The most hilarious way you've attempted to attract a mate.
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I never did it intentionally, but for some reason it works.
Just act like you aren't interested in anyone. I blame Stephanie Meyer for this, but don't make eye contact and look like you are thinking on something and it seems to attract women.
I get asked out alot... for some reason I feel like that is backwards.
Just act like you aren't interested in anyone. I blame Stephanie Meyer for this, but don't make eye contact and look like you are thinking on something and it seems to attract women.
I get asked out alot... for some reason I feel like that is backwards.
I'm pretty much the least smooth guy ever, I purposefully dance like a complete moron (I've been known to bust out the Carlton) and do silly things (I'll do most dares when I'm drunk) rather than try and look cool or whatever. I'm not ugly, but I'm hardly sexy and I don't have that much confidence.
But anyway, the single stupidest thing I've done that I can think of is what I did last week (which is probably why it's the first thing I can think of). The guys from my flat went on a night out with everyone from another flat, and we all end up in the lounge of their flat at the end of the night. People start going off to bed, until there's just me and a girl sat there watching South Park. We'd been getting along great all night, she seemed nice and she's pretty; if I was a more confident guy I would have tried to make a move. She got up to go get a drink or something, and whilst she was gone I had a terrible idea- if you watch How I Met Your Mother there's this move called 'the naked guy', where when they come back, you're stood there starkers and you get laid.
I was really, really drunk, which probably explains where the confidence came from, but it also caused a problem, because when she came back I was passed out, halfway through taking my clothes off on the sofa. She woke me up, and it was basically just a great icebreaker trying to explain myself. We ended up having one of those drunken emotional conversations for hours, about confidence problems and personal stuff, and we've been quite close since. Not sure where it'll go or what to do about it (cue me making another thread in the advice forum soon probably), but it's a funny story at least.
But anyway, the single stupidest thing I've done that I can think of is what I did last week (which is probably why it's the first thing I can think of). The guys from my flat went on a night out with everyone from another flat, and we all end up in the lounge of their flat at the end of the night. People start going off to bed, until there's just me and a girl sat there watching South Park. We'd been getting along great all night, she seemed nice and she's pretty; if I was a more confident guy I would have tried to make a move. She got up to go get a drink or something, and whilst she was gone I had a terrible idea- if you watch How I Met Your Mother there's this move called 'the naked guy', where when they come back, you're stood there starkers and you get laid.
I was really, really drunk, which probably explains where the confidence came from, but it also caused a problem, because when she came back I was passed out, halfway through taking my clothes off on the sofa. She woke me up, and it was basically just a great icebreaker trying to explain myself. We ended up having one of those drunken emotional conversations for hours, about confidence problems and personal stuff, and we've been quite close since. Not sure where it'll go or what to do about it (cue me making another thread in the advice forum soon probably), but it's a funny story at least.
The aloof approach (or lack thereof) has proved very useful for me in the past as well. Its great for initiating a relationship, but not for keeping one, ironically.TheLogicalGamer said:
Also it doesn't hurt that behind the mask is an incredible, chiseled face.
The only party I ever had at my house, I remember clearly the line but nothing that came before or after it: "So, you want to go to my room and have a discussion about things?"
I woke up next to her, so for all I know it was a very deep and life-changing discussion.
I woke up next to her, so for all I know it was a very deep and life-changing discussion.
So thats what Feed Dump guys do with those hats....Erja_Perttu said:
Not sure if its hilarious in comparisons to other posts, but the sillies way i tried to attract a mate was by staring at her whole evening. I kid you not i stared at one girl for over 3 hours. To my shock, she never noticed. Yes im that sky.
Well, I was minding my own business drinking with some friends when, in an odd coincidence, one of said friend's sister called and invited us all to a party. Not being terribly great at parties, after a long period of convincing, we attended the party.
At the part, I did what I always do. That is, clutch my booze tightly, lean on a wall, and pour booze into my face until disinterested strangers seem less terrifying. During this crucial process, a girl walked up to me wearing lingerie and fairy wings (it was a Halloween party) and asked for a drink. I stared at my personal bottle of booze, the only liquor on premises (there was beer of course) and thought very long and hard about sharing. Eventually I did.
As the evening wore on, the party shifted to a different location and finally wound down. The girl and I were driven back to the initial friends house I started the evening at, and were pointed toward the futon. I then proceeded to lay down, on a futon, with a largely naked girl right there who, I think was at least a little interested, and went to sleep. The next day, just before she left, I finally decided to ask her out.
Funny thing is that it never actually occurred to me at the time that she may have been wanting to do anything naughty.
A week later I deployed to Iraq and assumed I'd never see her again. Then seven years later, we were coincidentally in the same city so we met for lunch. Now I'm engaged to her.
At the part, I did what I always do. That is, clutch my booze tightly, lean on a wall, and pour booze into my face until disinterested strangers seem less terrifying. During this crucial process, a girl walked up to me wearing lingerie and fairy wings (it was a Halloween party) and asked for a drink. I stared at my personal bottle of booze, the only liquor on premises (there was beer of course) and thought very long and hard about sharing. Eventually I did.
As the evening wore on, the party shifted to a different location and finally wound down. The girl and I were driven back to the initial friends house I started the evening at, and were pointed toward the futon. I then proceeded to lay down, on a futon, with a largely naked girl right there who, I think was at least a little interested, and went to sleep. The next day, just before she left, I finally decided to ask her out.
Funny thing is that it never actually occurred to me at the time that she may have been wanting to do anything naughty.
A week later I deployed to Iraq and assumed I'd never see her again. Then seven years later, we were coincidentally in the same city so we met for lunch. Now I'm engaged to her.
More like amusing and not actually directly related to my person.
Since I occasionally scribble when bored and some of that stuff is said to be quite ok, I was asked to help out by writing something, however the amusing part is, personal experience in that field equals a negative value.
Though surprisingly it apparently worked as I was asked to write a fallow-up.
But yeah, were I to personally attempt anything of the sort, I would most likely fail miserably.
Since I occasionally scribble when bored and some of that stuff is said to be quite ok, I was asked to help out by writing something, however the amusing part is, personal experience in that field equals a negative value.
Though surprisingly it apparently worked as I was asked to write a fallow-up.
But yeah, were I to personally attempt anything of the sort, I would most likely fail miserably.