the most one sided fight you had in a game

[BanthaFodder]

probably Mysterio in Spiderman 2...

"I'll give you anything you want, just PLEASE don't hit me again!!!"- an adequate response to being uppercutted into the cieling of a 7-11

 

[Odbarc]

Double Dragon of some sort. Abobo decided to chase player 1 so player 2 could beat the crap out of the back of his head until he fainted.

 

[skwart]

Rome total war
Army of peasants vs. Army of Dogs
That was awesome

 

[captaincabbage]

well, the most one-sided in my favor was easily the first fight with Malak in KotOR 1 where

Spoiler

despite beating Malak like a red-headed, paraplegic stepchild, Bastilla somehow finds it necessary to sacrifice herself so you can "escape" from Malak

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as for most one-sided fight in the opponent's favor, excluding "supposed to lose" fights, the one you mentioned is probably the best example i can think of.

wow, that is instantly my favorite way to describe pathestic things.

OT: I'll go with any antagonist from GTA. It's always the chasethat is hard. Once you get them cornered they go down like a cheap hooker.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Dragon Age against the Archdemon, have only got the game fairly recently and can't beat this son of a *****. Admitadely I'm not that high a level, somethnig like 17/18 I think and could have gotten some more grinding done beforehand and maybe the squad I had chosen were not the most adept to take on this boss. But I didn't have much trouble in any of the other battles in this quest leading up to this and it just feels like a monumentous difficulty spike. It doesn't help that when you take half of his health he summons literally about 100 or so Darkspawn, seriously a dick move, then again I always hate it when they make you fight minions in a boss fight.

 

[Togs]

Every match of league of legends I've ever played

 

[baddude1337]

In my personal experience, I thought some of the fights in Prototype got a bit ridiculous.

Also, meeting a Cazador very early on in New Vegas is a fight you will never win. Unless your Chuck Norris.

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

Hmmm if you have Oblivion modded, you can get some pretty interesting scraps. One such scrap recently went like this:

- My level twelve character faces a necromancer.
- Necromancer summons a skeleton. The poor, poor creature.
- I absent-mindedly release said skeleton from its torment with a single offhand sweep of my mighty silver battleaxe.

Unfortunately TES: Oblivion never perfected the texture mapping for the face of a necromancer going "Oh f--k..."

 

[Evilsanta]

Hmmm...I can only think of the secret boss in Bayonetta. The fucker can take over half of your hp with less then 3 hits. And because the difficulty is set on Infinte climax mode dodgeing does not give you witch time. Damn, I really hated that boss...

 

[Spacewolf]

Dragon Age against the Archdemon, have only got the game fairly recently and can't beat this son of a *****. Admitadely I'm not that high a level, somethnig like 17/18 I think and could have gotten some more grinding done beforehand and maybe the squad I had chosen were not the most adept to take on this boss. But I didn't have much trouble in any of the other battles in this quest leading up to this and it just feels like a monumentous difficulty spike. It doesn't help that when you take half of his health he summons literally about 100 or so Darkspawn, seriously a dick move, then again I always hate it when they make you fight minions in a boss fight.

just stay out of the mian fight and use the ballistas the worst fight in that game i thought was the broodmother or the gang boss in ozimar so i thought the end boss was really easy

 

[sockdrama]

Medieval 2 total war: as many peasant soldiers I could put on the field against the best of the best, noble pikemen. They were on a bridge, so only so many peasants could attack them. How many nobles were there? Take a guess.

 

[RabbidKuriboh]

SW the force unleashed:

starkiller vs ANYTHINNG IN THE GAME!

 

[xchurchx]

My most one sided fight was all the way back on Socom FTB2
my team one the game 8-0 and no one on our side died
ohh Socom how i miss your epicness

 

[The SettingSun]

When I tried facing sephiroth in KH2 for the first time. I was finished within the first 20 seconds if that.

 

[Vakz]

Spoiler

despite beating Malak like a red-headed, paraplegic stepchild, Bastilla somehow finds it necessary to sacrifice herself so you can "escape" from Malak

.

THIS! It annoys me to hell every time I play through that game.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Dragon Age against the Archdemon, have only got the game fairly recently and can't beat this son of a *****. Admitadely I'm not that high a level, somethnig like 17/18 I think and could have gotten some more grinding done beforehand and maybe the squad I had chosen were not the most adept to take on this boss. But I didn't have much trouble in any of the other battles in this quest leading up to this and it just feels like a monumentous difficulty spike. It doesn't help that when you take half of his health he summons literally about 100 or so Darkspawn, seriously a dick move, then again I always hate it when they make you fight minions in a boss fight.

just stay out of the mian fight and use the ballistas the worst fight in that game i thought was the broodmother or the gang boss in ozimar so i thought the end boss was really easy

Yeah, the ballistas do seem to do the most damage at the moment my strategy more or less involved using cone of the cold every 12 seconds just so my other guys could get some hits in. I think this one is particularly frustrating because I got him down to a fraction of health left then got killed by an archer out of nowhere, one of those 'I really want to throw my controller out the fucknig window' moments but I think I'll get there. As for the Orzammar section I think it depends what order/level you do the quests and sure the broodmother was a tricky fight but the rest of the section was harder because I had worn out most of my potions/poultices by that stage, that easily has to be the longest quest line in the game if not the hardest.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Probably every fighting game end game boss. Azazel from Tekken 6, Seth from Street Fighter 4 and the big man himself in Marvel vs Capcom 3. I know I'm not that great but those guys are just engineered to kick your arse.

(Azazel for instance can block attacks without even moving. It's literatly hit or miss if an attack of yours even gets through or not.)

 

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