Sergei, a hard drinking, overweight Russian agent and Pasha, his crusty WWII-veteran mentor, invade Michigan, USA to rescue an extremely ugly female spy/love interest who was captured after discovering secret US plans to invade Russia with shitty pop culture and undercut Russian businesses with Walmart's Always Low Prices.
The gameplay will be in the style of Call of Duty with some minor stylistic differences. For example, during action sequences, rock and metal tracks will be replaced with Russian turbofolk. Enemies will be American National Guardsmen. When they have not spotted our heroes, they discuss how fucked up they got last weekend, what pussy they are going to smash on leave, and debate who is the better rapper, Jay-Z or Eminem. When enemies spot our heroes and engage in them in combat, they will yell out culturally insensitive ethnic slurs. Whenever they dispatch an enemy, Sergei and Pasha will exchange witty one-liners that make no sense to American gamers.
Multiplayer killstreaks include packs of rabid Siberian reindeer, vodka care packages and the ability to summon a war bear that wanders the battlefield killing enemies with miniguns attached to its paws.
The gameplay will be in the style of Call of Duty with some minor stylistic differences. For example, during action sequences, rock and metal tracks will be replaced with Russian turbofolk. Enemies will be American National Guardsmen. When they have not spotted our heroes, they discuss how fucked up they got last weekend, what pussy they are going to smash on leave, and debate who is the better rapper, Jay-Z or Eminem. When enemies spot our heroes and engage in them in combat, they will yell out culturally insensitive ethnic slurs. Whenever they dispatch an enemy, Sergei and Pasha will exchange witty one-liners that make no sense to American gamers.
Multiplayer killstreaks include packs of rabid Siberian reindeer, vodka care packages and the ability to summon a war bear that wanders the battlefield killing enemies with miniguns attached to its paws.