The most useless advice ever given to you.

[Godavari]

Any time people insist that is the greatest ever, after I've told them that I don't like it.
They can't decide my opinions.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I will quote this XBL Halo 3 experience "Don't melee with the bomb, It's a recipe for disaster".

I scored a double kill and a plant after that of course it was by crunching my enemy with the bomb.

 

[Aesir23]

When I was being bullied like hell in middle school, I heard this from my mother and my social worker.

"They really like you."

BullSHIT!

Had that problem in grade school too 'cept my parents told me to kick his ass. Unfortunately, by the time they gave me this advice I was past the "just beat him up" stage and into the "stab him in the eyes with my pencils and then pick up a chair and beat him to death" stage. Luckily, the school eventually stepped in and got the kid to quit it. Lucky punk.

Edit: Pointless advice #2. "Don't get hit by a car" oh well gee thanks I had planned to run head first into oncoming traffic if you had not told me that THANK YOU!

I would have loved to stab a few of the jerks in the eyes with pencils. Splintery ones too.

EDIT:// They should give similar advice to people who drive their kids to school "Watch where you're driving in a school parking lot." I was almost hit a bunch of times because idiots wouldn't look when they were reversing. Of course it doesn't help when they have minivans and I'm 5'0 tall. >_<

 

[XII Raven]

Your either swat, or your not

 

[mikemart]

"no matter how loud you scream at the screen the other players cant hear you"

 

[Haydyn]

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself."

 

[vonwenck]

"i tryed drugs when i was about your age, its ok if you try them just dont continue"

words of wisdom from my dad

 

[Instant K4rma]

You were killed by a grenade. Watch for the grenade warning indicator.

 

[megapenguinx]

"Reading is useless, go play outside". That was said to me by some random kid in elementary school when I was reading science books inside during recess.
Same kid never made it out of elementary school, so I guess I showed him.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'Girls like a kind, sensitive guy' (bear in mind I was 15)

'watch out for the grenade indicator'

 

[AWC Viper]

"don't eat the yellow snow" advice from my dad on my first trip to NZ

 

[patronscorn_v1legacy]

From my brother when I lost a race with half a sec.
Then he said "Remember that half a sec is almost a sec!"

 

[Lukeydoodly]

Get out more.

Yeah case it's as simple as that.

 

[Zefar]

"Remember to quicksave a lot."


Ugh

Another is.

"Get a life"
Thank you but I already have one.

 

[Kushin]

'The Best Before Date Is Just An Approximation'

I fucking HATE the guy who told me that... I hate myself even more for believing it and eating expired chicken.

On the pause menu 'Press Start To Pause The Game'. Fucking DUH!

And finally, from my friend 'Go on man, it's only about 2 Girls on a quest for a legendary cup'

Need I say much more?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"It's always in the last place you look."

Well no duh, of course it's in the last place I look, because once I find it, I generally STOP LOOKING.

 

[Spacelord]

"dont take anyones advice"

*Head explodes*