The most retarded plot ever.

[Thunderhorse31]

Twilight.

This. I had someone explain to me the plot of the last book, and it is by far one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.

Why would you put yourself through that? Someone get this man a medal!

I appreciate the offer, but it my defense, it was for the lulz. She had just seen "New Moon" and saw an article on the difficulties in translating the last book into a movie, and decided to find out why. Apparently it involves a very bloody pregnancy and werewolf pedophilia, among other things. Again, most retarded thing I've ever heard.

 

[Blueruler182]

Twilight.

This. I had someone explain to me the plot of the last book, and it is by far one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.

Why would you put yourself through that? Someone get this man a medal!

I appreciate the offer, but it my defense, it was for the lulz. She had just seen "New Moon" and saw an article on the difficulties in translating the last book into a movie, and decided to find out why. Apparently it involves a very bloody pregnancy and werewolf pedophilia, among other things. Again, most retarded thing I've ever heard.

That actually brings up a fair point and major plot hole to both this and Inu Yasha. Has nobody been paying attention to the "immortal" part of all this? The men are over one hundred years old and doing teenagers. Going back to real-world analogies for their retarded actions, what would you call an old man hanging around a high school on his free time for no other reason that to hang out in the high school, going out with an underaged girl, and encouraging her emo behavior and blind devotion to him? I call him Steve, but a more general term. Take a swing at it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Can I throw Simple Jack into the mix for this title?

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Yes!

I would also throw this into the mix:

Spoiler: Another laugh

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

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OT: Timesplitters 2. Explain to me why we're playing random characters who are after the time crystals again? I forgot or it was never mentioned. Probably the latter.

 

[Atmos Duality]

None of those was half as stupid as Dirge of Cerberus.

Twilight? Softcore porn for women.
Mass Effect? It's far too generic to count.

Sonic? That's pretty insane, and probably the closest runner up I've seen.

Still, it didn't involve the world's biggest emo turning into the GOTH LORD to take on a shirtless not-dead dude who is being possessed by a crazy professor he downloaded from the internet. Said professor's goal is to take control of the entire world by tricking it into thinking the apocalypse has begun by murdering...oh fucklesticks, I can't take this anymore.

Oh, and the end boss is alluded to having a near-incestuous relationship with his brother; his brother being a man who regularly wears a straight jacket; complete with a jock strap on his face.

Did I mention that the protagonist's love interest has the body of a 9 year old when he is nearly 60? And it just so happens to be possessed by the fragmented mind of his previous love interest from 30 years ago?

There's no way to summarize what happens in that game other than "Indescribably stupid/pointless shit happens. It involves Final Fantasy 7. The End.".

 

[dbungus2000]

Ashton Kutcher's Killers movie. "Lets just say I work for the blah blah blah and they gave me a license to blah" "I can't believe I married a secret agent!" They really made this movie again? REALLY!?

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

Can I throw Simple Jack into the mix for this title?

I wish we had a horse. Man, I looooooooove horses.

HORSES IZ MEANT FOR RIDING NOT EATING.

OT: Game with lame plot = Gears of War 2

 

[TRR]

Lost Odyssey
This game was so bad, I only got about halfway through before I said "Fuck this game". The biggest contributer in my opinion was the disgustiongly terribly story. There wasn't really a plot, it was just a bunch of people stabbing each other in the back, laced with a bunch of overly cliched tragic moments that are so poorly written and so forced in that they lack any potency to evoke empathy. The heroes of the story were simply more naive than anyone else, and were almost completely unrelatable.

 

[Vrex360]

Halo series:Hey you over there in the space armor go shoot me some aliens would ya.
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have you read the books? seriosly I am kinda sick of people saying this, when you say Halo Series, you mean everything part of it, not just the games. Play and read the books before saying that.

Fine then let me rephrase that. The Halo Games story is complete crap.

I disagree, while I respect your opinion I found the story in Halo to at least reach the level of decent sci fi action material. My personal favourites being the parts where you take control of the aliens and see it from their perspective and in general I just found myself enjoying it, sure it's not the most original but for a linear action heavy FPS it's still above the status quo.

Still, that's just my opinion and you are entitled to yours, I just thought I would throw in my two cents.