The most frivolous thing you can do with $100 billion
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That was the first thing in this thread that made me laugh. It made me laugh loud enough that my dad got angry at me.Carsus Tyrell said:
OT: Buy all the French Fries I want. Fund STALKER 2. Make myself immortal. Build a movie studio in my backyard. Fuck about for the next 80 years.
Captcha: get over it
Maybe we should...
Buy a private army who wear armor and use weapons similar to those used by the Combine in Half-Life 2, buy a ginormous tower and make it look like the Citadel (once again, from Hafl-Life 2) and start playing loud soundclips of the Overwatch atop the building so that everyone can hear them, grow a Sean Connery beard and invest the last of my money into the development of dark energy weapons.
Yes, my virginity is doing quite nicely, thanks for asking.
Yes, my virginity is doing quite nicely, thanks for asking.
I wouldn't do anything frivolous. In fact, I'd do the most sensible thing that can be expected of a man with $100 billion.
I would construct a massive island, build a ton of super cool stuff on it, and declare myself Emperor of the newly-founded Empire of Vidjagamez.
I would construct a massive island, build a ton of super cool stuff on it, and declare myself Emperor of the newly-founded Empire of Vidjagamez.
This gives me an idea, I shall build an HQ on top of a mountain of gold to rival Blizzards!Worgen said:
Another idea:
Build a zeppelin twice the size of the Hindenburg, with enormous LCD screens on the sides. Suspended below the gondola are ridiculous speakers capable of hundreds of decibels. I'd have biplanes circling the zeppelin the whole time, and try to build some method of them being able to dock on the zeppelin.
I'd fly around the world, slowly over major cities playing foreign porn - German, French, Spanish, Russian, Japanese on a random playlist.
I'd pay whatever the governments charged for permission to do this.
Build a zeppelin twice the size of the Hindenburg, with enormous LCD screens on the sides. Suspended below the gondola are ridiculous speakers capable of hundreds of decibels. I'd have biplanes circling the zeppelin the whole time, and try to build some method of them being able to dock on the zeppelin.
I'd fly around the world, slowly over major cities playing foreign porn - German, French, Spanish, Russian, Japanese on a random playlist.
I'd pay whatever the governments charged for permission to do this.
If I decide to go evil, after buying several hundred million dollars worth of gold, diamonds, silver, other precious stones, and converting some into different currencies I'd dump millions, upon millions in the streets of every major city in the U.S. and destroy the entire economy.
Otherwise I'd host lavish banquets at my mansion, and hire midgets dressed like clowns to stare menacingly at all my guest. I wouldn't even acknowledge the midgets' presence.
Otherwise I'd host lavish banquets at my mansion, and hire midgets dressed like clowns to stare menacingly at all my guest. I wouldn't even acknowledge the midgets' presence.
Hire every assassin in the world to hunt down and kill every other assassin in the world in Highlander-style sword fights.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Buy as many planes as possible that can fly without someone in them, make them all go from different places in the world and converge over the pacific ocean, crashing all of them into each other
Buy $100 billion worth of cotton candy and cover as much of the Earth's landmass as I could with it (multiple times, if applicable)
Captcha: no-brainer (even it agrees with me!)
Captcha: no-brainer (even it agrees with me!)
$100 billion....that's about enough to cover 1/160th of the national debt in the US....also slightly under twice that of Bill Gate's net value ($61 billion.
So.....I guess I could buy some lobbyist action or start up a lame OS?
Naw....I think I'd move to Puerto Rico and retire in a nice, comfy villa with all the luxury comforts flown in, and write that novel I've always wanted to do. Then publish it and fund the movie. Then, start a cult that promotes free love, naked women and polygamy.
So.....I guess I could buy some lobbyist action or start up a lame OS?
Naw....I think I'd move to Puerto Rico and retire in a nice, comfy villa with all the luxury comforts flown in, and write that novel I've always wanted to do. Then publish it and fund the movie. Then, start a cult that promotes free love, naked women and polygamy.