The most ridiculous weapon you could create

[DuskServent]

Yes! Anything you want, whether it be a gun that shoots guns that shoot jaguars, a giant robot made of suits of armor, dogs that when they bark they shoot bees or even a +3 psp ?
Think of any weapon you could come up with to fight off a legion of everything.

For me, I like katanas, and chainsaws are good...so why not a chainsaw made of katanas, bet you all never thought of that huh!
No not a katana blade that is a chainsaw or a chainsword, but a chainsaw that has katanas for teeth, yeah.

So people of escapist, what can you guys come up with to take on a legion of everything.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

This sounds like a lot of fun! OK then, I'll take for my armor...

My force-field or, over-shield will be made up entirely of Gravy. The lukewarm, slightly congealed kind. That shall cover my armor which will be...

The combined carapaces of hundreds of lobsters and, crabs. It will have been dipped in adamantium and, studded with Sapphires so as to have lots of bling.

My weapon of choice will be a duel-bladed bastard sword. The mid-point of the sword will have a little button or switch or something which, when pushed, will fire on of the bastard swords at hyper-velocity. This will also engage a small, yet powerful, battery concealed in the hilt of the true bastard sword. The battery will electrify the blade of my sword. Another button of the hilt of the sword (or maybe a trigger) will engage TESLA MODE in which the sword itself is capable of arcing lightning.

BUT OH NO!
THE EVIL ENCHANTRESS RITA REPULSA HAS USED HER ARCANE POWERS TO MAKE HER FLOATING VEAL MONSTER GROW 500 FT!

Not to fear though because it's time to bust out my secret weapon! When I drink from a magical container of Ooze (found in a sewer and said to have hit some kid in the face) I grow to the exact size of the giant monster I'm fighting. I also begin glowing and take on the form of an ape. My fur is vibrant purple, my eyes blue, my rage and bulk is enough to topple cities and once my foes are weak enough I rip those fuckers in half like a phone book and devour their innards, showering Angel Grove in a pool of blood and organs. This restores my stamina and overall health.

 

[irani_che]

a gun,
that shoots Trains,
whole, full size Steam engines at opponents and run them the fuck over

 

[Sammisaurus]

Ooooh! Okay, I'd want a nice, lightweight pistol. But it's no ordinary pistol! It shoots hot air balloons that automatically seek my enemies and drops bombs of acidic jelly onto them. Why? Jelly is sticky! You can't get that stuff off quickly, especially when you're flailing about because it's burning through your femurs! Oh and the handle of the gun will have a compartment where I can keep snacks

 

[Seishisha]

Lemsip that actualy works, the sheer reality altering magnitude of it would litteraly make heads explode.

 

[The Thinker]

Hmm... I will take, as my chosen weapon, A gun which shoots bullets, which shoot guns, which shoot nuclear bombs. If you fire correctly, you can get a lot of range. If you fire wrong, you die in a nuclear explosion.

 

[exessmirror]

a gun that shoots guns that shoot flaming bullets that explode in a nuclear explosion

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Bruce Lee launcher...

Take cover motherfuka's!

 

[Anarchemitis]

A Lightsaber Gatling gun.

 

[ckam]

Sword-chucks ... that are on fire.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

a suit of armour made of lava-gun-shooting jaguars.

or a massive barbed dragon cock

 

[Hero in a half shell]

A gun concealed in a seeing-eye dog for the blind. You can disguise where you are looking by wearing dark sunglasses, so they won't notice you, and no one suspects the blind man anyway, but if they do you can pass all pat-downs and body searches, then pick up your dog and shoot them with him. Then you can utter some awesome one liners at your dead opponents.
"Oh sorry, I didn't see you there!"
"Please excuse my dog, his magazine fed autocannon is worse than his bite"

Yeah. That's totally politically correct.

 

[zombiestrangler]

A shotgun that fires syringes that make whoever it hits heads explode in a bloody mess of 3-legged honey badgers named Jagger that then attack bemused, sarcastic clowns.

 

[Cogwheel]

a gun,
that shoots Trains,
whole, full size Steam engines at opponents and run them the fuck over

You've been taking lessons from her, haven't you?


As for me, orbital lightning haddock. Fill in the details yourself.

 

[mitchell271]

You know the beam sword in No More Heroes? I'm gonna make one of those some day. Or MJOLNIR armour.

But the craziest weapon I can imagine? A naginata with a lightsaber blade that transforms into a... a... Gundam.

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

I'm going to have to plump for my ever faithful "Weapon Of Heavy Metal".

Six hundred and sixty six barrels, firing ammunition in the shape of a fist throwing the horns, with underslung launchers firing multi-coloured pryotechnics and overslung launchers firing lightning bolts. Huge great f**k off chrome exhausts on the sides, massive inset amps to play war metal on, and a beer dispenser on the back.

 

[irani_che]

a gun,
that shoots Trains,
whole, full size Steam engines at opponents and run them the fuck over

You've been taking lessons from her, haven't you?


As for me, orbital lightning haddock. Fill in the details yourself.

Never seen that before, not quite what i was thinking but, I like.

Also, you know the leichenfaust gun in Wolfenstein, also known as the Super OP wipe out everyone with one blast and mount it on my belt buckle

That way I destroy hundreds of ppl with a Pelvic Thrust

 

[Henkie36]

Does it really take that much fantasy (or memory) to create a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning? That could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire?

 

[standokan]

Jetpack of death... no?

Maybe a sniper rifle which fires swords.

 

[Radeonx]

A gun that fires sharks that have chainsaws for teeth with the chainsaw's blade's being tigers with laser eyes.