a notch (to guarentee no fail). I get to the 2nd to last song wich is Visions and thinking to myself "Woo almost done lets do this" I start the song and fail i try and try and I keep failing, I sit in shock at the relization that I can't beet it. I don't usually waste 6hours of my life so this almost brought me to tears.



Fail
Oh, lord...my friend and I spent a good half hour trying to get through that..
*shudders*
Not fun at 3:30am.
While playing CoD4, my friend once forgot to keep track of his ammo count to the point that he had no ammo left, and then, ignoring a new gun next to him, he charge an MG NEST, intent on stabbing the people behind it...that was funny to watch.
And then I let my girlfriend play PGR3...and watched her crash over and over again. Into the same wall.
 
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For a true fail, I did lose on Visions doing the Endless Setlist on RB 2.

For a "fail" (you know, didn't really fail, but still got ripped off) I saw a Youtube video of someone FCing "Peace of Mind" on Rock BAnd...finishing with 249,999 points.
 

Hemlet

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Ouch, I feel kind of bad for your friend. I still laughed, but damn...
 

Space Spoons

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That's a pretty fail moment indeed, but I still think it's more fail that in Frogger, you can die from falling in the water.

In Frogger. A game about a frog.
 

I Stomp on Kittens

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Neonbob said:
B T A M R D said:
I played the endless set-list 2 in Rock Band 2 and since I play on Expert I decided to turn it down a notch (to guarentee no fail). I get to the 2nd to last song wich is Visions and thinking to myself "Woo almost done lets do this" I start the song and fail i try and try and I keep failing, I sit in shock at the relization that I can't beet it. I don't usually waste 6hours of my life so this almost brought me to tears.



Fail
Oh, lord...my friend and I spent a good half hour trying to get through that..
*shudders*
Not fun at 3:30am.
It was at 4:00am wich made me madder
 

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Ex Gf: Wheres the scope on this god damn sniper?
Me: Huh...?
Ex Gf: The scope, where is it?
Me: Thats a shotgun...
 

Neonbob

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B T A M R D said:
It was at 4:00am wich made me madder
o_O
And is your controller still intact?
I hated how it seemed like you were cruising, and then suddenly the big "FUCK YOU" song comes up...gah.
 

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elitepie931 said:
Ex Gf: Wheres the scope on this god damn sniper?
Me: Huh...?
Ex Gf: The scope, where is it?
Me: Thats a shotgun...
Jesus Christ. Thank you now i appreciate my gayness even more.

My biggest fail moment was in metroid 3 it took me Exactly 3 years to find the freaking Varia suit because I thought that by running fast into the FREAKING LAVA wouldn't kill me if i did it fast enough, I made it once and then the next door was also filled with hot air that KILLZ YOU ugh. i just kept on trying i could had easy tried bombing iside the elevator. Yes the elevator. i found my way into kraid and pwnt him >.> yeah that was 3 years after i got the game. and then i got stuck in the wrecked ship. a gigantic 16 screen Juggernaut. Water levels are sh1t >.>
 

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Something that happened less than a minute ago fits with this category.

So a Sniper is healing at a dispenser while the engineer fixes a sentry. Suddenly, a spy appears behind the engineer! What does our fearless Sniper hero do? Absolutely nothing. In fact, worse than nothing. He runs behind the dispenser rather than towards the spy. Engineer gets back stabbed, then the sniper does as well.
 

KyleTheAngry

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I dunno...this guy I knew in high school couldn't pass the 1st imp in Doom 3...

And this other guy has surely broken 10 replays of it...

I'm not sure who fails more :p
 

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Neonbob said:
B T A M R D said:
It was at 4:00am wich made me madder
o_O
And is your controller still intact?
I hated how it seemed like you were cruising, and then suddenly the big "FUCK YOU" song comes up...gah.
Somehow it is o_O
I was 4 to 5 starring everything till Visions came up now I hate that song more than anything

Fun Fact!: Visions is a screaming and growly song with every bandmate randomly playing instruments and the singer? well it's a girl
 

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First off, your avatar has to do with Battlestar Galactica, I like you.


On topic, in TF2 when my entire team on 2Fort ran into some sticky mines on the bridge. The demoman promptly blew all of them up.
 

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elitepie931 said:
Ex Gf: Wheres the scope on this god damn sniper?
Me: Huh...?
Ex Gf: The scope, where is it?
Me: Thats a shotgun...
SUPER FAIL!
My fail was prbably getting stuck on a fence in Mirror's Edge for-I kid you not-2 and a half hours. Then i realized there was clearly a hole in the fence that you walk through.
 

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On Pgr4 I played gotham career on expert and got to the number five spot, gunning for number one and almost being done I decide to delete it from the play from hard drive feature, I end up deleting EVERYTHING....

Shootmyselffailsauce.
 

The Lawn

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I was playing some guilty gear, I was using Baiken friend was using May.

It's down to both of us with a sliver of life left, final round.

May does the surprise whale limit break just as my burst recharges so I do.
He thinks hes won, paused the game, dropped his pad and was like "Oh Oh Oh! In your face fool!", unpauses the game with his foot.

Lo and behold the whale sails right on past me, and before he realizes what the fuck... "DESTROYED!".



That or when my friend almost smashed a hole in a wall trying to beat Potemkin on Insane with Slayer. After about 38 tries he did win though.