The most random thing youve said?

[Acidwell]

I had a 10 minute conversation giving all the reasons why badgers dress up as people.

 

[Supernatural Girl]

1. It's not weird... It's yoghurt

2. That's my life. Fairy lights and Vimto hallucinations.

 

[Nocturnal558]

About half of what comes out my mouth.

"Oh Yea? Well You're a metaphor!"

I wasn't thinking at all that day.

Hahah, classic You're a towel! [http://watchxonline.com/media/1735-south-park-1005-a-million-little-fibers.php]

 

[Eat Uranium]

"Wendy House"

 

[Ckeesy]

"Make Love, Not Gloves."

Not sure why I said it, but in the context of the situation (hanging out in a friends basement with several other people) it was pretty random/hilarious.

 

[nart_21086]

"Country Jeff?.. Sounds like mashed potatoes!"

 

[HoodedPunhist]

"I was frozen today!" yelled at my mate while his driving a car and I'm sitting on the back seat. Gotta love Douglas Walker.

 

[Communist partisan]

"fish stick wanker" don't ask me...

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Skarin
[...] The crap that's on the television these days; I'd rather stab my eye with a fork while gently cupping IdialistCommi's testicles than watch the garbage that's aired

And that's from today!.

I've heard a lot of weird stuff but that takes the cake!. Does IdialistCommi know of your intentions for his testicles mayhaps?.

He'll never know what hit him!

:O

"Make Love, Not Gloves."

Not sure why I said it, but in the context of the situation (hanging out in a friends basement with several other people) it was pretty random/hilarious.

You do need love gloves when making love though, otherwise you make babies. Unless, that's your intention?.

 

[0p3rati0n]

-*in an imitation of Girs voice* WAFFLES!!!!

-(this was in game but I didn't have a mic on) OH LOOK AT THAT I'M JUST SO PRO HAXOR! (all I was doing was running in circles XD)

 

[-Datura-]

My friend Alex walked into my bedroom while I was sleeping off some vodka. He reports that I sprang to attention (without opening my eyes, mind you) and declared:

Alex! GIRLS!

Not sixteen percent...

Not sixty percent...

But a HUNDRED percent... GIRLS!"

... and then I dropped to continue sleeping.

 

[FastFoot92]

You guys wanna buy a sock?

That is actually a great conversation starter

 

[The Warden]

"CHICKEN WANG!"
Don't know why I shouted this in the middle of Language Arts class, but I did, and people laughed.
And I got sent out of the room.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Well flick my nipples and call me beatrice the asexual Unicorn.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

"No, you're a toaster!" on Xbox live one time.

 

[Lenny Magic]

• 
  My brain has weird wiring...
  
  Nothing makes sense outside my head.
  
  Problem with people is they have to look out for lampposts.
  
  But maybe I need to look at it from...
  
  The Cat is in debt so it can pay off the dog house. (I don't even have a cat or a dog ,':| )
  
  If it has, then why?