The most ridiculous weapon you could create
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A gun that has harnessed the power of chuck norris, bruce lee, gogeta, and who ever else is incredibe strong....and it wont destroy the world....
A shoulder-mounted cannon shaped like a dolphin, whenever you fire it it shouts 'IS THAT STEVE?!' Its ammunition? Croissants, why not.
How about a gun that fires 500 cm hollow metal spikes that are filled with time traveling acid that go's back in time and melts the parents of what ever the spike just hit you know for the lulz
A gun that fires Ambassador Udina, by the time he's finished, there would be so much red tape there would be no point in fighting.
A normal looking pistol that fires a normal bullet. Except when the bullet hits anything, HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS! THE ENTIRE QUARTER OF THE WORLD JUST FUCKING EXPLODED!
Yep....planet cracking bullets. Now imagine a gangsta gunfight (I.E. just blindly firing Tech 9s). The universe would be destroyed in a matter of seconds.
Yep....planet cracking bullets. Now imagine a gangsta gunfight (I.E. just blindly firing Tech 9s). The universe would be destroyed in a matter of seconds.
okay so basically, take a tank. but the tank it two-stories tall and 75 meters across.
mounted on top is a giant fighter jet that acts as the cabin to the whole monstrosity.
It has two cannons that fire rocket propelled robot sharks with chainsaw teeth. then there are anti air guns mounted on the back that fire nukes at enemy planes cause... well, fuck em.
also there are 50 cal. machine guns mounted under the tank aimed specifically so they target the crotches of anyone standing ahead of it. Oh and the outside has giant surround-sound speakers that blast dubstep.
24/7.
mounted on top is a giant fighter jet that acts as the cabin to the whole monstrosity.
It has two cannons that fire rocket propelled robot sharks with chainsaw teeth. then there are anti air guns mounted on the back that fire nukes at enemy planes cause... well, fuck em.
also there are 50 cal. machine guns mounted under the tank aimed specifically so they target the crotches of anyone standing ahead of it. Oh and the outside has giant surround-sound speakers that blast dubstep.
24/7.
Do you realise how BIG that would have to be just so the blades wouldn't cut into the dirt?!?!?!DuskServent said:
Anyway, since Rocket-Propelled Chainsaws have been thought of, I'm kinda out of ideas...
I like the idea of something that shoots shurikens and lightning with tits and is on fire though...
A Pistol. But it doesn't just shoot bullets. It shoots water too. I call it "The Water Pistol Pistol".
With it you can go up to someone and pretend to shoot them but actually they'll just get a bit wet.
Then you can shoot them and wash away all the blood. Neat and Tidy.
With it you can go up to someone and pretend to shoot them but actually they'll just get a bit wet.
Then you can shoot them and wash away all the blood. Neat and Tidy.
A whip that turns whatever it hits into french toast. It's made of billions of billions of boobs made of fire. The more geeky trivia you can come up with, the more effective the whip is. It is said that some have turned whole planets into toast with this weapon.
