The most persistent troll ever seen.

[BlindTom]

Manly Tears

Ran into him in a Fistful of Frags server, blatantly speed hacking.

what are you talking about what's going on the room has inverted corners help what

 

[Wolfram23]

Actually, he does claim that we will stop if the server admins denounce atheism and unban all of his 17 serial keys...

He imagines himself as some sort of crusader christian, denouncing atheism and "killing unbelievers"...

What? Are you serious?? I'll bet a good portion of people he kills are in some way religious.

Regardless of that, I always find "Holy Wars" to be so absolutely moronic. It's like "I believe in God/Jesus and all his teachings of love and forgiveness, but if you don't believe in him, I'll kill you." Talk about stabbing yourself in the foot. If you believe in heaven and hell, that's a good way to get into the latter.

 

[KaiRai]

An old co-worker got permabanned from Warcraft 3 for getting drunk and loudly questioning an 8 year old's sexuality and claiming that he was his true father. He bought a second copy of it (but got the battle chest this time around). But 17 copies? Isn't /b/ enough for him?

Just a little off topic, but that is legendary.

OT: Wow. 17 copies. I can't believe someone would spend over £400 on a game! I was sorely tempted to pay less than that for my car. Kind of makes you wonder what happened to natural selection...

 

[John Stalvern]

Self destructive trolls are bad trolls. Anyone that's worth a damn at it can do it without wasting excessive time or resources on it.
It doesn't matter how many people you make rage when ultimately, you lose.

 

[ohgodalex]

I hope he's getting his 400 pounds worth of entertainment.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Actually, he does claim that we will stop if the server admins denounce atheism and unban all of his 17 serial keys...

He imagines himself as some sort of crusader christian, denouncing atheism and "killing unbelievers"...

I already hate this guy. Seriously, this was all it took for me to go from judging him as an "annoying douchebag" to "should not exist".

 

[Paddin]

If you recognize any of these tripfags (and anon), you know what I mean

>implying I would publicly recognise any of those goddamn trolls.

The biggest troll in video game history has to be Renegade Commander Shepard. He goes out of his way to be a complete dick to anyone he meets, not resting until he has trolled the entire galaxy.

 

[MasterChief892039]

That's the glory of disposable income OP. That and stupidity.

 

[Zing]

People are assholes and always will be assholes You cant fix stupid.

Sure you can...with a gun.

 

[zombiejoe]

People are assholes and always will be assholes You cant fix stupid.

NO! We can rebuild them, we have the technology!

lol jk

 

[tsb247]

Any Escapist who's been around for a while will know this name: _oo__oo_.

I actually think he returned recently for another brief run. He really is pretty pathetic.

I spotted him from a mile away.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.226226-Fluent-proves-Halo-fans-are-not-intelligent

You would think he would have caught on by now? He's EXTREMELY predictable!

 

[Sougo]

That fairy-tale troll that lived under a bridge and asked anyone crossing the bridge to pay a toll.

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

When applying for jobs, can you put Trolling as a hobbie/past time?

 

[Humble85]

When applying for jobs, can you put Trolling as a hobbie/past time?

I bet you can when applying for a job with the government...

 

[Space Spoons]

That's beyond pathetic. The guy's got to have some serious mental and social disabilities to be that persistent in his quest to be annoying.

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

Thats the coolest guy ever lol.

 

[omega 616]

*cough* Key-gen *cough cough*

Seriously, I don't think that anyone is stupid enough to buy the same game 17 times. There's no doubt in my mind that he's getting the game for free.

Never EVER underestimate human stupidity. As soon as you find a level of stupidity where you're sure no one could ever be that stupid, you'll find someone who is either that stupid or 10+x as stupid.

This is 100% true.

I work with a 19 year old who is crazy ... I don't mean he does crazy stuff, he honestly walks round making weird noises and dancing.

After talking about who's car is faster a 3 door or 5 door due to weight, he was asked which is heavier? 50 pounds of feathers or 50 pounds of lead, as quick as a flash he said (and I quote)"feathers are lighter so they will make the car go faster ... No wait, lead will give the car more traction 'cos it's pressing it down into the floor more".

The rest of the office was in tears with laughter, while he stood there bemused.

After minutes of explaining he still doesn't get it.

On topic. I smell BS, nobody can really spend 400 bucks on the same game.

Even if he believed he was killing in the name of god, why doesn't he kill the other team in the name of god? Too hard to I guess.

 

[Mr. Google]

People are assholes and always will be assholes You cant fix stupid.

NO! We can rebuild them, we have the technology!

lol jk

Hahahah there isnt enough technology in the world to make people not assholes if there was what would you call the contraption?

 

[HT_Black]

The most persistent troll ever was Willy on Wheels, man. That fucker screwed with over a thousand wikipedia articles, AND THEN he changed their frikkin' homepage image! It don't get any better than that, ya'know? Your M&B mo-fo got nothing on that. just ignore him.