The most zombie-apocolypse proof city/country you know.

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Tsaba

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believer258 said:
I did read further down and like it says, 40k bodies, last time I checked there are how many people in the world?
Under 7 billion? It may be unlikely but 40K zombies clawing and climbing on top of themselves is just a drop in the bucket. Also, his math is a little off, he see's the bodies like a pyramid, he doesn't see it like an anthill, either way, like I said a drop in the bucket.

As nice as an island paradise would be, too many diseases to compete with, poisonous plants and animals, not to mention the problem of fresh water which can be the most difficult part of island life. All in all, no zombies, no problem would probably be your motto there.
 

Luthir Fontaine

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Depends....if thier the kinda of zombies looking for brains ill head south. In a place like SC the poor zombie is goin to starve to death :)

If its the normal "I just want to eat flesh" zombie. Im heading to big rock candy mountain to spend my final days...
 

Whodat

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Just blow out the stairs in your house, becuase everyone knows that zombies can't climb :3 Also, if you don't shoot them then they can't get to you, so when they all leave you go out and get supplies, come back, eat, repeat. Simple yet safe and effective, not to mention comfertable.
 

Treaos Serrare

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Australia, unless it STARTS there, then they are F'D!

ShadeHedgehog1 said:
I guess Florida or anywhere else on the east coast, I hear Winters there are Brutal,

But living on a Mountain wouldn't exactly be half bad either,

And as for where you are... a forest in Northern California?
You mean Northern Eastern coast states i hope because fuckall happens i nthe south during the winter season, though theses idiots down here act like it's the apocalypse cometh when 2" of snow comes down, God help theses poor bastards if it ever snows down here like it snows in upstate new york near lake ontario, Houses literally Buried in snow i shit you not
 

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Well, Houston, Texas would be pretty safe in the sense that the heat and moisture makes things rot pretty quickly. So zombies, with already decaying flesh, would rot to bone pretty quickly here.

But aside from Houston, I'd say Madagascar because they would close their port.
 

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Where is the best place in the world that you know of to surivive a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE?

Im here right now.

Its a misty forest thats lake, island, lake, land, lake, forest, making it hard for the zombies to traverse. Theres islands everywhere. If you dont know where youre going, you could get lost in the forest forever.....
I just caught a fish today (big deal for a computer addict!) and theres 3 types of berries growing outside. Theres edible mushrooms, and reindeer literally block the road so i have to wait for them to pass. Could walk out a hit them with a rock for dinner.

If all the neighbors in a ten mile radius turned to zombies and tried to kill me......id have to kill 4 neighbors.

Every male is required to have military training when they turn 18 (grrr, how anti-american!....sort of?). Everybody owns a gun and a knife, and its home to the greatest sniper to have ever existed on earth.
Besides all that, its actually one of the most technically advanced countries in the world, though not sure if thats an advantage in a zombie apocolypse....
And just like the gorillas from the Simpsons, the zombies will literally freeze in place if they dont find shelter during the wintertime. Everything freezes. They say during the war when they were sneaking up behind the invaders and slitting their throats, the bodies would spray blood and freeze in place.....So the zombies would have to obey physics too i suppose.
One of the largest countries in the world tried to invade them.....and they were the only one to ever defend themselves from invasion. Despite the low population...



So if they zombie apocalypse comes tomorrow, all i have to do is grab the rifle, surf the internet (although slow out here in the woods, lol), grab a beer and wait on an island in perfect mirror-lake. When i take pictures, you cant tell which clouds and forest are real and which are a reflection. Anything that touches the lake will ripple it, and then BLAM!. Ill be just fine.
The large city in this country i suppose will be just as fucked as any other, though, i suppose
, but im not there.

So where do you know of that would be completely zombie proof, considering that every other place would be COMPLETELY FUCKED! Would like to know.

Also, can you guess where I am?

Thats right, I just tricked into reading my vacation blog! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA! HAHAHAHAHA! Suckers.

but seriously.
Any other place?
YOU ARE IN SWITZERLAND!!!!
 

Faux Furry

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Egypt is very hot and dry, absolute murder on the undead. They'd all be rendered jerky for the vultures and the worms before they nibble on their first living person.

Israel would be fairly safe from them, too,for the reasons that the original poster stated(not the forest part, but the fact that all of the men are military trained and armed past a certain age).
 

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Jabberwock xeno said:
Serving UpSmiles said:
Tsaba said:
Mauro Carrizales said:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress
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while a good defensive structure it is not impervious.
Unless you have some kind of Wallish contraption to block zombies off.
Or you don't kill the zombies.

Let them roam around, and decompose.
Maybe let battery acid or thermite run out the bottom windows?

The chinese wall could also work, unless the zombies are mongolian...
 

lacktheknack

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Cracked has figured out that the answer is Antarctica - zombies have no heat source, and thus freeze into non-moving status in seconds. Then solid in minutes.
 

WolfThomas

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Australia would be quite hard to overcome, as long as the infection didn't start in our country. The only access is by sea or plane, so given a bit of warning we could seal the country off. Shoot planes down and sink ships, quarantine those that do managed to get here. Even if the infection did arrive here, all of our capital cities are hundreds of kilometres from each other, so losing one doesn't mean losing all. Most of our military bases are in smaller town outside of the cities so that'd help too.

Even if all of the country collapsed surviving the zombies would be pretty easy because the population density is so low, as long as you got to a remote area you'd see very few zombies. There's so many obstacles both natural (rivers, gulleys, cliffs) and man-made (fences of all sizes) that would slow and spread out zombies crossing the countryside. Then as long as you were safe from it, unchecked bushfires would probably destroy large numbers of zombies and towns they may be in.

You would have to survive Australia though, that's pretty hard.
 

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Ahaha...Here's my survival plan. One gun. One bullet. Guess WHERE that one bullet will go? THAT'S RIGHT! Into my head! If we're going by the usual way a Zombie Apocalypse runs, WHY prolong your ultimate demise? Just kill yourself! That way, if for whatever reason the zombies continue to come at people, you'll just reraise as one of them!

Or, you know...You could eat blow-fish poison and go into a coma. ZOMBIES never eat people who are asleep. ONLY those who are awake. I think it's because Zombies are polite that way.
 

Arsen

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Sweden or Norway.

I'd blast black metal and hide in a mountain fortress...
 

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Aur0ra145 said:
paintman said:
The principality of sealand.

Google it. It's great.
I've been considering getting a nobility title there.
Me too, its like $50 USD plus shipping which is like chump change to forever be known as "Paintman Noble Baron of Sealand"
 

Zip Loc

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Tsaba said:
Mauro Carrizales said:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress
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while a good defensive structure it is not impervious.

read the full article first
EDIT: Ninja'd. Damn.
 

Zip Loc

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KingofallCosmos said:
Jabberwock xeno said:
Serving UpSmiles said:
Tsaba said:
Mauro Carrizales said:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


while a good defensive structure it is not impervious.
Unless you have some kind of Wallish contraption to block zombies off.
Or you don't kill the zombies.

Let them roam around, and decompose.
Maybe let battery acid or thermite run out the bottom windows?

The chinese wall could also work, unless the zombies are mongolian...
Thermite would just as quickly melt the bottom widows as it would melt the zombies below