The most retarded plot ever.

[Vrex360]

Mario.

When you actually say it out loud:
"A fat italian plumber is off to go rescue a princess from a gigantic turtle lizard monster and to do so he must battle an army of angry toadstools and eat mushrooms to power himself up, which he gains from jumping on boxes with little question marks on them. Oh and later on down the line he rides a fruit eating dinosaur... and then he goes into space."

The games are fun and while the story isn't really all that important... just hearing it out loud sounds like you are describing an LSD trip.

 

[DustyDrB]

Can I throw Simple Jack into the mix for this title?

 

[Shru1kan]

HALF LIFE 2 [/flamebait]

Joking aside, I do agree on the Twisted Metal part.

 

[ultrachicken]

Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2
I loved the games, but the story made no goddamn sense.

 

[mrm5561]

as much as it kills me to say this mgs4 was so horribly made. it said so much but explained so little. plus snake was half the badass he was in the other games

 

[iseeyouthere]

Resistance: Fall of Man. The story is just terrible. It looks like dude copied and pasted parts from several alien games and made this.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

Mario.

When you actually say it out loud:
"A fat italian plumber is off to go rescue a princess from a gigantic turtle lizard monster and to do so he must battle an army of angry toadstools and eat mushrooms to power himself up, which he gains from jumping on boxes with little question marks on them. Oh and later on down the line he rides a fruit eating dinosaur... and then he goes into space."

The games are fun and while the story isn't really all that important... just hearing it out loud sounds like you are describing an LSD trip.

The sad part is thats probably what the makers were on when they first started making the games.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

A stupid movie plot is... Pirates of the Carribean.

I mean, honestly?

Retards.

 

[Kouen]

P.N.0.3.

Nuff said I Still dont get that game and its over the top whiteness

 

[Kimarous]

Honestly I think pokemon has a pretty terrible plot. You are a child, go capture some gods and have free reign of the world. Child endangerment? What's that?

That's... not quite how it goes.

The actual plot is more or less a challenge to "be the very best... like no-one ever was." Along the path of completing the trials and getting the proper paperwork to get the title match, as it were, you more or less end up fighting the Mafia and/or evil cults from destroying the world. Whether or not the player then proceeds to enslave the same gods the evil cults were trying to manipulate is totally up to the player.

 

[ReckzB]

Bandwagon races aside; Modern Warfare 2. More plotholes than a brick of Swiss cheese.

I didn't know cheese could have plotholes. I kid, I kid.
On that note; I've never played a Call of Duty game. Ever.

But with that out of the way; Bayonetta, perhaps? I don't know if that game actually had a plot, all I remember is 'those glowy things are bad, kill them with awesome'. Though I'll have to agree with Vrex360's description of Mario as well.

There was another video-game I was going to mention but the damn thing has slipped my mind. I bet as soon as I click 'Post' it'll come to me.

I was also going to rip on Twilight but I'll relent. The series speaks for itself...

 

[ReckzB]

Double post? How did this happen? Sincerest apologetic sentiments of apology. Sentimentally.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Can I throw Simple Jack into the mix for this title?

Dude. You never go full retard.

I nominate The all-time classic. Battlefield Earth. Zombie Smashers X2 is starting to sound deep and meaningful, isn't it?

 

[iLikeHippos]

Halo 3. /thread

That basically sums it up, OP.

 

[GammaZord]

The last/current gen Ninja Gaiden games easily have THE most retarded plots I've ever come across--which is totally fine. I don't really need a logical reason to slice through thousands of demon-ninjas and dragons and shit.

BUT, for something that takes itself seriously (or at least I think it does) I have to say Battlefield Earth. Just awful.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja

"President Ronnie has been kidnapped by the ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie?"

/thread

"Some Bad dudes are coming to take back the President.
Are you a Dragon enough Ninja to stop them?"

Great, now im gonna be making up lines like that all night....

Some Giga Guys are coming to post on the boards.
Are you a Freaky enough Wanderer to quote him?

Some Bad Posts are coming to Quote on the Boards.
Are you a Ninja enough Mod to stop them?

 

[xdgt]

Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja

"President Ronnie has been kidnapped by the ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie?"

/thread

"Some Bad dudes are coming to take back the President.
Are you a Dragon enough Ninja to stop them?"

Great, now im gonna be making up lines like that all night....

Some Giga Guys are coming to post on the boards.
Are you a Freaky enough Wanderer to quote him?

Some Bad Posts are coming to Quote on the Boards.
Are you a Ninja enough Mod to stop them?

Some Mods are coming to stop the Ninjas.
Are you Postal enough to board them?

 

[Urgh76]

Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2
I loved the games, but the story made no goddamn sense.

This.... just this.

I had a sorta hard time following FF VII but eventually it made sense