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Brawndo

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Sergei, a hard drinking, overweight Russian agent and Pasha, his crusty WWII-veteran mentor, invade Michigan, USA to rescue an extremely ugly female spy/love interest who was captured after discovering secret US plans to invade Russia with shitty pop culture and undercut Russian businesses with Walmart's Always Low Prices.

The gameplay will be in the style of Call of Duty with some minor stylistic differences. For example, during action sequences, rock and metal tracks will be replaced with Russian turbofolk. Enemies will be American National Guardsmen. When they have not spotted our heroes, they discuss how fucked up they got last weekend, what pussy they are going to smash on leave, and debate who is the better rapper, Jay-Z or Eminem. When enemies spot our heroes and engage in them in combat, they will yell out culturally insensitive ethnic slurs. Whenever they dispatch an enemy, Sergei and Pasha will exchange witty one-liners that make no sense to American gamers.

Multiplayer killstreaks include packs of rabid Siberian reindeer, vodka care packages and the ability to summon a war bear that wanders the battlefield killing enemies with miniguns attached to its paws.
 

BENZOOKA

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stinkychops said:
benzooka said:
A game where you don't respond to a dull random thread.
I'm sure this took a lot of effort to think of between googling celebrity gossip and doing personality tests.

Definition of random:
lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance; "a random choice"; "bombs fell at random"; "random movements"

What you're asking is, by definition, impossible.

I beg of you not to re-purpose this fairly unique and valuable word.
Haha. Wow...

How can you get so worked up about something like that?

Oh, never mind. Let's leave that as rhetorical. I see you're already already assuming random stuff about me. That's not very mature to say the least.

Take a few deep breaths and stop being so condescending.
 

Ekit

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A game that randomly generates code. So most of the time the game will be a buggy, unplayable mess.
 

Sharalon

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This is actually a really sweet idea... You would steal it if you knew it all, but I can say that it involves zombie like creatures and an abortion clinic :O
 

BENZOOKA

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stinkychops said:
benzooka said:
stinkychops said:
benzooka said:
A game where you don't respond to a dull random thread.
I'm sure this took a lot of effort to think of between googling celebrity gossip and doing personality tests.

Definition of random:
lacking any definite plan or order or purpose; governed by or depending on chance; "a random choice"; "bombs fell at random"; "random movements"

What you're asking is, by definition, impossible.

I beg of you not to re-purpose this fairly unique and valuable word.
Haha. Wow...

How can you get so worked up about something like that?

Oh, never mind. Let's leave that as rhetorical. I see you're already already assuming random stuff about me. That's not very mature to say the least.

Take a few deep breaths and stop being so condescending.
You completely misunderstand. I was agreeing with you and suggesting that the OP was the gossip googling....

I thought this was fairly clear. I was poking fun at his use of the word random. I guess I'll have to ask you to:
Take a few deep breaths and stop being so condescending.
Oh. Right. I obviously thought you were pointing that to me, because of the quote and not mentioning the thread nor OP. I was just very surprised of such coming out of the blue, in the way I originally thought, so my response was far from composed.

So it was quite unclear, but no harm done.