The most ridiculous weapon you could create
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A keychain-sized device capable of teleporting any chosen thing to your specified destination.
Take a moment to think about how incredibly amazing this is: someone you really want to see writhe in pain? Teleport a Japanese giant hornet directly into his or her eye socket! In a pinch? Send your intended victim straight into the centre of the sun! Bored on a sunday afternoon and want some laughs? Summon a lifesize model of a horse to a point exactly 100 feet above someone who annoys you! Or just simply late for work? Uh oh, must have missed the alarm, I'll just use my device to teleport myself straight to the office this morning. Oh crud, the boss is on your case! Well now he's in the middle of the Gobi Desert! With no clothes on!
Take a moment to think about how incredibly amazing this is: someone you really want to see writhe in pain? Teleport a Japanese giant hornet directly into his or her eye socket! In a pinch? Send your intended victim straight into the centre of the sun! Bored on a sunday afternoon and want some laughs? Summon a lifesize model of a horse to a point exactly 100 feet above someone who annoys you! Or just simply late for work? Uh oh, must have missed the alarm, I'll just use my device to teleport myself straight to the office this morning. Oh crud, the boss is on your case! Well now he's in the middle of the Gobi Desert! With no clothes on!
A infinite ammo, constantly firing minigun snail. It would hit everything but very slowly.
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A samurai duck cannon that only works when fed fine bred and wine covered in fluoride.
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A buzz saw that shoots steam rollers that shoot buzz saws that shoot steam rollers. A tidle wave of steam roller buzz saws would quickly follow.
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A tank that will only fire when aimed at men named Lesley on the 2nd of February
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An intercontinental missile made of uncooked waffle batter that is filled with letters from Mr T to the highest political power in Norway.
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A killer robot that will only attack if given commands in a language that no one has ever heard of, even it's creator.
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Armour protects against ballistic missile impacts from men named Frederick and nothing else.
I could do this all day.
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A samurai duck cannon that only works when fed fine bred and wine covered in fluoride.
or
A buzz saw that shoots steam rollers that shoot buzz saws that shoot steam rollers. A tidle wave of steam roller buzz saws would quickly follow.
or
A tank that will only fire when aimed at men named Lesley on the 2nd of February
or
An intercontinental missile made of uncooked waffle batter that is filled with letters from Mr T to the highest political power in Norway.
or
A killer robot that will only attack if given commands in a language that no one has ever heard of, even it's creator.
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Armour protects against ballistic missile impacts from men named Frederick and nothing else.
I could do this all day.
I would create an Anything Gun. It can fire anything, but until you actually pull the trigger, you have no idea what's going to come out. A hypervelocity slug, or a cloud of fragrant Chanel N°5? A hugely destructive beam of energy, or the Old Spice guy riding a horse (backwards of course).
Or The Armoire of Invincibility. A large cupboard that makes you invincible ... so long as you stay inside it.
Or The Armoire of Invincibility. A large cupboard that makes you invincible ... so long as you stay inside it.
Loved the references, especially the TMNT/Daredevil one.Shoggoth2588 said:
A machine gun that fires machine guns that fire machine guns that fire machine guns that fire machine guns that fire machine guns that fire machine guns that fire machine guns that fire machine guns that fire chainsaws.
Hundreds of thousands of tiny, ant-sized chainsaws, all flying in your direction!
Hundreds of thousands of tiny, ant-sized chainsaws, all flying in your direction!
A gun that fires Bahamut Zero from FFVII, which then proceed to bombard the target from orbit. Bear in mind I can fire more than one of them at once at a single target.
A book that has a hidden trigger in the spine that makes it shoot hornets and lava.
Unfortunately, the hornets are dead, due to being stored with the lava. And the lava's kinda solidified, due to being kept cool enough to not burn the book. So it's a book full of hornet studded rock.
Still good for throwing!
Unfortunately, the hornets are dead, due to being stored with the lava. And the lava's kinda solidified, due to being kept cool enough to not burn the book. So it's a book full of hornet studded rock.
Still good for throwing!
Tired of politicians dodging your thrown shoes? Well then my friends you are in luck. Now there's the predator remote controlled shoe drone!DuskServent said:
a controlled black hole cannon that caused any organinc life form to collapse in on it self in a giant bloody goo puddle and then also cause that person to relive the experience a number equal to their age and everytime it happens the process gets slower
All you guys have guns that are way to complex....
My gun would make whatever the shooter's point of view was it would make the shot understand that point of view... That way, I could shoot someone I wanted to kill with it, and while they are fully grasping the consept of whatever I was thinking at the time, I'll just pull out a pistol and kill them.
My gun would make whatever the shooter's point of view was it would make the shot understand that point of view... That way, I could shoot someone I wanted to kill with it, and while they are fully grasping the consept of whatever I was thinking at the time, I'll just pull out a pistol and kill them.
