The most random thing youve said?

[Socius]

In game or real life, whats the most random thing youve ever said in a conversation or just shouted out.

for me, this is hard to remember, half of the things I say are completly random.
but I guess this one time I played Tf2, I backstabbed a sniper and shouted out on mic: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!, did almost the same thing the day after in the lunch brake at school.

EDIT: now that isn't very random is it? oh well I have said a lot more random shait than things that makes sense over the years so I'll let this one go!

I think some of the most random things I have said where on Omegle, I once started a conversation with; hows the garlic growin'? for some reason

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"Oh Yea? Well You're a metaphor!"

I wasn't thinking at all that day.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

for me, this is hard to remember, half of the things I say are completly random.
but I guess this one time I played Tf2, I backstabbed a sniper and shouted out on mic: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!, did almost the same thing the day after in the lunch brake at school.

The most random thing you ever said was an incredibly well known and overused Monty Python quote?! Facepalm.

At least it wasn't the bleeding Knights of Ni.

 

[Socius]

for me, this is hard to remember, half of the things I say are completly random.
but I guess this one time I played Tf2, I backstabbed a sniper and shouted out on mic: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!, did almost the same thing the day after in the lunch brake at school.

The most random thing you ever said was an incredibly well known and overused Monty Python quote?! Facepalm.

not the most random thing I have said at all! just the most recent one I could remember, I have said a lot of stupid things in my life, If it wasn't for Bush I'd be in guiniss world records.

 

[Dsdude]

Generally the sort of analogies you would hear from Zero Punctuation. I vaguely remember trying to describe a game about something or other involving pigeons and the size of Alaska... 0_o Do I win?

 

[Ryuk2]

Stop fliperiflapering and give me that potato.

 

[AngloDoom]

One time, while sleeping over one of my friend's house, I sat up dead-straight, half-asleep pointed at the light-bulb which was currently off, and shouted to the host;
"LEWIS! THE LIGHT'S BROKEN!"
"No...I turned it off."
"Okay then..."

And then I fell back to bed immediately, and I don't ever remember saying it. However, there was another person over at the time who confirmed my nightmare brain-fart.

 

[Coldman42]

There was one situation where i was very surprised and blurted out,

"Well fuck my coconut!"

That one got a few odd stairs and one big laugh. I just shrugged.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Skarin
[...] The crap that's on the television these days; I'd rather stab my eye with a fork while gently cupping IdialistCommi's testicles than watch the garbage that's aired

And that's from today!.

 

[Socius]

Skarin
[...] The crap that's on the television these days; I'd rather stab my eye with a fork while gently cupping IdialistCommi's testicles than watch the garbage that's aired

And that's from today!.

you got somthing against commies?

 

[Casual Shinji]

Nothing's random, it's all part of a greater plan, dontcha understand?

 

[Nick Bounty]

Skarin
[...] The crap that's on the television these days; I'd rather stab my eye with a fork while gently cupping IdialistCommi's testicles than watch the garbage that's aired

And that's from today!.

I've heard a lot of weird stuff but that takes the cake!. Does IdialistCommi know of your intentions for his testicles mayhaps?.

As for me, I don't really blurt out random things but I do have a habit of saying "bless me" when I sneeze. I guess it counts?.

 

[zen5887]

Why is there a blue cat in the pink box?

Cold rice? COLD RICE?? I'll turn you into cold rice!

 

[Zersy]

"I'm so shit"

I was in a complicated state......

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Skarin
[...] The crap that's on the television these days; I'd rather stab my eye with a fork while gently cupping IdialistCommi's testicles than watch the garbage that's aired

And that's from today!.

you got somthing against commies?

Nah!. When I was replying in the thread the user known as IdialistCommi had posted before me, so it was a statement merely by proxy.

 

[GeekFury]

"I have a magic scrotum!"

Words can't describe why I said that.

 

[LongAndShort]

"Well I'll be a Russian Pigeon!"
Not the most random, but its the one I remember.