The most pathetic weapon in gaming history

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Nevyrmoore

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The pop-gun in Martian Gothic Unification.

Jesus Christ, I'm suffering enough just playing this! At least give me something I can actually defend myself with!

The Rockerfly said:
snow wolf said:
The Rockerfly said:
Poke in worms.
Beat that
Wasn't it called prod XD
Yes but I stopped caring about this repeat thread a lonnnnngg time ago
Technically, the Prod can either be good or bad depending on how you use it. Enemy on the side of a cliff and you don't want to waste ammo? Use the prod! Also works next to mines!
 

HellbirdIV

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The magnum pistol from Halo 2.

It's strange because the Magnum in Halo:CE was a monstrous Desert Eagle expy that could knock a stubborn alien zombie on his arse in a single shot and had a sense of power to it that made you worry your arm might pop out of its socket every time you fired. In the sequel it was turned into the sci-fi equivalent of a BB gun that was more useful for pistolwhipping than actually shooting.
 

Eternal_24

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The alien pistol piece of shite in Halo. I just ended up picking it up because it let you punch people as your melee attack lol.
 

mklnjbh

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I think that the .32 revolver is fairly competent. I love wild bills sidearm and rarely use non-unique weapons. That said, the pool cue is horrible.
 
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Well, logically it would be Michael Jackson's dancing from Moonwalker, but seeing as in the game it works, I'd go with Wolverine's claws from the NES game by LJN. You lose health for using them. That's pretty bad.
 

NBSRDan

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The King Salmon in Dead Rising. Deals no damage. Only non-damage effect is a minor push. Magically disintegrates after one hit.
 

Chrissyluky

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classyplatypus said:
What's the most pathetic weapon in gaming

Mario Kart- Green shell because it was so hard to aim, I congratulate any one who can hit another racer with that
i hit people with that all the time :O. on topic though id say the magnum in call of duty waw(even though i hate that game) it was just so inaccurate you couldnt hit the broadside of a barn.
 

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WinterSoldier said:
The weapon you get from Topman in Mega Man 3.
Acutally, Topman's power is the best weapon to use against Shadowman. You can take him down under 5 seconds with it.
 

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couldn't figure out how to post a picture directly in post, if anyone would be able to help me much appreciated

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if that works, if not dead rising you could pick up giant stuffed teddy bears and beat zombies slowly to death with it
 

graybandit

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The 'tactical attachment' in Crysis. I'll be damned if ANYONE ever used it...I tried once the other day, just for giggles, and it does nothing...
 

kawligia

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The Glock and USP in Counter-Strike: Source. I used to want to skullfuck whoever was responsible for those things.
 

Danman1

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Stick. from Fable.
A stick. A fucking stick. You can't even drop it it's like they took a stick and rammed it into your palm eventualy I just used that because I was pretty much Hulk mixed with Storm from X-men and it was hullarious using what now looked like a toothpick in my hand to smash Gaurds like they were softballs.