The most frivolous thing you can do with $100 billion

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Cpu46

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Step 1: Buy Machining equipment and CAD software
Step 2: Research and Develop ALL THE THINGS
Step 3: ???
Step 4: World domination and Profit
 

edgecult

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I'de buy all the greatest chefs in the world... and make them cook me hotpockets.. forever..
 

BlazeRaider

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Create an organization that hunts down people who are assholes on the internet. Pointless I know, but it would at least make ME happy to know that there are people out there doing god's work.
 

The Last Parade

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geK0 said:
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Buy 100,000 parking spots in New York City :3
PArking spots in newyork cost $1,000,000??!?!?!? holy shit!
They do to buy them outright
Wait, seriously? I assumed that was a math error >.>
Nope, they're reaching up to one million US dollars in New York city
That has got to be the WORST property investment in the world >....>
It's not about the investment, it's about not letting anyone use the 100,000 spaces I buy and essentially tearing the city apart
 

Gdek

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Just ask the government, they've been perfecting spending trillions of dollars worth of money on frivolous stuff for generations.
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Everyone already made the crack about buying a economically unstable country, so I can't do that.

Sooooooo.......

I will go with building a vault like interior and have it be FABULOUS! Then when you get to the main part of the building, there will a swimming pool like area where I can dive and swim in my money, just because I can.

Like this:

 

righthead

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Run for president.

Unless I was already president, in which case, I figure I can sink it into whatever military conflict I've inherited from my predecessor. Might even last a year like that.
 

SmilingWorlock

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TheKasp said:
Buy all the hookers in my city. All of them. And then take them to lunch / occupy them the whole night (so that they have a paid day off) just to annoy those assholes who come every evening to this city and ask idiots "where fucky fucky?" because they can't speak a word german.
That sounds like Aachen. ;)

OT: I would buy a village, or with that kind of money, maybe a small town. I wouldbuy everything there and around, like shops, gas stations, hospitals, everything. Then I would build a castle somewhere and sit on my golden throne and let everyone come crawl before me, if they want, say, food. Works best on an island. You know what, I'll take cuba. Wait, make that two.

Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Everyone already made the crack about buying a economically unstable country, so I can't do that.

Sooooooo.......

I will go with building a vault like interior and have it be FABULOUS! Then when you get to the main part of the building, there will a swimming pool like area where I can dive and swim in my money, just because I can.

Like this:

Don't forget to build a hospital near by, because diving onto metal headfirst HURTS. ;)
 

Jay Knowles

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conduct a hostile takeover of GamesWorkshop, drop the prices of their stock, and rewrite the back story and codex of the ultra marine to make them the worst army to play with with in every respect. also, bring back space dwarves.
 

Solid Reece

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Buy nuclear and atomic weapons then launch them all to a single target just because. Do we have any bigger fireworks than that? Imagine the light, blocked out by missiles. Maybe the moon.
 

Krion_Vark

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Buy 100 billion dollars worth of toilet paper. Then teepee every major monument in the world.
 

SenseOfTumour

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I'd suggest doing what so many ultra rich people do, just sit on it so I can feel rich, really that's more 'frivolous' that actually spending it and sending the money back into the system. Honestly, if you've got 10 million in the bank, it's probably safe to go wild and enjoy spending some of the rest. If you've got 50 Billion, hell, hire a few thousand people to just wear silly hats and salute you whenever you walk past. We NEED some frivolity from these people so money actually moves, it's like an anorexic who owns a food store locking their doors to everyone else during a famine, just in case they decide they want to eat LOADS later on.

I don't pretend to be an expert, but I do lay a fair bit of the blame for the current financial situation at the feet of the mega rich. Money hasn't disappeared, it's just gone from regular people and governments to the 1%, who, if they actually stopped hoarding it and tried enjoying life, instead of just sitting on it smugly being rich, might actually enable that 'trickle down economics' thing to happen.

In the UK, our national debt is near 1 trillion pounds, yet the 1000 richest people made nearly half that only last year.

Forgive me for being all serious in a fun thread, but it grinds my gears to see everyone having to lose things, for libraries and hospitals to close, just to jam a few more banknotes into rich people's mattresses.
 

Arakasi

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Canadian Island, meet my castle.

That's all I'd really want.

Oh, oh, and my own satelite, for internet.
 

SmilingWorlock

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TheKasp said:
Well, who would've guessed that this is enough for someone to guess the name of my city right. :D
Well, it's also in your Facebook profile ;) But, I live here too, and I have heard the exact same sentence before. How wonderous small the internet is.
 

Sansha

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whiteblood said:
I would build the Mile High Club dirigible from Just Cause 2 and fly it all over the world, dropping lottery tickets for people to get to win a chance to come aboard. It's a flying bar/disco/brothel/airport, what's not to love?!
I love everything about you.
 

Wintermoot

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werewolfsfury said:
henritje said:
buy a gold plated custom PC
or go the Scrooge Mc.Duck route

the most sensible thing would be to buy a company and stay rich using profits for plan A/B.
It only works if you're a duck
or I can keep the room and rub it into people,s face that I,m rich and they aren't
w00t! SHIT TONS OF COINS!
 

Rastien

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I WOULDA HUNT ALL WHALES AND DOLPHINES IN WORLD

FUCK YOU WHALE AND A FUCKA YOU DOLPHINE!