The most objectionable lyrics you've ever heard

[Dr. Whiggs]

A magnet?s magnetic field either attracts or repels certain metals, as well as other magnetsmagnetsmagnets. A magnet has two ends that are referred to as poles. One pole is called north and the other one is referred to as south. To attract magnetsmagnetsmagnets to each other, you have to place opposite ends of two magnetsmagnetsmagnets near each other. Placing like ends of two magnetsmagnetsmagnets near each other causes the opposite to occur; the two magnetsmagnetsmagnets repel each other.

Interestingly, the Earth has a natural, magnetic field at is core. If you take a look at a compass, you will notice that one side is marked ?N? and faces toward the Earth?s northern magnetic pole. As such, this part of the compass is referred to as the North-seeking pole. However, the Earth?s north magnetic pole should not be confused with its North Pole. The North Pole is located hundreds of miles away from the north-seeking pole.

Man, fuckin' magnets, man...

 

[reg42]

There was a song in a game called Ethnic Cleansing, which my friend downloaded for lulz, which made me feel dirty while I was watching him play it. The annoying thing is that it's catchy as fuck. I'm hesitant to put down the lyrics though.

 

[LostTimeLady]

I think the most objectionable song lyric that comes to mind is:
My humps by the black eyed peas (or at least the lead singer of said band)
It is frankly one of the most degrading songs to hit mainstream in a while.
Another would be:
Relax by Franky goes to Hollywood. A fantastic song, great beats, but, err, the subject matter leaves a lot to be desired.

 

[Devi Darkside]

B.D.F. by Gwar.

It's literally about fucking a baby while it's still in the womb until it dies and then about using its body as a condom while fucking the mother.

Though it's sang like a death metal song so it's really hard to hear it.

OP: Nice mentioning of The Misfits, I love those guys.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

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Well ok, that's cheating.
Let's go with a classic in stead:
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"Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini Iran
Or spread some fucking disease"

 

[redblinky]

Steel Panther- there first CD is hilariously bad in the lyrics department but actually quite good musicianship.
Community Property is a nice one.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Don't know many but most George Formby songs make me laugh due to all the innuendos and double entrendes used in them. Also Steel Panther make me laugh.

 

[FinalHeart95]

A magnet?s magnetic field either attracts or repels certain metals, as well as other magnetsmagnetsmagnets. A magnet has two ends that are referred to as poles. One pole is called north and the other one is referred to as south. To attract magnetsmagnetsmagnets to each other, you have to place opposite ends of two magnetsmagnetsmagnets near each other. Placing like ends of two magnetsmagnetsmagnets near each other causes the opposite to occur; the two magnetsmagnetsmagnets repel each other.

Interestingly, the Earth has a natural, magnetic field at is core. If you take a look at a compass, you will notice that one side is marked ?N? and faces toward the Earth?s northern magnetic pole. As such, this part of the compass is referred to as the North-seeking pole. However, the Earth?s north magnetic pole should not be confused with its North Pole. The North Pole is located hundreds of miles away from the north-seeking pole.

Pfft, scientists don't know what they're talking about...

 

[Danny Ocean]

Man, fuckin' magnets, man...

Don't trust them, their eyes are too close together!

 

[punkrocker27]

'Anatomy of a School Shooting' by Ill Bill springs to mind

 

[shadyh8er]

Oh that's easy, Cult by Slayer.

The chorus goes "religion is hate, religion is fear, religion is war, religion is rape, religion's obscene, religion's a whore."

 

[Chris^^]

you're obviously lucky enough to never have heard of Brothel: http://www.myspace.com/brothel or Vaginal Jesus: http://www.lyricstime.com/vaginal-jesus-lyrics.html

listen to 'When You're Asleep' and 'Fetch the Rope' respectively. Be appalled.

 

[ChocoFace]

Down With The Sickness by Disturbed would be an obvious one.

As well as that, anything by Anal ****.

Is there really a band named Anal **** or are you just messing with us?
googling would, i fear, result in 100% porn.

 

[Chloe Berg]

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU

Or if you prefer JoCo's crooner version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w

 

[General Ken8]

Probably one of these:

Spoiler: Just the in-your-face factor

Spoiler: The lyrics are pretty bad, and the visuals. . .

Spoiler: The idea of the song

 

[LightspeedJack]

"Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I want to take a ride on your disco stick..."

 

[Deofuta]

Down With The Sickness by Disturbed would be an obvious one.

As well as that, anything by Anal ****.

Is there really a band named Anal **** or are you just messing with us?
googling would, i fear, result in 100% porn.

Indeed there sia band named anal ****, my friend listened to them.

 

[Seamus8]

Any of toby keith's stuff makes me sick.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Any black rap song with the words "no homo" in it (I say black rap because I've never heard a white rapper say it before)