The most pointless weapon.

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Emphraim

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manaman said:
As for the ones who keep saying "Nuke!" What is your delivery system? You realize a first gen nuke weighs in around 2000 lbs, and is likely only going to yield 50 kilo tons, most likely less. Fat man and Little boy both yielded under 50 kilotons combined (35 or so total). Don't think they get smaller as they get more advanced. Tsar Bomba weighed 27 tons (54,000 lbs). The backpack nuke is a myth.
Doesn't necessarily need to be a large conventional nuke. Even using this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29] would make you seem like a god to medieval people.

As for most pointless weapon, I would say any firearm since you wouldn't be able to get more ammo or repair it.
 

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manaman said:
As for the ones who keep saying "Nuke!" What is your delivery system? You realize a first gen nuke weighs in around 2000 lbs, and is likely only going to yield 50 kilo tons, most likely less. Fat man and Little boy both yielded under 50 kilotons combined (35 or so total). Don't think they get smaller as they get more advanced. Tsar Bomba weighed 27 tons (54,000 lbs). The backpack nuke is a myth.
what no snukes?
 

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the prick stick (noob tube) in the recent cod games. it is so vastly overpowered, because its an instakill, has a large radius, and can be shot from the other side of the map. i once won a match shooting nothing but noobtubes, even suiciding with them accidently about 15 times. that proves how overpowered they are.
 

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EMP based weapon. Do I need to explain why?

MajoraPersona said:
The most useless weapon to bring back to medieval Europe would probably be LOGIC.
True story. /thread
 

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Actually the most useless weapon to bring back would be the anal probe from Destroy All Humans. Why? Those guys already have something or other jammed up their arse, so the probe would be kind of pointless.
 

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Required reading for this thread: http://www.cracked.com/article_16983_11-most-retarded-fictional-weapons.html
 

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AvsJoe said:
Required reading for this thread: http://www.cracked.com/article_16983_11-most-retarded-fictional-weapons.html
agreed. the gunblade would´ve been great if it:

1. locked on to people you were trying to cut up (the technology in the FF games should easily suffice to make something like that).
2. the gun was protected from blood and giblets in some way
3. it had a proper handle.
 

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The rail gun currently in development by the navy, American ofcourse.

Reason?

It takes shitloads of electricity to operate.
 

arc101

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the nuclear bomb in red alert 2, in number 1 it is so very effective,destroys anything and everything, in number 2, people can survive its blast
 

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Sonic screwdriver. Because... Well, it doesn't work on wood.
have you seen what a screwdriver does to someones face?
if only the doctor wasnt such a pacifist...
 

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rembrandtqeinstein said:
The Klobb from Goldeneye, you would run out of ammo before you killed anything, and you couldn't hit anything more than a yard away.
Beat me to it. Knew this would appear in this thread immediately after I read the title.
 

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MajoraPersona said:
The most useless weapon to bring back to medieval Europe would probably be LOGIC.
I agree, Logic would completely useless there. Even if you tried to draw out logic based on ancient philosophy and science you would be considered mad, or a threat to the authoreties. Either way it's not a preferable situation.
 

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<spoiler=Absolutely no point on this one, wouldn't want to be in it's way thoguh> Guitar Hero 5

More seriously, the Needler and Plasma Rifle in the Halo Series. You'd be considered a God, but you're knackerd when it needs charging. Some religious nutter would proclaim you the Devil as well.
 

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a tazer would be uselessas
a) run out and no electricity for long time
b) hard to kill with it

the best thing to take back would be a crate of peter griffins thinking grenades (simply for hilarity just tossing them out the castle window)
 

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First post by robert632:
"a knife simply cos they have swords and axes and the like, which kick alot more ass then a simple knife."

My reply
"I throw knives as a hobby, and have proven to friends and other interested persons just how effective they can be when used right...though granted I would prefer something more substantial."

robert632's reply
"not to sound like i'm being a douche, but when i said a knife, i meant 1 knife, not a dozen."




One knife is sufficient. Most people do not realize that you dont have to kill with every blow to be effective in combat, and this is precisely why the seemingly petty shiruken is used. You may be extremely unlikely to instantly kill your foe with a thrown knife or similar small, sharp object, but it is a wonderful distraction. VERY few people, especially the untrained, can maintain focus when you bury a small piece of metal in thier body, reguarless of how fatal or insubstantial the wound generally is. A thrown object can buy you more than sufficent distraction to agress on an opponent who has lost all focus on you. In the aforementioned shiruken analogy, shinobi (or ninja as they are more commonly referred to as of late) would use a thrown shiruken, and the ensuing pain, to buy precious moments to either draw and use thier own weapon on the vulnerable opponent or to take thier opponent's weapon and use against them. A hammer isnt the only way to drive in a nail.

PS: In practice, I have never gotten off a second shot with a thrown knife in similated combat...one was usually enough or I didnt have time to line up a second. Throwing a dozen would take too long anyhow =p

PPS: Armies around the world still issue knives...there must be something too them.