The most heinously annoying enemies of all time

[samess1997]

A couple enemies
-Fucking Chanseys. Fuck them. Fleeing Safari Zone assholes.
-On that subject: ALL SAFARI ZONE POKEMON (in FRLG at least)
-Bloodsuckers and controllers in STALKER: SOC, until you learn your lesson and start carrying a 12 gauge EVERYWHERE
-That one guy from Spec Ops: The Line, known to my friends and I as Mannequin Larry. Great moment, but DEAR GOD WHY!

 

[Slenn]

Diablo 2 on Hell Difficulty: Every enemy on the screen. It's like the computer's programmed at that point that for every step you take, the computer generates another enemy. And every 10 steps it's a champion version of that monster or some trash mob that takes a supreme amount of patience to kill.

Also Sister Miriam Godwinson on Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. The religious faction in that game could have been made so much cooler. Yet she's aggressive as an angry bull and despises almost every single faction for one reason or another. She hates Yang for supporting the police state, she hates Lal for supporting democracy, she hates Zacharov for being "unethical", and she hates Santiago for being militaristic.

 

[Slenn]

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes- GRENCHLERS, specifically Dark Grenchlers, because giving the most dangerous and irritating regular enemy in the game MORE HP is always a good idea...

Miniblins in Wind Waker, those little honking imps that swarm you. I hate those things.

And Jockeys fro L4D2. Nuff said.

Grenchlers also pissed me off to no end. Specifically because they whip their horn around like it's 5 feet long. I say that because it seems to damage you yet they hit you when you're well away from the path of them striking! Being underwater before you got the gravity boost just made them worse.

Also those flip flapping Censors combined with Personal Demons in Psychonaughts. They come in so often when I'm trying to figure out crap in Edgar's painter level.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Borderlands 2. EXP Loaders and Psycho Bombers.

Having one of those explode and kill you when it was the last enemy left is just infuriating.

Those things are nothing compared to rabid stalkers. They move fast, they have an attack rate faster than a shredifier, and they hit like a train. Thank god for the badaboom.

While I agree that there are definitely many enemies that are much worse to fight than the suicide enemies, nothing makes me rage harder in this game than being killed by the last suicide enemy and knowing that there is no possibility of getting a second chance.

 

[Cheesus Crust]

I see someone said Malboros and Tonberries which are actually okay to me. There are two main culprits that annoy the f$%^ out of me.

The first are those arrow flinging thingies from DMC 3. JESUS F CHRIST, those guys can dodge. Both Vergil and Dante can enter devill trigger, which grants them a tremendous increase in speed, and have moves that allows them to teleport or dash forward at an incredible speed and they will still outrun you. These little annoying buggers dodge you while sliding BACKWARDS and while SHOOTING AT YOU. The only real strategy to beat them on the most difficult setting is to keep pushing them back to a wall or shooting them from a distance.

The second enemy, which is the one that annoys me the most, are other players. If anyone here has played a game to the point they're way better than the average player (I'm not saying that I'm a pro) you'll get players complaining "YOU'RE A HACKER BLA BLA BLA!!!" or people who are just plain sore losers or douchebag winners. People can be so annoying.

 

[Nouw]

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This, with Halo 4 as well. Except in Halo 4 they don't even look intimidating; they're skinny, plain and lightly-armoured with the most powerful Covenant rifle. I have better times with Hunters than with these fuckers. I'd rather die at the hands of a Grunt. A grunt.

 

[KissmahArceus]

Since most others have been said... I'll go with the damn Spider ninja from Ninja Gaiden (Black or Sigma)... I seriously hated those guys so much...
And the FUCKING Ghost Fish!!!!


And those cyclops crab things were annoying as well..... God I love that game!

The ghost fish can be annoying at first, but once you figure them out, they become free money and health. They're annoying as hell around other enemies though.

Yeah the ghost fish are cake if you know what to do, but in a boss fight? they can go suck a fuck

 

[username sucks]

Im suprised nobody has mentioned the watchers in Halo 4. They come in the middle of a fight, revive everyone you killed, then when you start shooting at them, they hide behind a wall until thier shields recharge. Also, they reflect your grenades even if you threw it in a completely different area from them.

 

[Nomanslander]

Mass Effect 2
If all your weapons are fully loaded, expect to be out of ammo after trying to kill one of this bullet sponges.>>

 

[Latenz1134]

I despise the helicopters in Crysis, I swear their pilots are clairvoyants. They see you EVERY SINGLE TIME! Or I am just really bad at hiding from them.

 

[Ironman126]

this

Teemo die. die plz.

This. Forever this.

Teemo: That's a nicely built Master Yi you have there... It be a shame if I... POISONED YOU TO DEATH!

Me: *whimpers, cries*

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Cliff racers genuinely is a /thread so... Cazadores?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Chryssalids.

Actually, get back in the Skyranger; Brazil can fend for itself.

For those who don't know why there are so many Chryssalids, a Chryssalid has an insta-kill melee attack that turns people into zombies, that turn into more Chryssalids when you kill them. And there are lots of civilians running around during terror missions, just waiting to eat a Chryssalid claw in the face...

 

[Storm Dragon]

From TF2:
-Pyros: I'm creeping around the enemy base, looking for a distracted Medic or Heavy to stab, when one of these bastards spots me. Suddenly my cover is blown, and now I'm on fucking fire!
-Scouts: Backstabbing one of these jerks is pretty much just a matter of luck, and my aim with the revolver is already bad enough as it is. I tend to ignore them, and they in turn usually don't spycheck, but the fights that do happen almost always end in their favor.

From League of Legends:
-Shaco: This son of a ***** is such a pain in the ass. The one you go after is always the clone, that blink/stealth ability lets him escape easily, and his attacks slow you.
-Karthus: Standing near him hurts you, he can slow you to keep you in the pain zone even longer, his ultimate hits everyone on your team that isn't already dead, and not even killing him can stop this bastard.
-Teemo: He's goddamn Teemo.

 

[Slenn]

I nearly forgot about D2 Hell Champions.

I still have bad memories of spawning one that was, I shit you not, immune to poison, lighting, cold, AND fire. While running my Trapassin. >.<

I would believe it. I remember seeing enemies that were immune to physical.

I remember stepping out of the Rouge Encampment for the first time on Hell with my ice and lightning focused Sorceress, and then subsequently being killed from 2 quill shots. And even if the enemies weren't immune to something, killing them without getting yourself killed was pretty much the equivalent of punching a spiked brick wall with your bare hands without touching the spikes.

 

[Randomperson9999999]

The knights from halo 4 Probably because I played on legendary but still, if theres more than 2 its pretty much impossible.

 

[snowpuppy]

Eyeballs in nethack, they freeze you to the spot so a pony can chew you to death without any reaction from you, killed me in one turn many times over.

 

[Auron]

The Aliens in Crysis 1.