The most frivolous thing you can do with $100 billion

[game-lover]

*shrugs* I'm simple.

I would act based on two words: Opulence and Decadence.

Lots of gourmet treats and things that look good. I'll totes be traveling and eating delicacies. OOh, mayhaps I'll hire some famous chefs to work for me. They will serve me their wonderful meals that they're so skilled at cooking.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Isn't the lottery total the amount of money spent on the lottery tickets themselves?

If you bought all 73million at 2 quid that would mean the total would be 145 Million. the ammount you spent.
You would basically be keeping your money and keeping anyone from winning ever. GENIUS.

The lottery makes a large large profit. Or else they wouldnt bother doing it. So they offer a huge lump sum then take it out of lottery ticket sales but keep the rest. The rest tends to be rather large.

 

[Worgen]

Build a wall out of money around your fortress that is also made out of money then burn it do the ground for the insurance.

 

[shrekfan246]

I would pay scientists to denounce the laws of physics and then work on creating a transporter or time machine. Or a transporting-time machine. Although I would probably need to break all of the laws of the scientific community so that I actually survive the transporter trip, instead of an exact clone of myself... I wonder how that would work anyway? I've always been intrigued by what happens to a person when they're dead. It's something that I think is really hard to comprehend, not existing anymore. Wait, that's getting off-topic.

If I can't simultaneously destroy everything we think we know about science, then I'd send a whale to the moon.

Also, assuming any hypothetical situation in which I pass away while he's still alive, I would have Neil Patrick Harris be paid an exorbitant amount of money to show up and cry at my funeral.

 

[Savryc]

I'd gold plate everything within a kilometre of my house. Everything. Buildings, lamp posts, roads, animals, children, trees. Just everything basically.

 

[jbm1986]

Invest in facebook shares?

-I'd send hitsquads after the iron-fist regimes and have them taken down
-reinforce our national infrastructure
-create jobs in the US
-destroy all humans
-buy a ton of boats
-hover cars
-uh...sorry where was I?
-*giggity*

 

[Eldrig]

Create the great Canadian Space program, and proceed to colonize Mars in the name of Maple Syrup everywhere.
.......God bless Canadian Mars.

 

[The Funslinger]

I wouldn't need a 100 billion, but...

Purchase a group of slaves to coordinate all of my bodily movements. "Slave, turn my head. Slave, raise my arm. Slave, make me flip that guy off."

Beyond that? Create a vigilante organization dedicated to throwing brass doorknobs at bigots.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy TONS of anime figures.
And then buy a bigger house for the sole purpose of having them all on display.

 

[Surpheal]

Gather up everyone that I really don't like

Withdraw ALL the money in the form of coins, pennies and/or nickels

Gather them all into one giant room

Drop my coin fortune on them

Pick up anything they might have been carrying

Profit

 

[deathzero021]

build a huge f***ing castle in the middle of a city. it would be so out of place that everyone would see it. there would be a moat and draw bridge and everything. there would also be knights outside guarding the bridge as well as archers on the castle walls.

than i'd live inside of a huge fancy ass building in the castle with red carpets and golden framed paintings with golden handrails on the steps. the floor made of marble and giant pillars in the main hall. i'd have an awesome home-theater, with surround sound and a huge movie-theater style projector all to my self where i play games and watch TV.

i'd probably have an island too just for vacations. i would charge people a ton of money to visit the island when i'm not there at a resort i built to my liking.

 

[Kinguendo]

Build a fleet of space shuttles made of gold, put a single pea inside and fire it directly toward the sun.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Why would you buy a village or island. What would you DO with it. Srsly.

I would buy my own amusement park. Get my goddamn money's worth.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

I don't know why you're all so exicted, I have to spend one-hundred billion pounds on Warhammer to suit my Warhammer needs.

So expensive, but worth it!

 

[Wintermoot]

buy a gold plated custom PC
or go the Scrooge Mc.Duck route

the most sensible thing would be to buy a company and stay rich using profits for plan A/B.
plan C
build a death star and hold the world ransom for 100Billion every day and get way richer in the process

 

[loc978]

Invest it all in alternative asset management companies, effectively removing that $100 billion from the economy.

 

[Woodsey]

I'd spend half of it on Mexican food, and use the other half to wipe my arse with after.