Buy out EA, dissolve the company entirely, and give the Mass Effect license to THQ, and tell them to make a proper ending.
The most frivolous thing you can do with $100 billion
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doesnt count frivilous human torch 
but the disolving parts nice.
me id build a diamond cable internet system worldwide, then when its all done the world gets superspeed net, but then id shoot spam directly into their computer they cant do anything about
that and drop fred phelps and david miscavige into a burning pit of molten lava freshly excavated from "the gates of hell" a open lava pit
or buy mars and paint it green and blue so it looks like earth thatd only be what 100'000 litres of paint then play spin the astronaught and see if they land on earth or "earth"
but the disolving parts nice.me id build a diamond cable internet system worldwide, then when its all done the world gets superspeed net, but then id shoot spam directly into their computer they cant do anything about
that and drop fred phelps and david miscavige into a burning pit of molten lava freshly excavated from "the gates of hell" a open lava pit
or buy mars and paint it green and blue so it looks like earth thatd only be what 100'000 litres of paint then play spin the astronaught and see if they land on earth or "earth"
1. Buy EA and Blizzivision, throw out every employee that has anything to do with marketing/business as soon as their contracts end/as soon as I can. Broker a deal with Games Worskhop and create a suite of GOOD games to do with Warhammer
2. Buy a very large plot of flat land somewhere with a nice temperature, and build a HUGE airfield. Then proceed to aquire a host of awesome vehicles and weapons and explosives and the like, and have my way with them.
3. Build a very large house on a very scenic spot, with a very large amount of desirable qualities (Like a giant wind tunnel and a room of whose roof acts as a shower nozzle, and water features galore, and a room dedicated to the sanctity of about 50 cats)
...My god that would be beyond awesome.
2. Buy a very large plot of flat land somewhere with a nice temperature, and build a HUGE airfield. Then proceed to aquire a host of awesome vehicles and weapons and explosives and the like, and have my way with them.
3. Build a very large house on a very scenic spot, with a very large amount of desirable qualities (Like a giant wind tunnel and a room of whose roof acts as a shower nozzle, and water features galore, and a room dedicated to the sanctity of about 50 cats)
...My god that would be beyond awesome.
Buy the moon and turn it into a spaceship by shoving thousands of rockets into it.
Might need a bit more than $100 billion though...
Or buy lots of right-wing companies and make them run a pro-gay marriage and pro-choice festival.
Or make a working replica of Iron Man's armour... and use it to go to the shops.
Or hire people to move the peak of Mount Everest into my garden.
Because why the fuck not?
Might need a bit more than $100 billion though...
Or buy lots of right-wing companies and make them run a pro-gay marriage and pro-choice festival.
Or make a working replica of Iron Man's armour... and use it to go to the shops.
Or hire people to move the peak of Mount Everest into my garden.
Because why the fuck not?
You fool! The correct answer is to buy all the Canadian dinosaur coins. Then swim naked in themgeK0 said:
1. Buy a small country
2. Turn it into a dictatorship.
3. Start a massive propaganda campaign where I convince everyone that the rest of the world is to be hated.
4. Start another propaganda campaign where I convince everyone that the natural way to attack your enemies is to throw pies at them.
5. Buy 10 pies for every citisen (the country will have a population of about 100 000 people).
6. Open the borders and command everyone to attack.
2. Turn it into a dictatorship.
3. Start a massive propaganda campaign where I convince everyone that the rest of the world is to be hated.
4. Start another propaganda campaign where I convince everyone that the natural way to attack your enemies is to throw pies at them.
5. Buy 10 pies for every citisen (the country will have a population of about 100 000 people).
6. Open the borders and command everyone to attack.
in ode to my personnal mentor and hero, Doctor mobious.
ROBO SCORPIONS! ROBO SCORPIONS EVERYWHERE!
MWUAHAHAHAH!
ROBO SCORPIONS! ROBO SCORPIONS EVERYWHERE!
MWUAHAHAHAH!
Step 1: Buy Sicily.
Step 2: Declare independence from Italy.
Step 3: Set up cocaine plantations.
Step 4: Sell cocaine on an unprecedented level.
Step 5: Profit! (there is no "????" in this plan)
Step 6: Use my stupendous amount of money to do whatever the tits i want
Step 2: Declare independence from Italy.
Step 3: Set up cocaine plantations.
Step 4: Sell cocaine on an unprecedented level.
Step 5: Profit! (there is no "????" in this plan)
Step 6: Use my stupendous amount of money to do whatever the tits i want
I'm pretty sure that was the plot of a Futurama episode.Dorian6 said:
Obviously the only logical thing to do would be to invest in gentic modifications untill I can grow myself a pair of wings.
I would probably buy myself some decent fucking internet. That, and I would buy Battlefield 3 Premium.
I would also buy a huge mansion I saw once, took me 10 minutes to walk past it. I would put a different video game console in every room, starting with the oldest on one side, and as you walk towards the other end, the consoles get newer. Make that half of the house into a museum. Live in the other half. Buy all the games. Ever.
I would also buy a huge mansion I saw once, took me 10 minutes to walk past it. I would put a different video game console in every room, starting with the oldest on one side, and as you walk towards the other end, the consoles get newer. Make that half of the house into a museum. Live in the other half. Buy all the games. Ever.
