In Postal 2...
-Killed Gary Coleman
-Pissed in someone's face to make them throw up, then while they were throwing up I shot him in the face. Vomit continued to poor from his open neck hole
-Beat rednecks to death with a shoven, while dressed up in a gimp suit.
-Stuck the barrel of my shotgun up a cat's ass and used it as a silencer
-When finished with said cat silencer, I launched it off my gun as if it was a rifle-mounted grenade
-Smoked crack to return my health to 125%
-Poored gasoline on, and incenerated a whole group of anti-video game protestors.
-Chopped multiple people up with a machete
-Stole from a church donation box
-Robbed a grocery store, and killed everyone inside, including the residents in the apartment above
-Gunned down a countless number of inocent civilians, police officers, soldiers, and a various different protestor just for the hell of it.
All of it (except the beat redneck to death part) I did willingly and isn't part of the normal story progression.
I think I win
-Killed Gary Coleman
-Pissed in someone's face to make them throw up, then while they were throwing up I shot him in the face. Vomit continued to poor from his open neck hole
-Beat rednecks to death with a shoven, while dressed up in a gimp suit.
-Stuck the barrel of my shotgun up a cat's ass and used it as a silencer
-When finished with said cat silencer, I launched it off my gun as if it was a rifle-mounted grenade
-Smoked crack to return my health to 125%
-Poored gasoline on, and incenerated a whole group of anti-video game protestors.
-Chopped multiple people up with a machete
-Stole from a church donation box
-Robbed a grocery store, and killed everyone inside, including the residents in the apartment above
-Gunned down a countless number of inocent civilians, police officers, soldiers, and a various different protestor just for the hell of it.
All of it (except the beat redneck to death part) I did willingly and isn't part of the normal story progression.
I think I win