The most zombie-apocolypse proof city/country you know.

[Flauros]

Where is the best place in the world that you know of to surivive a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE?

Im here right now.

Its a misty forest thats lake, island, lake, land, lake, forest, making it hard for the zombies to traverse. Theres islands everywhere. If you dont know where youre going, you could get lost in the forest forever.....
I just caught a fish today (big deal for a computer addict!) and theres 3 types of berries growing outside. Theres edible mushrooms, and reindeer literally block the road so i have to wait for them to pass. Could walk out a hit them with a rock for dinner.

If all the neighbors in a ten mile radius turned to zombies and tried to kill me......id have to kill 4 neighbors.

Every male is required to have military training when they turn 18 (grrr, how anti-american!....sort of?). Everybody owns a gun and a knife, and its home to the greatest sniper to have ever existed on earth.
Besides all that, its actually one of the most technically advanced countries in the world, though not sure if thats an advantage in a zombie apocolypse....
And just like the gorillas from the Simpsons, the zombies will literally freeze in place if they dont find shelter during the wintertime. Everything freezes. They say during the war when they were sneaking up behind the invaders and slitting their throats, the bodies would spray blood and freeze in place.....So the zombies would have to obey physics too i suppose.
One of the largest countries in the world tried to invade them.....and they were the only one to ever defend themselves from invasion. Despite the low population...



So if they zombie apocalypse comes tomorrow, all i have to do is grab the rifle, surf the internet (although slow out here in the woods, lol), grab a beer and wait on an island in perfect mirror-lake. When i take pictures, you cant tell which clouds and forest are real and which are a reflection. Anything that touches the lake will ripple it, and then BLAM!. Ill be just fine.
The large city in this country i suppose will be just as fucked as any other, though, i suppose
, but im not there.

So where do you know of that would be completely zombie proof, considering that every other place would be COMPLETELY FUCKED! Would like to know.

Also, can you guess where I am?

Thats right, I just tricked into reading my vacation blog! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA! HAHAHAHAHA! Suckers.

but seriously.
Any other place?

 

[Grayjack]

Antarctica seems like a pretty safe place. And I assume you're in Finland?

 

[KedynCrow]

Yeah, your internet is going to get a lot slower when society falls. Enjoy your edible mushrooms, I'll be fighting the good fight.

Military Industrial complex/ well-armed citizenry of America, out.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I live in a small town in a desert several miles from the nearest city. There are plenty of rednecks with guns. Any zombies that survive the walk without decaying into goop would be shot by your friendly neighborhood gun-nut.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

Also, can you guess where I am?

you are in finland, the sniper you are talking about is Simo Häyhä who fought against the soviet union in the winter war, which your country won.

OT: there is some old building/tower thing in Japan that is often dubbed as the anti zombie fortress and if than thing is down then I'll move to some oilrig, I think zombies can't swim.

 

[Tsaba]

Alaska, there are no zombies in Alaska... so we head there.

 

[TheIronRuler]

Where is the best place in the world that you know of to surivive a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE?

Im here right now.

Its a misty forest thats lake, island, lake, land, lake, forest, making it hard for the zombies to traverse. Theres islands everywhere. If you dont know where youre going, you could get lost in the forest forever.....
I just caught a fish today (big deal for a computer addict!) and theres 3 types of berries growing outside. Theres edible mushrooms, and reindeer literally block the road so i have to wait for them to pass. Could walk out a hit them with a rock for dinner.

If all the neighbors in a ten mile radius turned to zombies and tried to kill me......id have to kill 4 neighbors.

Every male is required to have military training when they turn 18 (grrr, how anti-american!....sort of?). Everybody owns a gun and a knife, and its home to the greatest sniper to have ever existed on earth.
Besides all that, its actually one of the most technically advanced countries in the world, though not sure if thats an advantage in a zombie apocolypse....
And just like the gorillas from the Simpsons, the zombies will literally freeze in place if they dont find shelter. Everything freezes. They say during the war when they were sneaking up behind the invaders and slitting their throats, the bodies would spray blood and freeze in place.....So the zombies would have to obey physics too i suppose.
One of the largest countries in the world tried to invade them.....and they were the only one to ever defend themselves from invasion. Despite the low population...


Thats right, I just tricked into reading my vacation blog! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA! HAHAHAHAHA! Suckers.

So if they zombie apocalypse comes tomorrow, all i have to do is grab the rifle, surf the internet (although slow out here in the woods, lol), grab a beer and wait on an island in perfect mirror-lake. When i take pictures, you cant tell which clouds and forest are real and which are a reflection. Anything that touches the lake will ripple it, and then BLAM!. Ill be just fine.
The large city in this country i suppose will be just as fucked as any other, though, i suppose
, but im not there.

So where do you know of that would be completely zombie proof, considering that every other place would be COMPLETELY FUCKED! Would like to know.

Also, can you guess where I am?

Thats right, I just tricked into reading my vacation blog! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA! HAHAHAHAHA! Suckers.

but seriously.
Any other place?

Finland looks like a nice place.

 

[FugitiveZero]

Damn you ! I hate vacation blogs with a burning passion.

 

[putowtin]

where I live,
trust me it's that boring no zombies would want to come near the place
Population 1000 of those 98% are aged 75+

 

[Flauros]

Ok, so how many of you actually go to Antarctica? lol

 

[Viking Incognito]

I've read World War Z so I know that it would be North Korea.

 

[Arthur Cammarono]

I'm just gonna keep goin' north 'till I hit water
After reading World War Z, I don't know why I think this is a good idea, but hell, zombies... they eat brains and they freeze, it's what they do
That would make it Canada BTW

 

[Tsaba]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress
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while a good defensive structure it is not impervious.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

Canada, and anywhere in the northern territories, as well as Russia. The winter would cause supernatural zombies to freeze solid, and infected zombies to simply expire. Factor in that the season gives about eight months a year to prepare for the Summer when zombies will actuall y be a threat renders these areas effectively zombie proof.

 

[emeraldrafael]

My town. mostly cause of the plan my friends and I have raised.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I'm pretty certain Seaworld or Sealand or whatever it's called it pretty goddamn safe haha.

 

[mionic]

Also, can you guess where I am?

you are in finland, the sniper you are talking about is Simo Häyhä who fought against the soviet union in the winter war, which your country won.

OT: there is some old building/tower thing in Japan that is often dubbed as the anti zombie fortress and if than thing is down then I'll move to some oilrig, I think zombies can't swim.

I thought of that too. but you still need to gather food and stuff now and then.
Edit: Oh. Right. Farms.

 

[Therumancer]

Well, as they say the devil is in the details. The cause of the zombies, and their exact capabilities means a lot. If your dealing with the Romero shamblers, then there are plenty of ways of dealing with that scenario fairly effectively, isolation helps. If your dealing with a more supernatural variety of zombie, which is less popular in the cinema, those that say need to be hacked to pieces and then presumably burned (ie totally destroyed) and so on, the situation changes considerably.

See, depending on how durable the Zombies are, and the exact cause of the spread, isolation might just buy you some time. Sure those who head to the hills and hide out in cabins will avoid the initial fighting and slaughter, but only until the people there are gone. If the zombies are hunting people down as the result of some curse, or "life sense" or whatever, it just means that when the time comes those people in isolated regions are going to be run down last and ultimatly wind up with little or no recourse.

Likewise, most arguements about guns in places like the US, Finland, or wherever else, might not matter if the Zombies aren't going to be stopped by headshots and bullets won't do more except annoy them.

As far as Finland goes, Simo Haya is a national hero, and I understand that Finland is quite proud of it's victories, though as many people have pointed out here it's a lot less impressive when you go beyond the numbers and actually look at the details of who was fighting who. It's been a big discussion here in the past and I'm not going to go through it as I'm hardly the biggest expert on that area of military history. That said, I do acknowlege Finland might do pretty well, though given that it has it's own large, modern cities I don't think it's going to do all THAT well overall, as the same arguements about rural areas (only 4 other people in the area!) can be made about a lot of places.

As far as survival skills goes, truthfully I think the ones who would fare best hiding in the wilderness would be temperate swamp dwellers, your seminoles, cajuns, and other swamp folk down around the Everglades or in Lousiana and so on. The reason being that even really durable zombies are going to have trouble with the wildlife even if they otherwise don't rot. The poison insects and snakes and such aren't a problem, but gators and animals like that will eat just about anything. I think that would make such areas among the most resiliant.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

while a good defensive structure it is not impervious.

Unless you have some kind of Wallish contraption to block zombies off.