The most useless power in existence is your greatest weapon

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effilctar

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You are a hero. You don't have superhuman strength, in fact you don't have strength whatsoever, a kitten could do you over. You don't have the power of flight, lazer vision, metal claws, you don't even have slightly long fingernails with the power to scratch.

Your only weapon is your one superpower, in theory the most useless superpower in the world, but miraculously you have turned this, bloody hell it's just shy of a burden on your life and you've turned it into a foolproof weapon against evil. You never fail to save the world and get the girl.

So what is your useless superpower and how do you use it to save the world.

Rules:
1)No production or transmutation powers e.g. producing all the ice cream you want or changing the air about the evil guy into an anvil
2)The power must be seemingly completely useless. If it appears to have a use, such as the power of persuasion, it's a no-go.
 

D-Ballz

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The power to butter toast almost perfectly every time.

I can explain this one easily enough.

Toast always lands on the buttered side, right? So, if we could somehow make a strong platform of toast with the butter on the inside, then it will never touch the ground. With the gravity defying power of my toast-mobile, i fight evil and save the day.
 

Anarchemitis

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The ability to tell time with my mustache ensures timezones are maintained when we recover from the zombie apocalypse.

Supersonic knitting prevents wool surplus going to waste.
 

havass

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Anarchemitis said:
havass said:
The power to turn invisible in complete darkness!
I got a pic of you wrestling a bear at night.

Sorry it has a lot of jpeg compression.
Nice. Now to print it out and show it off to my friends who didn't believe me when I said I was busy wrestling with a bear the other night.
 

atwin32

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I can punch myself with the power of one million meteorites (projectile bones)
 

Vesuvius Hetlan

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The inability to die. Not immortality or invincibility. You can still be hurt and injured, you just don't die.