The movie that was "so bad" that you couldn't watch them through

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Usually I stick around for a whole movie, whether it's good or bad.

But this past weekend my mom and her boyfriend were watching Transformers 2. I watched for maybe... 20, 30 minutes? It just didn't draw me in. So I went and watched FlashForward on Hulu instead. Definitely a better use of my time.
 
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almightywabbit said:
I don't see why Twilight was as all bad as that...
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People went in expecting Underworld again and what they got was What Women Want with only a dash of Interview With The Vampire. It was Romance. A chick flick. An estrogen fest.[/small]

Movies I've walked out on/never finished.. hmm.

Dungeons & Dragons. Worst plot AND acting I've ever witnessed in my entire life.

The Hills Have Eyes. A woman getting raped whilst her baby is cannibalized? No. No. Fucking. Thank you.

Borat. Dude made out with his sister and I hit the bricks.

All the Scary Movie's. I'd hit the power button, stupefied at the audacity of the parody's they were perpetrating. I managed to finish each one, but only with mountainous piles of salt and several days per flick.

The rest I've never been able to put up with were either ultra cheesy, low budget scifi horror movies or just about every anime I've ever seen. Boring as dirt.
 
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Watchmen: I don't why I just couldn't get into it, just seemed like a sex and violence fest to me, maybe because I didn't know any back story or anything, story wasn't intriguing to me.
 
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Chicago (2002). Went to see this one with family & friends. We were 8 total, and 7 of us wanted to leave after 40 or so minutes. I don't understand how this ended up getting the oscar, let alone 6 of them.
 
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Arawn.Chernobog said:
Star Wars Christmas Special

I contemplated suicide as a very seductive alternative after watching that... thing..
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Is that that animated...thing that was released some time ago?

OT: Eragon. Fell asleep less than half way in. Angels and Demons. Horrible. Napoleon Dynamite. Crap. I've seen a lot more but can't bring them to mind right now.
 
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There are three different kinds of movies. There are good movies, bad movies, and mediocre movies.

To me, the worst kind of movie is a mediocre movie. There is nothing outstanding about mediocre movies. They're generic. Typically, they don't try anything new. They try things that have been done before, and they don't even have the courtesy to do them well. There is nothing outstanding about a mediocre movie. They're dull, and only dull people enjoy them.

Good movies are just good. Nothing wrong with that.

Bad movies, in a strange sort of way, are enjoyable for me. I love a good bad film. Judge Dredd was an absolute masterpiece. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist made me laugh until my cheeks hurt. Bad movies are wonderful.

To date, I have only seen one movie that has managed to fit into none of these categories. It's just so...outrageously awful that even I couldn't finish it.

The Hottie and the Nottie. God, it was terrible. Worst movie I've ever seen. I couldn't make it past the halfway point before shutting it off and popping in the Street Fighter flick with Raul Julia.
 
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The Battle of the Bulge! WORST war movie I have ever seen! The tanks looked like something out of Nam and not WWII!!! It was so unhistorically accurate and dumb that I went "Fuck this shit!" and stopped my DVD player.
 
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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Lord of the Rings.
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I can understand that, it's a long movie, but when I watch the extended versions I watch in sessions. When I'm supposed to be studying.
 
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Blair witch project, it never went anywhere. And when I did finally see it all the ending was terrible.
 
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CaptainChaosify said:
If you don't mind me asking, but why?
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It may help that I was approaching drunkenness at the time but it seemed to skip from forced scene to forced scene.

The premise is perhaps best described through Clerks 2 as continually walking for three movies; but there seemed to be large chunks missing, a lot of the scenes were specifically to set up other scenes and the undertones of "Hobbit Love" came across as hideously misplaced implications of pubescent World War soldiers.
Then there's the D&D/ST:NG ramifications of 1 from each race with the Deus Ex Machinae of Gandalf (Not Jesus) on one side and Sauron( Not Satan) on the other fighting over a minor magical artifact, where 12 hideously powerful critters get crippled by some hairy feeted bastards.

Wasn't as bad as Dungeons & Dragons but bored me a lot more. At least with D&D I could rant about how stupid it was. LotR was just dull.
 
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