erm, maybe team fortress, or at least the backstory that is slowly being pieced together, I mean, why did the two buissinesses that run all the governments of the world collectively build their head bases mearly meters away?
The most retarded plot ever.
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Nice one (you ARE trolling, yes?)Ultratwinkie said:
As for my nomination...the plotline of any Unreal Tournament game. Stop sticking unnecessary stories in there Epic, and just let me get my frag on.
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Bionic Commando (NES)
the Nazi,s resurect Hitler and want to take over some kind of island while the USA sends a one-armed soldier to save a soldier named Super Joe
Bionic Commando (NES)
the Nazi,s resurect Hitler and want to take over some kind of island while the USA sends a one-armed soldier to save a soldier named Super Joe
Sonic 06
Try to think about that without having your brain explode
A blue hedgehog is trying to rescue a human princess from a villain with the word "Egg" in his name during some kind of ceremony of fire when he is attacked by a gay white guy from the future that has the power to fling boxes who has been malipulated by a guy that kind of looks an emo hedgehog who was in the past in with the gay guy to seal one half of a fire god that the princess's father was experimenting on in a cross thingy who would reconigze his form and use in later while the other half was to be put into a little girl who would release the beast if she after cried (did I mention her father was murdered?) after (or before) being roped into this whole mess by the egg guy while the guy that looks like the emo hedgehog gets out after the emo hedgehog breaks the cross kills the blue hedgehog infront of the girl, who cries because she loved the blue hedgehog (Ewww...) which screws up the world so everybody has to find 7 jewels so they can bring the hedgehog with a combination of the jewels and the magic of love from the princess (she is kissing an animal AND a corpse? Uhhh... dear god...) who with the helps of the emo and gay hedgehog defeats the giant monster at three time periods (I think... it was not made very clear) which allows the princess and the blue hedgehog to go back in time to blow out a candle that erases history so everything that just happened didn't happen.
Try to think about that without having your brain explode
Was that the book/film by L Ron Hubbard? Because I read a plot summary a while ago, and it was pretty awful.GammaZord said:
I think Modern Warfare 2 gets a mention here.
With all these Battlefield Earth references getting tossed around i thought i'd post this:
Its a compilation of all the best (Worst?) moments from the film, for anyone who feels out of the loop. And yes, that is John Travolta.
Its a compilation of all the best (Worst?) moments from the film, for anyone who feels out of the loop. And yes, that is John Travolta.
No question:
Final Fantasy 7: Dirge of Cerberus
There's "cheaply done bad story". And then there's... this.
This is not your normal cash-in game. No. This game had a full special effects budget and voicing done by a AAA game company.
The game has something like 5 hours of cutscenes in it.
Between the cutscene density and idiocy of the story, I can say that Hideo Kojima has NOTHING on Dirge. The game has just as many pointless cutscenes as MGS4.
The plot, the characters, the pacing...it's all beyond batshit bonkers and it ends with the AVATAR OF GOTH in one of the most unintentionally funny climaxes I've ever seen in a game. That's to say nothing of the gameplay, which is hilariously inept and contradicting.
Cutscene Vincent can jump 10 stories into the air on a whim and snipe an attack copter with one bullet.
In-Game Vincent has trouble navigating objects laying around that a 5 year old could jump over or circumvent. Not even Devil May Cry pulled this level of bullshit.
For the uninitiated...
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Dirge%20of%20Cerberus/index.html
There. Now you don't have to endure the agony I did in actually playing it.
Word of caution: BRING ALCOHOL. Lots of it.
It's a great game to riff on though.
Final Fantasy 7: Dirge of Cerberus
There's "cheaply done bad story". And then there's... this.
This is not your normal cash-in game. No. This game had a full special effects budget and voicing done by a AAA game company.
The game has something like 5 hours of cutscenes in it.
Between the cutscene density and idiocy of the story, I can say that Hideo Kojima has NOTHING on Dirge. The game has just as many pointless cutscenes as MGS4.
The plot, the characters, the pacing...it's all beyond batshit bonkers and it ends with the AVATAR OF GOTH in one of the most unintentionally funny climaxes I've ever seen in a game. That's to say nothing of the gameplay, which is hilariously inept and contradicting.
Cutscene Vincent can jump 10 stories into the air on a whim and snipe an attack copter with one bullet.
In-Game Vincent has trouble navigating objects laying around that a 5 year old could jump over or circumvent. Not even Devil May Cry pulled this level of bullshit.
For the uninitiated...
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Dirge%20of%20Cerberus/index.html
There. Now you don't have to endure the agony I did in actually playing it.
Word of caution: BRING ALCOHOL. Lots of it.
It's a great game to riff on though.
50 cent blood on the sand or whatever it was called he destroys a whole country for a gem encrusted skull
"So like guys, since I haven't used GF's I always remembered y'all from my childhood we all were in the same place in an entirely different deserted continent. But since y'all use GF's you didn't remember. But I did but I decided to not tell you all this, not really sure why."
"OMG NO WAYYY!!!"
"Bullshit.... oh wai- it's all coming back to me now"
"BTW the woman that took care of us.. she's the evil ***** that's been trying to kill us"
"Noooo!!!"
"But wait!"
"There's more?"
"Your boss, that lives in a different continent from the witch, is her HUSBAND, and she created your mercenary school!"
"OMG NO WAYYY!!!"
"Bullshit.... oh wai- it's all coming back to me now"
"BTW the woman that took care of us.. she's the evil ***** that's been trying to kill us"
"Noooo!!!"
"But wait!"
"There's more?"
"Your boss, that lives in a different continent from the witch, is her HUSBAND, and she created your mercenary school!"
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic on the "avid fan" bit, but I always though TFU's plot was really good.Durxom said:
OT: I haven't played the Bionic Commando remake, but I know about what the arm is. Or should I say, WHO the arm is.
How. Fucking. Stupid.
The new Nick Fury: Agent of Nothing series.
Hydra was controlling Shield all the time? What the ****?