The most retarded plot ever.

[Z(ombie)fan]

first: look up "Zombie Smashers X2"

good. I like this game. I am about halfway through and here is the oh so fucktarded plot line:

you are a "zombie smasher", obviously. you go to a town and end up having to save some 16 year old chick from the zombies. then you go to the grave yard and discover the zombies are working for "baldies". you think he means skinheads, and cross the junkyard. metalheads try to kill you. you unleash zombies upon them and and kill their leader for, no shit, HE CANT COME UP WITH A CATCH PHRASE. moving on, I would like to mention a SIDEGUEST:

go to the beach, and you encounter mummies. SEA CAPTAIN ACKBAR tells you to kill them. if you win, he gives you MAGIC.

moving on.

the skinheads say its its the NAZIS who are the baldies, but before they help you have to fight pirates. if you wish, you can kill them with a dead dolphin lying around

you then steal their computer and in a STUNNING plot twist the internet proves to be a TIME MACHINE. you go to the modern day nazi place, and kick their jew hating ass. hans grimmel say the zombies were for an order filled out by the vampires, so you use the time machine function to go to past to get the key for a door with vamps behind it from the earlier hans grimmel.

because this boss takes a page from indiana jones, I can't beat him.
he just pulls out a gun and shoots you. blargh.

also, according to a review, there is supposedly a mission involving going to the moon. WHAT.

there. just wanted to tell you of the most well written plot in the history gaming.

 

[Durxom]

So....is this suppose to you just telling us that, or us discussing games that have really bad plots or stories?

And if so, I'm going to be choosing The Force Unleashed, and only because I'm such an avid Star Wars fan.

 

[Blueruler182]

Twilight.

 

[Logic 0]

The twisted metal series plot, the games are fun but the story makes no sense.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja

"President Ronnie has been kidnapped by the ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie?"

/thread

"Some Bad dudes are coming to take back the President.
Are you a Dragon enough Ninja to stop them?"

Great, now im gonna be making up lines like that all night....

 

[NJ]

Bandwagon races aside; Modern Warfare 2. More plotholes than a brick of Swiss cheese.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Halo 3. /thread

 

[Logic 0]

The twisted metal series plot, the games are fun but the story makes no sense.

It is fictional, though. Technically if someone like Calypso did exist, people probably would compete.

Yeah, that is true the scary part is whoever wins could probably destroy the world my misphraseing their wish.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

So....is this suppose to you just telling us that, or us discussing games that have really bad plots or stories?

And if so, I'm going to be choosing The Force Unleashed, and only because I'm such an avid Star Wars fan.

Meh...I'll raised you one: Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi

 

[Dr. wonderful]

The twisted metal series plot, the games are fun but the story makes no sense.

It is fictional, though. Technically if someone like Calypso did exist, people probably would compete.

Yeah, that is true the scary part is whoever wins could probably destroy the world my misphraseing their wish.

And that would be bad...very bad.

"I want the love of the world!"

Soon wars break out over which country gets to keep him/her.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

Avatar.

America is bad. The end.


PUT IT IN HER PONYTAIL BRO!

 

[Mirrored Jigsaw]

I think it would make the most sense to pick a game that was actually trying (not Katamari or Guitar Hero,) so I'm gonna have to say Metal Gear Solid.

 

[RJ Dalton]

It's so bad that I have to say they're going for parody. Nobody could do a plot like that and take it seriously, except maybe Tim Burton, but that guy doesn't count as a real person.

 

[Logic 0]

The twisted metal series plot, the games are fun but the story makes no sense.

It is fictional, though. Technically if someone like Calypso did exist, people probably would compete.

Yeah, that is true the scary part is whoever wins could probably destroy the world my misphraseing their wish.

Yeah, since Calypso is good at twisting things around. Although it made no sense, each characters endings made it a lot of fun regardless. xD

Your right the endings make playing the game even more fun.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

The twisted metal series plot, the games are fun but the story makes no sense.

It is fictional, though. Technically if someone like Calypso did exist, people probably would compete.

Yeah, that is true the scary part is whoever wins could probably destroy the world my misphraseing their wish.

And that would be bad...very bad.

"I want the love of the world!"

Soon wars break out over which country gets to keep him/her.

*falls over laughing*

 

[Mesca]

Metal. Wolf. Chaos.

The president fights the evil vice-president's coup in a robot combat suit (read: fucking mecha). The first level involves you exploding out of the Oval Office and fighting Vice-President forces on the White House lawn.

REALLY.